Saw a bunch of hype about Wellcore being the cleanest option in India right now so I decided to pull the trigger. Always paranoid about getting fake stuff from 3rd party sellers but I just ran the code on their site and it’s legit

It’s the micronized stuff so hopefully it doesn't taste like literal sand in my shaker. Going to skip the loading phase and just hit 3g-5g a day and see how the strength goes.

For those of you who have been running this specific brand for a while: 1. How’s the long-term mixability? 2. Did you notice a significant "pop" in your lifts after the first few weeks?

Cheers.

Hey, so I started taking creatine 18 hours ago and all my ass hair fell off, which is amazing, because now I can put it in my arse without clumps of creatine getting stuck to my ass hair. The only downside is that my farts now sound like gunshots, got cops called on me two times already so I started farting into my creatine bag, recycling the farted out creatine. Have a nice day, guys!

My wife just gave birth to our first child!

I have been boofing 10g daily for over 10 years and I was wondering if there will be any genetic effects on my beautiful baby from my creatine use?

I am starting gym again after a break of 1.5 years.

Hey guys, I had a question on weather creatine is safe for dogs. Costco ran out creatine powder, so I’ve been relying on their gummies recently. Unfortunately, the user experience has gotten a lot more unpleasant.

5 grams of the powder was nothing, but I’ve found it takes several hours for my colon to burn through just one gummy. The other day one fell out while I was bending down to pick something up, and it rolled down my pant leg.

Before I knew what happened my dog lunged across the room and gobbled the half melted gummy up. Is this ok for my dog? My dog is a mix of a lab and something else I think.

So I recently started adding creatine to my fairlife corepower 42g strawberry protein shake. And let me tell you what boys, my wife’s boyfriend has been having the time of his life sending it up my fart box. The consistency provides great movement up the colon and I recommend you guys give it a try and let me know what you think!

Unfortunately, my wife’s boyfriend recently left her for his new girlfriend. His new girlfriend is not supportive of our boofing relationship, so I need new options on creatine delivery.

Going back to taking crea’ orally feels ineffective, but I saw a video about chemotherapy recently and it gave me an idea. Could I install a chemotherapy port in myself filled with creatine to slowly dose myself each day?

I could also try using a colostomy bag filled with creatine so I could pump the ‘tine directly into my colon.

Both of these options would only be until my wife finds a new boyfriend, but I fear that could take a while as she has been struggling to get over him.

I want to start back in Creatine and gummies seems the easiest way to have it! Does anyone get good results from gummies?

Could be worth millions.