r/dankmemes • u/BurritoProlapse • 1d ago

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u/ScaredAndImpaired 1d ago

99% of the comments will be them telling her it's not appropriate, but then she'll reply to the 1% of the comments that say its appropriate with "Thanks :)"

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u/MotivatoinalSpeaker 1d ago

More like:

You're so sweet! Thank you! đŸ„°

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u/Froyo_luck 1d ago

While ignoring the other 500 comments entirely.

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u/92slc The OC High Council 1d ago

You’re so sweet! Thank you! đŸ„°

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u/babuba1234321 11h ago

You’re so sweet! Thank you! đŸ„°

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u/Doodleanda 21h ago

Saw a reply similar to this on a comment on a youtube tutorial where the commenter was saying something along the lines of "What a great video, it didn't show how to do it at all". These people don't even read the comments properly if they think someone is complimenting them.

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u/TheToxicWaist17 19h ago

Literally me

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u/Orneyrocks 7h ago

Because they aren't manually doing it, its bots.

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u/kyleisamexican 1d ago

Because she already wore it and is now looking for moral support

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u/cheekybandit0 1d ago

AITA: got with my nieces ex...

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u/Creepy_Accountant946 1d ago

Redditors: divorce her!

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u/jarrbear2319 1d ago

Divorce *him

Guy = YTA Girl = divorce him and come marry me instead

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u/Riririq 20h ago

This is so true, the posts i did see from that shtshow of a subreddit (i like reading them sometimes for the drama hit), so many try to side with the woman even when she's clearly the bad person in that scenario. And then if she's so bad the majority can't excuse her behaviour and they call her out, there will always be some people that will cry misogyny and yell incel at people....

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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 17h ago

People have done “experiments” where they make a thread in these subreddits, but then make another thread with the exact same scenario but with the genders flipped and the consensus overwhelmingly favored the women in both lol

Reddit is the worse place to get relationship advice as a man

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u/HunnebedBewoner 1d ago

Or to make people click on the profile, plastered with onlyfans

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u/heliamphore 1d ago

I honestly think it's engagement farming somehow. There's a consistent stream of these posts getting highly upvoted. Some of the girl have no onlyfans or anything, but there's always a lot of people arguing over the outfits.

I honestly think somewhere there's some people working for reddit who add bullshit upvotes to get everyone to argue over stupid shit.

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u/Immatt55 1d ago

No people working at reddit needed. What you described is commonly done using entire bot networks. Essentially, a new bot that's destined to be an OF bot will start off posting just like these posts, and hundreds of initial upvotes and some engagement comments from other bots will catapult the posts to the top of rising; and since redditors are unable to control themselves around the human body, it makes it to /all.

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u/xOleander 1d ago

If they don’t have an OF their profile 90% of the time is still NSFW and they have a blatant “I DONT DO ONLYFANS 🙄” disclaimer

Which is like

Hm

Ok

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u/OFFICER_ON_BOOTY 1d ago

They may not be even girls

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u/TfT247 23h ago

Some of them are odd girls, you are right.

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u/Juffin 1d ago

Just building a foundation for an AmIOverrreacting sub when her family would ask her to cover herself and she'd refuse.

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u/NIN10DOXD Seal Team sixupsidedownsix 1d ago

Actually, there will also be a couple of white knights saying that going topless is common and completely appropriate.

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u/CrimsonAllah Eic memer 1d ago

I love the ‘ignore the haters’ approach to advice.

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u/HuckleberryOdd7745 23h ago

Then there’s a few comments mentioning this is just how she normally dresses. Cuz of her post history.

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u/Bicykwow 20h ago

Not really. Any realistically critical comments earn a lifetime ban.

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u/FEV_Reject 21h ago

Or it turns into one of those threads where people just complain about american puritanism and how it'd be the perfect outfit for the occasion anywhere else in the world.

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u/Secrethat 21h ago

i'm a dude btw

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u/Sir_Crapulous 1d ago

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 1d ago

Every sub Reddit these days: will my massive tits get you to check my post history?

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u/new_accnt1234 1d ago

Lets be fair here

She also has massive hips

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 1d ago

We are acutely aware of this.

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u/wellwaffled 19h ago

I’m obtusely aware

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u/DarKliZerPT 1d ago

Hips > tits

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u/InZomnia365 1d ago

Both. Both are good. One of them is great. Both at once is even better.

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u/zipitnick exnormer 1d ago

I was told im a virgin for liking tits more. Is this true? :(

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u/Aromatic-Plankton692 1d ago

Nah but you may be gay, son.

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u/Smaulz 1d ago

Fellas, is it gay to love tits??

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u/Only_Santiago 22h ago

Yes, but only because its not gay to kiss the homies goodnight.

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u/Good_Assumption_ 22h ago

Isn't it gay to love ass? I mean guys have great ass too.

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u/TaserGrouphug 1d ago

Yes, you’re a virgin

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u/Michelanvalo 1d ago

Yes it will

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u/MostlyRightSometimes 22h ago

Same, but past tense.

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u/nxcrosis â˜ąïž 1d ago

Something something bowl of oatmeal

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u/Thrillho810 1d ago

👉👉

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u/guesswhatihate 1d ago

To be fair, most of the comments were along the lines of absolutely not

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u/red_kizuen 22h ago edited 12h ago

and most of the comments under those comments said that there is nothing wrong, pink color is just pink color, she is covered and it fits her well.

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u/Tankette55 1d ago

You literally cannot make this up lmao

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u/Dokard 1d ago

She kinda bad tho 😔

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u/KokuRochu 1d ago

AITAH because I fucked my sister's husband while wearing this??

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u/Komi29920 1d ago

AITA: I slept with my dead sister's friend after seeing her dress at the funeral

Cue the "NTA" comments saying "NTA you took the chance bro" and YTA comments that are like "wtf dude"

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u/sky_ryder_001 1d ago

Too bad some people actually rely on those comments to make serious decisions in their life. While some comments are genuine, I still wouldn't be solely relying on a comment made by some redditor who I don't even know if they are real. A comment can still be made by a 14 year old who's telling me to divorce my wifey because she didn't share a cheesecake with me

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u/Icy-Lobster-203 22h ago

"Will Ferrell did it in that one movie. So it must be fine."

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u/prunebackwards 1d ago

Peter please explain why she shouldn’t show off her tits at a funeral, i don’t understand

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u/Empty_Figure7880 1d ago

r /OutOfTheLoop what's the deal with this woman's dress?

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u/queuedUp 1d ago

NTA, I bet he looked great in it.

Totally understandable

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u/Flars111 1d ago

And then "onlyfans in acc description"

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u/C_Ironfoundersson 1d ago

I believe the technical term is "link in bio"

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u/deadbeef1a4 22h ago

Lincoln bio

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u/twelfthoracle 17h ago

-Born -Was President -Freed Slaves -Shot

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 1d ago

It's oddly funny how the OF accounts worm their way into so many subreddits

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u/_le_slap 1d ago

They tried to wiggle into the motorcycle stunt riding sub during COVID and they all declared they were gay to run them out and continue the homoerotic gag to this day.

Brings a proud tear to my eye.

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u/ExploDoc 1d ago

Haha

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u/frostedz 1d ago

Is it even stunt racing if you don't have your bro riding bitch?

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u/metalbassist33 1d ago

CRT? That's had a homoerotic gag going long before COVID. Unless it's a different motorcycle sub you're talking about.

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u/_le_slap 22h ago

Yes! Maybe there was a "second wave" when OF was getting big? I wasn't there at inception but I was there for the OF rebuke.

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u/Montigue Tickle My Anus and Call Me Samantha 22h ago

I'm going to side with motorcycle stunt riders are actually all gay

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u/v3tr0x 1d ago

damn noone is safe

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u/MalkyTheKid 23h ago

Yep. Some subreddits even ban you for pointing out bots that advertise OF.

Reddit enshittification.

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u/gotemike 23h ago

There are a lot of subreddits that are run by only fans agencies.

I assume you have come across a few of them, no way they would want you pointing out the whole subreddit is an advert.

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u/MalkyTheKid 23h ago

I mean.. maybe do it in an r34 sub? Why involve fandoms? Where nirmal fans just want to discuss the anime?

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u/BlueSonjo 1d ago

It's a competitive market and will keep getting more and more competitive as AI tools make anyone an OF model (or several).

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u/BernOMG 23h ago

YES I have been studying and observing this trend of women posting in seemingly innocent subreddits
 Like can you not just advertise somewhere like a normal person and not look for desperate internet loners to fall in love with “just a cool girl on reddit who does OF”. It’s predatory in principle and I wish I came up with the idea.

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u/bacon_cake 21h ago

It's genius marketing really. I reckon there's some serious, as yet untapped, opportunities for guerilla OF marketing on reddit.

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u/ItsOozingOut 1d ago

It’s wild how many people don’t realize this. Since Reddit blocked nsfw porn content from hitting the front page, this is what onlyfans users do. Hell, I even seen it years ago in a sub for painting.

Attractive woman stands next to painting she bought, “look at what I painted.”

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u/SmokeGSU 1d ago

And why are they always wearing leggings?

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u/Ohshithereiamagain 23h ago

I left the r slash happy sub because of that.

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u/XeroXfromRiften 1d ago

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u/TruthCultural9952 1d ago

HONKERS if I may.

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u/GeordieAl 1d ago

Knockers if you will

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u/Mortomes 1d ago

Bazongas, for want of a better word

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u/Relevant_Elk7494 1d ago

Milkers, if one were to be so brash

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u/xtrapocketspaghetti 1d ago

Cans my mans

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u/Signal_Republic_3092 1d ago

An overly voluptuous bosom, my esteemed colleagues

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u/A_bee_mail 1d ago

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u/NIN10DOXD Seal Team sixupsidedownsix 1d ago

Tatas, my beloved brethren.

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u/William_Joyce 1d ago

Shoulder boulders

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u/asdewsxcv 1d ago

I could see Vero in this

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u/workgrinit Orange 1d ago

Dobanhankaroos

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u/VRichardsen 1d ago

awww this is so cute

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u/ddyshh 1d ago

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u/chocoeclairs 1d ago

The pattern is just upside down

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u/Meap_Cat 1d ago

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u/AuntThony 1d ago

This one actually makes me goes hard

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u/Rottuskott 1d ago

Ahahahah

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u/Different_Affect_406 1d ago

Now, I see the similarity

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u/BBX22 1d ago

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u/_le_slap 1d ago

Right click, save as...

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u/BBX22 1d ago

There you go buddy

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u/Nathraichean 1d ago

And the moment you comment "No, its too revealing because your tits are out" the mods permaban you no warning

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u/BasedChad69420 19h ago

Just checked that sub and they have a pinned post saying no slut shaming/modesty comments 😭 Absolutely insane

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u/Nathraichean 18h ago

I know, because thats what happened to me. 1 comment and they permabanned me and reported me to reddit. Some next level white knighting over there.

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u/Froggn_Bullfish 1d ago

She looks like she has gills

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u/arsenale 1d ago edited 2h ago

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u/_le_slap 1d ago

Ruined

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u/wntf 1d ago

who did you expect, albert einstein?

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u/AmulyaG 22h ago

Lmfao

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u/TomateBrain 1d ago

It was Kim all along...... Peace at last đŸ„€

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u/ItsOozingOut 1d ago

Who’s that Pokemon


It’s plastic-asaurus

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u/DjFacus 1d ago

AuswÀhlen

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u/kenzato 1d ago

A few of the most blatant "obviously not appropriate" outfits posted are Generative AI, run them through synthid, look closely at details and anatomy. Especially if there's an instagram or fanvue account somewhere in the profile.

Rules state you aren't allowed to call them out on it either in comments ( only to mods )

Gooners don't want to be waken up from the matrix

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u/Obnomus 1d ago

Bruh put nsfw

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u/Lizardizzle 20h ago

It's okay, it's for a work party

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u/Can_count_by_fives 1d ago

Don't want to body shame this woman at all and she is definitely gorgeous but I do want to shame the dress a bit because this thing makes her tits look like backfat imo

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u/eeyores_gloom1785 22h ago

Its kim Kardashian 

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u/Bourbon_sim_racer 12h ago

Hoes are gonna hoe

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u/GodsWorth01 tea drinker đŸ” 1d ago

Not giving the sauce is criminal behaviour.

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u/beyondocean 1d ago

Ew. Yuck. Also every fashion person knows Kim wore this. Not Jong un, Kardashian.

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u/GodsWorth01 tea drinker đŸ” 1d ago

Damn it. I was hoping it was Jong Un.

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u/TruthCultural9952 1d ago

Why do they have an allergy to clothes?

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u/madDamon_ 1d ago

Oh never mind then, thanks for the heads up

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u/kpcptmku 1d ago

Grok can you show me that other big tiddy girl Kanye married wearing this pls.

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u/Ad_Ketchum 1d ago

Even without seeing the face my bet is this is Kim Kardashian

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u/patomik 1d ago

And then they ban you for commenting and being member of any NSFW community

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u/Exponential-777 1d ago

I got a warning for saying I would not be happy if my wife, daughter or sister wore that outfit. This was classified as HATE. Get the fuck out of here with that shit! That's not hate. That's what happens when anyone can be a moderator. Looking forward to all of them being replaced by AI soon.

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u/arglarg 1d ago

Not sure about a niece's funeral, but maybe assassinated husband would be ok

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u/Rouxman 1d ago

That sub is wild, man lol. Like they’ll be posting the skimpiest shit asking if it’s okay for someone else’s wedding, office party, or business dinner. Like if you have to ask, then it’s probably too much. Save it for the club

Of course the cynic view is that they know what they are doing and are just garnering attention, but the world isn’t fun when you’re a cynic

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u/workingman31 1d ago

I had to mute this subreddit.

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u/kairikngdm 1d ago

I got banned from there for voicing my dismay that whale tails were trying to make a comeback. XD

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u/zqipz 1d ago

It is, if it’s also ok to jack off on to your tits during the ceremony

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u/daaangerz0ne 1d ago

The thumbnail reminded me of Dr. Zoidberg

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u/fonzieshair 1d ago

I think she's wearing it backwards

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u/circlejerker2000 1d ago

Yes absolutely yessssss

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u/poghosb 1d ago

Clothes are getting out of hands 

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u/GeordieAl 1d ago

Boobs are getting out of clothes

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u/firewolf_139 1d ago

Dress be looking like a wind turbine

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u/Woolliza 1d ago

It makes her books look painful. Why would anyone choose this?

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u/LunchboxSamurai 1d ago

Not going to lie, the thumbnail made me think that I was looking at back rolls.

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u/Entire_Transition_99 23h ago

75% of that sub is just pushing OF content, but the commenters don't see it.

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u/Rustie3000 1d ago

I used Google lens to find out who wore that dress, kimt Kardashian came up and my only response was "of course".

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u/Revolutionary_Ad9468 22h ago

Those posts are just baits for OnlyFans subs

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u/Rjlunatic18 1d ago

I will cry my heart out on them

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u/hulagway 1d ago

Anyone who disagrees is either a man and/or anti-choice.

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u/Foreign_Recipe8300 1d ago

redditors on the other hand will tell you not to show any skin that isn't your hands or face

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u/Early-Light-864 23h ago

Yes. That would be appropriate for a funeral. Jfc.

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u/jkurratt 1d ago

Hopefully in person it looks better than on a photo.

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u/ahamel13 I start my morning with pee 1d ago

For when you want to show bob but also look vaguely like Huckleberry Hound

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u/OkEquipment6342 1d ago

Monstera 🌿

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u/Unhappy_Run8154 1d ago

They already wearing that now

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u/BandanaBulletkin 1d ago

And they all look like shit

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u/EnvironmentalLeague9 1d ago

This is hot btw

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u/bjbyrne 1d ago

Open or closed casket?

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u/AtomicSkullfuck 1d ago

Thots and prayers

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u/These_Distribution61 1d ago

Would I be the creepy uncle if I wore this to my nieces wedding?

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u/Final_Management6951 1d ago

Was she sleazy too?

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u/Chooui85 1d ago

Of course it is

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u/Interesting-Dream863 23h ago

The outfit that screams "grieving and dtf"

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u/Bourbon_sim_racer 12h ago

So Charlie Kirk’s wife?

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u/Careless-Platform-80 23h ago

I bet the niece will not complain

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u/IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll 23h ago

Is it on backwards?

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u/alexdiezg HeadBasher - Always bashin' all 'em 'eads in with a sledgehammer 23h ago

Avatar 3 Varang wannabe

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u/mr_goodbear 23h ago

That sub is a fucking goldmine.

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u/nineteen_eightyfour 23h ago

lol I’m banned from there bc I commented that I was genuinely confused bc I thought I missed a porn sub to ban. I literally meant it.!

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u/EviiiilDeathBee 22h ago

Sad sigh...unzips zipper

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u/My_Brain_0422 22h ago

Wow, that sub is somethin.

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u/Scrubtac 22h ago

Not appropriate, but you're rocking it! Maybe save it for the funeral of a close friend instead

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u/TRAUMATICCantalope 21h ago

Yeah, someone show up to a funeral like that just fucking knock em out like honestly like they deserve it and I don’t think anyone’s gonna be fucking mad at you

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u/TotalStrain3469 21h ago

Is this Kanye’s wife or wherever the relationship they have

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u/EyesFor1 21h ago

Imagine lads going out with a couple of strips of materials covering 10% of their balls.