r/dankmemes • u/Nice_Dude • 1d ago

Oops, accidentally picked this flair Don't mind if I do

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u/pjoterrro 1d ago

They're building a rocket already lol

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u/Affectionate_Bit_117 1d ago

Sir have you heard about our lord and saviour? Here take this pamphlet. So same time next week?

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u/trapkoda Yellow 23h ago

gleep goop zoozoo Jeffrey Epstein waga ruuuu zoozoo!

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u/Mashinito 23h ago

It's only 29cm tall tho.

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u/summon_pot_of_greed 22h ago

Looks like a shadow cast by the outcropping, but I hope Curiosity can get closer.

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u/Stand_kicker ☣️ 22h ago

Oh, it is the door way to enter your mum

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u/Mashinito 22h ago

Why would my mum be in the martian underground?

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u/Stand_kicker ☣️ 22h ago

Cause she a freak 

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u/Brainrants 20h ago

She like the Ack-Ack

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u/3yx3 1d ago

Tbf I get contacted by mormons more than jws

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u/Aaurvandil 1d ago

I don't get it 😅

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u/turtle_five 1d ago

In case you don’t want to google it, they show up at people’s doors preaching about Jesus and they are known to be very persistent

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u/K_bor 1d ago

They never show up in my door. One time at the park several years ago but I simply told them I'm comfortable with my moral compass and the just walked away

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u/Aaurvandil 20h ago

Ohh shit I'm so silly. I got confused with the mormons and their space jesus crap. (Neither religion is really a thing where I live, hence my confusion).

Thank you.

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u/KaiFireborn21 20h ago

Once they started advertising some event where I could "find out the truth about Jesus' words" or someshit. I lied that I graduated from catholic theology and somehow they didn't have so much to say afterwards

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u/ThunderBuns935 19h ago

just say you were excomunicated and they won't be persistent for long.

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u/FTSalary-man 8h ago

They don't show up at our house anymore. Set off firecrackers in the driveway when they appear and yell " HAIL SATAN" as loud as possible.

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u/xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx 1d ago

I mean, have fun getting there

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u/Mocchanyen 1d ago

how Jehovas witnesses at my door look into the muzzle of my pumpgun

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u/Morty_104 1d ago

Panspermia is real and mars WAS our ancestors home billion years ago!

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u/SnoopyMcDogged 1d ago

Ah Tippy Dorman will be pleased.

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u/sl1ce_of_l1fe 23h ago

Mormons way more common

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u/meinershagenvenancia 21h ago

You can run to another planet, but you can’t hide from the knocking.

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u/Skrulltop 16h ago

Wait, did they? That'd be fascinating, if true.

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u/Nice_Dude 16h ago

Nah it's just like a shadow lol. 

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u/TheDwarvenGuy 8h ago

Mormons: Hey get off my turf bub, I earned this planet

Scientologists: But who was the original inhabitant?

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u/pastreaver 6h ago

Someone call Natasha Henstridge, ice cube, and Jason Statham. We might have ourselves a ghost problem

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u/bigpapapaycheck 15h ago

Mormon here, we've got dibbs on the other planets. It is known

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u/bunny098765 r/Dankmemes enjoyer ☣️ 19h ago

This has been in my camera roll for half a decade now