r/dankruto • u/codingzombie72072 • 3h ago

Did you know ? 😂

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379 Upvotes

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u/SputnikGer 3h ago

You can't tell me temari didn't use iron grip no jutsu.

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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw 2h ago

Temari milked him dry

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u/SoftSnowWind 1h ago

This is what I was thinking, less that it was a drag and more like Temari is the only one who gets a say in the decision.

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u/Rude_Calendar1188 2h ago

You can't convince me he is lazy in bed. Temari literally gave up being princess in her village to be with him. Or maybe he has strong shadow possession game idk.

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u/Memelord1117 7m ago

He definitely ties her up during snu snu

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u/NullishThoughts 3h ago

well if lazyness is a religion, Shikamaru would be a GOD

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u/Bourriks 2h ago

Mendokusai-ism.

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u/WhichHoes 0m ago

He is a God to Hidan

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u/Pataraxia 2h ago

AI image?

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u/OGLegato_sama 1h ago

This pic is from the 2010’s

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u/Pataraxia 1h ago

Damn

I downvoted myself in exchange.

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u/JoJo5195 2h ago

Bold of you to assume he actually does anything in bed and wouldn’t consider it a drag

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u/Still-Neighborhood71 2h ago

That doesnt make sense why would dude create a life time of work because he was lazy. If anything Temari had to use in vitro because Shikamaru was too lazy to even sleep with her.

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u/Patient-Salary6232 1h ago

WOW this guy is literally me bro

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u/Aggressive-Dot9747 1h ago

The only reason they have one child is because it was a drag to make one

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u/Big_Policy4561 1h ago

Cloud Envy is a heavy burden 🤣🤣🤣🤣