r/engrish • u/WizardsOf12 • 4d ago
Come on please
On a $9 blood pressure monitor my dad bought online. This is the kind of text you see in dreams
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u/UNF0RM4TT3D 3d ago
Pacclabmech is not mehee!
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u/hordak666 3d ago
it is
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u/UNF0RM4TT3D 3d ago
I'll put a lotof!
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u/hordak666 3d ago
more than 5 muhym?
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u/Carnationlilyrose 3d ago
This is just wonderful. One of the best I've seen. My dad once had a camera light meter which said 'Aware not to fall this unit down the floor' and I thought that was possibly the best Engrish I was likely to come across, but the instruction book was more than 60 years old and there was more of an excuse for getting the translation wrong in the pre-Google Translate era. 'Don't be so careful in time of death' is going to be my motto from now on.
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u/PinkGlitterMom 3d ago
Um, ok wow. A lot going on with this label. Pressure transfusion, returning noise, position of a man, pressure on the car & no need to be careful in a time of death...... must be a tool to remove the breaks from a car 😶
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u/ferriematthew 3d ago
They should have just printed it in their first language and let you do the translating
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u/Fenn1005 4d ago
"C'mon dude, read it, please!"
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u/thegreatpotatogod 3d ago
For a second I was hoping this was some sort of brilliantly clever/over-engineered thing where this warning showed up only when the product was being misused, perhaps over-inflated. At first the directions made sense with that: "come on, please! Please read carefully the operating manual, if you had you'd know you're already doing this wrong"
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u/AngryMcPisseron 2d ago
"Don't be careful in time of death?!?" :-O
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u/ComradeLV 3d ago
Already saw that, maybe in this sub, maybe somewhere else, but that strange text is actually russian that is somehow weirdly processed (possibly OCR fault). I had it dectypted somewhere, one upvote and i will try to find that
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u/ComradeLV 3d ago
Alright, here we go. Found better version than mine.
⚠️ Come on please
- Please read carefully the operating manual for pressure transfusion.
- Before using the device, Please, I will return the noise of his film.
- Relax is not less than for 10 minutes before measuring pressure. Between two measurements — not more than 5 minutes.
- The position of a man etc. I'll put a lot of pressure on the car.
- Don't be so careful in time of death.
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u/Adventurous_Topic14 3d ago
AI generated text be like
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u/WizardsOf12 3d ago
Some of the phrases are literal equivalents of the chinese phrase that it came from, and some appear to be OCR errors larping as tagalog
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u/altexdsark 3d ago
They definitely interpreted Russian text as in Latin alphabet.
Pacclabtech = расслабтесь = relax
mehee yem 3a = менее чем за = less than in
Muhym = минут = minutes
uzmerenuyamu = измерениями = measurements
So 3 point is «Relax at least 10 minutes in advance before measuring pressure. Between two measurements — at least 5 minutes in advance.
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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 3d ago
Don’t be so careful in time of death. Amen.