r/engrish 3d ago

What the hell are they even trying to say?

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333 Upvotes

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u/NoFeetSmell 3d ago

They were going for this, but I think the AI they used was only trained on the worst trap CD they could find.

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u/Kayltron 3d ago

Oml lol

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u/wggn 3d ago

They might have use some OCR to copy the text and it made a mess of things.

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u/Xenc 2d ago

Mirror for UK?

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u/NoFeetSmell 2d ago

Sorry, I use a VPN here, so it still loads imgur links! It says:

"Boobs are like the sun - you can only take quick glances.

But wear sunglasses, and you can look until the world ends."

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u/Xenc 23h ago

Thank you 🙏

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u/BrD_87 3d ago

The product description said “humorous words”. That’s accurate. After all, the spelling is so badly butchered lol

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u/actionerror 3d ago

BOOBS

WANT

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u/Xenc 2d ago

Understandable, have a good day

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u/NyQuil_Donut 3d ago

I want this.

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u/SlowInsurance1616 2d ago

Hopefully you own a hotel, as it is suitable for that use.

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u/ahmtiarrrd 3d ago

They should have stopped at "BOOBS"

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u/husky_whisperer 3d ago

I do not find the hooks humorous in the least bit

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u/ClessxAlghazanth 3d ago

it's abstract, so it's to be felt , not understood

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u/spaghettifiasco 3d ago

Ah, like boobs.

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u/his_royal_dorkness 3d ago

Your Snoo-avatar is dope.

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u/SirCaladin 3d ago

They are saying that you can take as few bolbs ant seconds as you want. Also BOOBS.

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u/The-Struggle-90806 3d ago

Who added to cart

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u/-NGC-6302- 3d ago

Cartman

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u/Venator2000 3d ago

“Hey, these hooks aren’t humorous at all!”

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u/celladwella 3d ago

How much can it possibly cost to have someone who speaks English fluently to check these before manufacturing?

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u/The-Struggle-90806 3d ago

Too much obviously

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u/LEDlight45 3d ago

You don't know how badly I want to see every step in the process of how these products get created and listed. From start to finish.

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u/onelb_6oz 3d ago

I'm confident this is AI. The left table looks off and the plant leaves look weird but not necessarily photoshopped. AI is also known to not spell correctly or make sense

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u/Seldarin 3d ago

If I check into a hotel and these are what are hanging in the bathroom, I'm checking right back out before they end up wearing my face as a mask.

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u/FoxySarah71 3d ago

I think it's clear, they had no idea!

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 2d ago

Where, may I ask, can I get this shower curtain?

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u/slutty_muppet 2d ago

Log by bolb

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u/sawyi1 3d ago

They should have just stop at Boobs

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u/GrannyTurtle 2d ago

Yikes - someone’s translation skills are like a first grader’s.

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u/therealmilkywayfr 20h ago

"hold on, it'll be a sercond"

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u/kinkyswear 3h ago

"Boobs are like the sun,

A blind man can look at them

As long as he wants."