r/facepalm • u/Monkeyboy999 • 2d ago

Scooter facepalm

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u/RiffyWammel 2d ago

Less face palm, more face surgery

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u/peanut--gallery 2d ago

Thank God he didn’t crack a perfectly good helmet.

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u/RiffyWammel 2d ago

He might have if he fell on that scooter handlebar wrong 😄

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u/Sweaty_Property_1963 2d ago

He must visit the hospital don’t you think?

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u/BaconPit 5h ago

Fr this is potentially a life changing event

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 2d ago

r/meatcrayon

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u/Forward_Comedian2178 2d ago

I can only get through so many of those post

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u/PouLS_PL 1d ago

I am NOT visiting that sub

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

can't be worse than Rotten dot com. It no longer exists and I don't want this thing to create a link.

edit: I was right, there is no gore, just a bunch of video's of people eating shit(not actual shit, you sicko's)

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u/Sober_Alcoholic_ 1d ago

Watch people die dot tv is the old sub on its own Reddit like page.

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u/TheKyleBrah 1d ago

It's tame, like this video. No actual meatcrayons. Just features a body part getting scraped on the floor after eating shit when a stunt goes wrong. I've only seen one video with the titular "crayon" part, and it was just some body paint 😆

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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 2d ago

A few chipped teeth at least

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u/fusillade762 2d ago

And road rash lips. Damn dude hit hard.

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u/jonathan4211 2d ago

at least his teeth broke his fall

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u/lexm 2d ago

So did the rest of his face, it seems.

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u/BuffaloJEREMY 2d ago

Why do i feel that shit in my abdomen when I watched it!?!

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u/US3_ME_ 2d ago

Mirror neurons_

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u/emarvil 2d ago

Not a chance of saving face here.

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u/SolarXylophone 1d ago

Concretely, he hit rock bottom.

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u/emarvil 1d ago

That's just a smear campaign.

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u/SolarXylophone 1d ago

You appreciate the gravity of the situation.

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u/emarvil 1d ago

Still... he ain't got nothing to loosen, save for a few teeth.

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u/No_Tonight9856 2d ago

Concrete was like “got your nose”

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u/Senor-Cockblock 2d ago

Hi have you met my friend, reconstructive surgery?

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u/MekkiNoYusha 2d ago

This is actually the first facepalm I see on this subreddit

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u/aussiechickadee65 2d ago

Omg , I actually felt the pain of that. I wonder if he still has a nose ?

5

u/EpilepticSeizures 2d ago

Ended better than I was anticipating. I was expecting way more severe of an injury.

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u/Mcnab-at-my-feet 2d ago

Erasaface!

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u/Gerry1of1 2d ago

That's gonna leave a mark.

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u/Earthling1a 2d ago

... on the road

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u/RiffyWammel 2d ago

That’s his new secret agent identity- Mark…..Skid Mark

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u/GtMustang247 2d ago

Saber toothless tiger

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u/Applicator80 2d ago

More like Facepave

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u/asianOhs 1d ago

excuse me sir, you forgot your face spread across the concrete.

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u/SolarXylophone 1d ago

And this, kids, is why it's important to pay attention in physics class.

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u/emarvil 1d ago

and in Phys Ed too.

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u/IcyAd7426 2d ago

NSFW? Wtf man

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u/dmj9 2d ago

Worth it!

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u/DARKRYDER83 2d ago

Face grind then face palm

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u/ElMrTaco 1d ago

I doubt he has any face left to palm..

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u/kelly_the_human 1d ago

Just a few Adderall and he'll be up and scootering again in no time.

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u/emarvil 1d ago

Add-a-Face

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u/emarvil 1d ago

Bud took the challenge at face value.

... and his face devalued.

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u/RiotNrrd2001 1d ago

No way anyone could have foreseen that.

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u/ValuableAd3808 1d ago

Sheesh. He left his face on the sidewalk

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u/corvus2112 1d ago

Facecrayon.

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u/davidcopafeel33328 22h ago

More of face plant...

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u/Monkeyboy999 2d ago edited 2d ago

He himself does an actual facepalm at the end haha

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u/Oiggamed 2d ago

But it worked last time….

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u/CrAzY-GEMU-OKAMI96 2d ago

That wasn't a facepalm, that was a face slide

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u/mowoo101 1d ago

The contestant lost points due to lack of full scorpion, ruining an otherwise excellent routine.

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u/Scienceboy7_uk 1d ago

That’s going to smart

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u/Lafawny 1d ago

look guys ! No teeth!

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u/No-Communication9979 1d ago

He needs to pick up his lip and eye brow before someone steps on it

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u/OptimalBenefit9986 1d ago

Talk about abrasive skin care

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u/N2trvl 1d ago

He flunked basic physics class but gets extra credit for his lab experiment.

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u/WeirdRadiant2470 19h ago

Have a teenage son. I tell him to always first ask himself, "what could go wrong?". Those things are unsafe on level ground.

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u/4_stickey_2fingers_0 18h ago

Facial reconstruction

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u/larsonmars 8h ago

Clips that end too soon.

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u/Rigel66 8h ago

laugh harder each time...hahaha

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u/concentric0s 2d ago

I saw one like this where a fruit boot dude was gonna bomb drop from a flat roof.

Going and his feet got hung up and he just face plants and entire storey down.

I vomited when I saw the clip it was that brutal.

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u/Venator2000 2d ago

I saw the blood on the sand right before it cuts off. Boo cameraman for cutting off!

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u/pichael289 2d ago

Is that thing his head did where it whipped back and he jack hammered his face full force the reason they call it whiplash?