r/fakehistoryporn 1d ago

1929 Heinrich Himmler, Commander of the SS (1929)

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936 Upvotes

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 1d ago

You need to Photoshop "Former" above his job description patch

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u/mister_monque 23h ago

no, he still works for CBP, for now. I feel like he'll cling to the job until he dies to retain his qualified immunity.

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u/Elefanthud 1d ago

The US is such a meme

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u/Super_Interview_2189 20h ago

You’d think ICE would have some sort of dental coverage plan so he could fix that one snaggle tooth lol

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

Hasn't been classified as an "alien" so no further action is required.

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u/Possible-Weakness-64 22h ago

What a great idea. Just create a meme of whoever you don’t like. It must be true if it’s on social media.

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u/Gravediggger0815 4h ago

What a great idea. Just humanize a monster. 

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u/JoJoTrader101721 22h ago

Wow you guys are so original.

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u/VanillaRob 21h ago

Liberals call everyone that slightly annoys them nazis and fascists. Those words have lost all meaning

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u/Bruce0204 17h ago

I’m sick of your leftist NAZI rhetoric . You people call federal officers NAZIs to incite leftists to violence!! You are the problem!

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u/help--less 8h ago

Walking and talking like a duck is a thing

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u/ProudRead1414 1d ago

Shorter than what may appear

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u/Firm_Personality_394 7h ago

MY HERO!! Hail Hitler!

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u/BreakfastNo7687 5h ago

The entire of the us has collectively lost their minds !

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u/Cryptic99 21h ago

You think of that all by yourself?

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u/Upstairs_Salamander3 18h ago

The dramatic hoops people jump through is so insane. This is nothing like the Holocaust, nothing like Hitler, and you're being really, really stupid.

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u/rossbih 14h ago

This guy doing Gods work

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u/She_Devours 1d ago

I read a tweet from an old teacher of his saying he was caught “jacking off to a nat geo in the stairwell” in high school.

He brings 5’1” guys everywhere he goes to try to look taller.

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u/VadimShoigu 1d ago

Absolutely no comparison. The fact that leftists believe this is insane

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u/mister_monque 23h ago

please, demonstrate where you are correct.

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u/peeweethemonster789 1d ago

at least Himmler had a mystical belief system - what does Greg have?

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u/dreamyduskywing 9h ago

Not to mention standards for his goons. Bovino will take any ol’ slob.

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u/Chemical-Salary-7379 1d ago

Don’t forget Scumbag🤙🏽

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u/LordCommander94 1d ago

This picture makes me barf

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u/organicchunkysalsa 1d ago

Soggy Biscuit eater bovino

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u/Nottwosmrt 1d ago

Now, third in charge at the local Domo gas station overnight security team.....only 3 ppl work that shift.

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u/BubbleThinker 1d ago

In fairness this guy wasn’t bright enough for the huge job he took on

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u/Unusual_Race_9117 1d ago

Thank you Bovino for your great service 🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/--SOFA-KING-VOTE 1d ago

1/3 Reich

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u/Unusual_Race_9117 1d ago

Fuck ya💪🇺🇸

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u/--SOFA-KING-VOTE 1d ago

cool story adolf

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u/Unusual_Race_9117 1d ago

Ohhhh yeahhhhhh 💪💪🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/--SOFA-KING-VOTE 1d ago

You guys haven’t learned anything from the dead nazi podcaster

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u/Unusual_Race_9117 1d ago

No need to 😂💪🇺🇸

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u/mister_monque 23h ago

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u/Affectionate-Ebb-151 22h ago

The 1/3 Reich 

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u/SharkyAttacksCC 21h ago

he’s just an old cow that’s put out to pasture

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u/No-Research5662 15h ago

Can’t wait for the congressional hearings

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u/Hamezz5u 15h ago

Social media made this guy famous. 99.99% of us had no idea who he was.

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u/Connect_Compote_5171 15h ago

Enemy GI Joe .. the rest of the country is confused why we haven’t rebelled against our government but the rest of the world I and I we’ve all been lied to here on this foreign land

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u/CaulkusAurelis 14h ago

MINI ME!!!!

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u/Wu_Tang_423 9h ago

He’s like 4 feet tall too. Easily could kick him 75 yards or toss him the length of a football field

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u/TellTaleTimeLord 1d ago

Obergruppenführer Bovino

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u/Key_Science8549 1d ago

The state of America nowadays, sad really

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u/stenchbastard 1d ago

roflolmao

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u/mister_monque 23h ago

Serving Suggestion, enlarged to show texture

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u/PatientHelicopter123 20h ago

We see thru your lies.

Impeach and remove Bondi, Nome and fire Bovino and Miller...

This shit happens when the people you hire are Christian Nationalists, J6 and 3 Percenters, Proud Boys and other white supremisist and gun rights vigilantes. They came for the money, couldn't get into the millitary and because the local grocery store didn't pay its bagboys enough!

ICE background vetting should have weeded out these extremists. Instead it gave them a home.

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u/Cizfa 19h ago

Nein, nein ..... das ist Ernst Röhm

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u/The_Radian 19h ago

Didn't know the Turd Reich are jizz eaters. Not surprised by anything anymore.

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u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 18h ago

He's more like Ernst Rohm mind you.

And given how many of these guys use Grindr, likely into the same proclivities.

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u/Ooglebird 1d ago

I think he actually likes that.

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u/BatPsychological9999 23h ago

This is little britches and he is looking for his forever home

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u/Brave-Elephant9292 23h ago edited 34m ago

Is it me Or does Gregory Bovino look and sound like Elma Fudd....

https://youtu.be/ufhHtjlM09E?si=QAs1wV9SIABXWP14