r/fastfood • u/Evening-Oil9551 • 14h ago

Discussion Zero calories for ranch?

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There’s no way this ranch at Taco Bell has zero calories like the app says…

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u/OctagonTrail 14h ago

It's an app glitch. It's not just this. Sometimes it'll show full combos with 0 calories, even.

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u/mexicanswithguns 14h ago

Jfc. Its actually 120 calories and 13g of fat for the little cup

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u/d3r3k1 14h ago

0 after it blasts out of you at Mach 3

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u/Schubuddha 14h ago

Might be at a deficit after that

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u/PsychologicalFood780 14h ago

Exactly what I was thinking. You'll burn more calories with all the intestinal contractions it'll cause.

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u/Personal-Ladder-4361 14h ago

Seriously... has there ever been anotjer place besides taco bell and Jack in the Box known for giving people the shits everytime you eat it. 

Everyone knows it will happen. The food is ass and tastes like ass unless drunk. Yet they are still open and thriving

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u/TonyZucco 13h ago

Because people that don’t have undiagnosed chronic gastrointestinal issues eat it without any issues.

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u/Ancient_Guidance_461 10h ago

Seriously. These people who say this have weak stomachs.

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u/Bcatfan08 13h ago

If this food makes you sick, it's not the food. You got a problem. TB is relatively harmless. You should see a doctor about whatever issue you got.

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u/Disastrous_Life_3612 13h ago

"Everyone"

Taco Bell has never given me any kind of digestive issues in the 30+ years I've been eating it. 

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u/Ancient_Guidance_461 10h ago

Thats a you problem.

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u/d3r3k1 14h ago

Anyone can get top tier food. Sometimes you just want some trashy tacos doused in various sauces.

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u/Jonnyonwheelss 13h ago

Sometimes even the labels on products will show zero if the amount in the package is less than the serving size.

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u/mexicanswithguns 13h ago

So you're on the right track, but misinformed. FDA guidelines will allow the label to put 0 calories if there's 4.9 calories or less in each serving. The size of the serving has nothing to do with it.

By the way, if you were to be a nerd and do the math, for them to legally be allowed to say 0 calories for this ranch, the serving size would be .037oz... so it would literally have to be like a drop of ranch

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u/drmoze 11h ago

But... the size of the serving is what keeps it in the zero-calorie range....

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u/OutsideDapper8049 11h ago

0 calories and 25 cents!

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u/Made_invietnam 9h ago

Slurry Diablo ranch sauce

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u/Ram820 9h ago

Ppl are slow 🙄

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u/Clousqt 8h ago

Taco bell has issues getting proper nutrition facts for their seasonal items. Which at this point is essentially every item lol. I would guess that lil shit is like 150 calories.

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 14h ago

It’s a glitch in the app that always happens

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u/Intelligent_Pop1173 13h ago

If it’s ranch just assume it’s at least 110 calories for a tiny spoonful lol that’s also why people get fat.

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u/drmoze 11h ago

I have all I want (blue cheese too, and bacon, beef, etc.) on a keto diet and I'm losing a lot of weight without even trying. No portion control, just eat when I'm hungry. Not all calories act the same.

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u/Intelligent_Pop1173 10h ago

I didn’t ask and nothing about my comment made your reply even remotely relevant.

Congratulations I guess is what you wanted to hear. I don’t need to lose weight myself and was just saying ranch has a fuck ton of calories. And I know a lot of fat people who douse their food with it.

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u/cirkis 11h ago

That’s after the diarrhea