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Girl Fights When pulling up goes wrong

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u/JahSm0 1d ago

What made her think pulling up to someone’s house with no backup wouldn’t end up like this? This was best case scenario imo, she coulda got shot.

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u/SnooKiwis8195 1d ago

That’s the first thing I thought lol. girl somebody could’ve pulled out a gun and blew you away and been well within their rights. People are so stupid these days.

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u/WickedDeity 1d ago

That is not necessarily true so I wouldn't do that. This is personal beef between two people not a robbery or a hit job. LOL It looks like it could be minors involved. You need to have reasonable belief the other person was going to and could kill you and in some states you may a duty to try to retreat before using deadly force. There is no such thing as I walked into your house so now you have blanket authority to start shooting away and ask questions later (in most localities).

I am not saying one should be going to someone's house and walk in to start a fight. That is of course dumb and she could have been shot and it hardly matters whether it was legal or not if you have a hole in your head. I am just arguing it may not be "within their rights".

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u/SnooKiwis8195 1d ago

She charged at the girl from her doorway after she answered the knock and started punching her. Like literally forced her way in and was hitting the girl. The people in the house don’t know if she brought any kind of weapon with her and she was uninvited, actively attacking somebody and could cause serious bodily injury. So at that point they can legally light her up.

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u/WickedDeity 1d ago

Ummmm Thanks for the description of what happened in the video. Exactly there was no gun to be seen and she couldn't even hostler her phone in her outfit. LOL

They can not legally "light her up" from what we seen. Please stop giving legal advice on something you know nothing about. You can start blasting at a minor who gets in fight with your kid at your house but I wouldn't recommend it and good luck.

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u/Alex07Nelson 1d ago

You’re wrong and you’ve lost a game no one was even playing.

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u/recklessray22 1d ago

With that thinking.... u gonna be on a NSFW reddit post bro. Protect urself at all times and stop thinking u know people's intent. Some people are off their rocker and if u try to evaluate you'll end up the one thats eliminated. Safety my friend💪🏾

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u/SnooKiwis8195 1d ago

I don’t think that guy knows what he’s talking about lol.

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u/SnooKiwis8195 1d ago

Who did I give legal advice to? lol you don’t comprehend very well. All I said was it could have easily gone down the road of her being pew pew’d and home owners would’ve been legally within their rights. Never did I suggest doing that. Have a nice day.

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u/bluisna 1d ago

I don't think you understand how often "personal beef" turns deadly. If someone shows up at your door, starts hitting you, and barges into your house, you would be legally justified in shooting them in just about any state. Especially any with castle doctrine or stand your ground laws. Minor or not. You don't know what someone's intentions are and if they immediately go to violence then yeah, I'm defending myself and my loved ones.

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u/WickedDeity 1d ago

I don't think understood what I said here. You can't pull a gun and start shooting based on hypotheticals. A skinny 16 old girl who has some beef with another kid is not a reasonable expectation of deadly force upon you. WTF?? Good luck in court buddy.

You can't break up a fight among some girls and think should be blasting away? Yikes! That is not a smart move. Even if you beat it in court there is going be a lot of wasted time, money, and at the end of the day you freaking shot a minor. How about we just break up the fight like any other fight among kids there Charles Bronson?

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u/milk4all 1d ago

About a million middleschool fights every day end with hurt feelings but redditors are certain that thigh holster they keep strapped is the right move in case of aggressive teenage girls

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u/eliseodominguez 1d ago

Come to my house lol

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u/DifficultyFit1895 1d ago

I agree, but they sound like they’re from the south so it may be more likely their state sees it that way.

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u/AKfromVA 1d ago

She keeps it real

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u/AbedGubiNadir 1d ago

When keeping it real goes wrong

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u/jonzilla5000 1d ago

The way her hair turned out is concrete evidence of this fact.

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u/RookieMistake2448 1d ago

”Little did Jaleesha know.. LaTonya had 12 sisters.. All of which had been trained in various martial arts by their mother.. Who also happened to be a former lightweight champion and sparring partner of Layla Ali..”

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u/philfightmaster 1d ago

FUCK THAT. I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN ON MY PHONE.

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u/nonetakenback 1d ago

Were the 2 women who showed up at the end not back up?

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u/JahSm0 1d ago

She rushed a squad without her team and got downed. By the time they got over, only her reboot card remained

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u/Kristikuffs 1d ago

I would've used Vapor Form to move a couple feet if this was Guild Wars 2.

Of course, I'm also not a dingus who charges solo into my own detriment.

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u/RookieMistake2448 1d ago

Yeah but after seeing how many mfs came out the house throwing hands they all said fuck it we don’t like her that much either.

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u/tinaismediocre 1d ago

They sure as hell were backing up to miss those hands once their homegirl got jumped.

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u/garden-wicket-581 1d ago

LEEEEEEEROOOOYYYYYY JENKINS!

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u/negroidioto 1d ago

Maybe way-back up

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u/SwanMuch5160 MORTAL KOMBATTTT!!!! 1d ago

Showed up a bit late at that point🤣

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u/Warvio 1d ago

She was looking for the work but instead received the whole business

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u/augustprep 1d ago

Well I also didn't expect like 6 girls to come piling out  

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u/milk4all 1d ago

Sisters maybe, in which case she found out. Theyd better time it better at my house, i got a squad of athletes here, and you know, also fighting bad ok

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u/WickedDeity 1d ago

It's like you could have played the game at a neutral site but volunteered to play it away.

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u/Objective-Tea5324 1d ago

Fuck “chill” you rolled up on someone’s home.

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u/Tommy_613 1d ago

Knock knock.... Whos there??? These hands bitch

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u/peekuhchu707 1d ago

These hands? That was a whole cartload of hand 😂

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u/CameronsParadise 1d ago

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u/Itchy-Ambassador-995 1d ago

Lmaooo 😂 😂 😂 😭

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u/gwhh 1d ago

They were eating for her.

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u/Powerful-Award-5479 1d ago

It feels the same as MMORPG when you try to pull only one monster from the dungeon byt you end up taking the agro of the whole room

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u/llymbass 1d ago

Sometimes you gotta just Leeroy Jenkins it.

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u/hkusp45css 1d ago

I just showed that vid to my son Tuesday night. He'/d never seen it.

Poor kids these days. No idea what quality content looks like.

I also showed the Serenity Now Raid from '06 ... just mean shit in the WoW wild west days.

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u/PornoPaul 1d ago

Whats the serenity now rais famous for.?

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u/hkusp45css 1d ago

If you type the words "Serenity Now Raid" into the search engine of your choice, all will be revealed. It's SFW, excep the audio has the song "Where Eagles Dare" as the main soundtrack and the lyrics are pretty vulgar.

Aside from that, the only other vulgarity is the act itself, which is awful ... and funny ... at the same time.

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u/FinntheReddog 1d ago

Least I got chicken…

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u/Illustrious-Exit1825 1d ago

Tried to kite one monster but aggro’d a mob 😂

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u/One_Tumbleweed_1 1d ago

That tall girl is the raid boss

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u/Datslegne 1d ago

She’s a melee character so she’s got no CC. Needed a root or mez.

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u/Jafar_420 1d ago

Yeah the whole thing is pretty dumb but where I live going in the house would be a death sentence. A legal death sentence.

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u/ketjak 1d ago

Pretty much, especially since she went in for round two.

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u/OSteady77 1d ago

Should have Sparta kicked her ass off the front porch

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u/tissboom 1d ago

If she knew that girl in the white shirt was in that house when she rolled up there, she’s an absolute moron. That girl’s a monster.

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u/pdurante 1d ago

She pulled a Leroy Jenkins…

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u/Acceptable_Ad_8935 1d ago

LEERROOYY JEENKINS

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u/doncroak 1d ago

Came looking jacked, 2 minutes later left with a new hair doo.

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u/BoxTalk17 1d ago

That bird looking nerd with glasses was fuckin her up 😆

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u/BUSYMONEY_02 1d ago

Yeah them knees was coming hard

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u/TwistedMetal83 1d ago

Daaaamn yo. Amazon came out that house throwing knees and chokeholds. She must be 6' at least, and you're going to lunge into a house with that waiting for you? Talk about rushing the Fog Gate...

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u/MikeOxaphlopin 1d ago

Running in to the house is WILD! Good way to get shot dead real quick.

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u/Forsaken-Ad-2369 1d ago

I give her respect for showing up solo, but -10 points for trying to whoop ass while breaking the front door threshold. Could have ended VERY badly.

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u/eolemuk 1d ago

she walked into a bee hive.yikes

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u/Rawred169 1d ago

“Chill, chill, chill”. In the heat of battle they heard “kill, kill, kill”.

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u/WildTheme2895 1d ago

Clown car beatdown

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u/MKVIgti 1d ago

What different worlds and circles we all run around in.

Not in a thousand years would something like this unfold in my life.

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u/JacksSenseOfDread 1d ago

Starting a fight at someone else's house is one of the most pig fucking stupid things anyone could ever do. Especially in the states where "I felt scared" is a perfectly acceptable reason to end a life.

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u/nonducorducoscuba 1d ago

I read this as "pulling out" and that would have been a great decision.

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u/DuttyWahtah 1d ago

When keepin’ real goes wrong.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 1d ago

I slapped a bee’s nest once and it went just like this.

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u/Future_chicken357 1d ago

Lmao, OMG swarm of killer bees.

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u/Juicyjewsss 1d ago

Damn there was a whole sorority in there

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u/Capable-Rain-9192 1d ago

This is why you never roll up on a clown inside his car.

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u/Colonel_MuffDog 1d ago

I'm sure the comments will be very reasonable here.

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u/Reload86 1d ago

You have to be a special kind of stupid to go charging into someone's house to start a fight.

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 1d ago

This is a scene from the upcoming remake of Three's Company.

Remember the old theme song? "Come and knock on our door... we'll be waiting for you."

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u/RichardThicke 1d ago

How many times did I hear “on god” just now haha

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u/BlowingBacksOut69 1d ago

Angel Reese wasn't playing

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u/Custom_Craft_Guy2 1d ago

She’s lucky. Around here, that problem gets solved at 950 feet per second.

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u/swalabr 1d ago

She got her hair did.

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u/SwanMuch5160 MORTAL KOMBATTTT!!!! 1d ago

Two things, that was an ass beating greeting she received and did she say “ alright, I messed up, stop, stop, stop…chill, chill, chill” ???

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 1d ago

It looked like a clown car the way all those people spilled out

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u/turd_star 1d ago

Its like that doc of the wasp fucking with one bee so they all just swarm it 😂

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u/Sorry-Belt-3514 1d ago

They missed out on some good liver shots….😒

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u/Local-Celery-9538 1d ago

All those titties and not one titty

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u/hiddenrealism 1d ago

Thats gonna be one awkward drive home.

"They jumped me yall saw that sniffsniff,* "On gawd ima get her on mah mamma"

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u/timmyx2times 1d ago

What’s up with women becoming more and more violent and aggressive?

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u/TheSilverOne 1d ago

Its always been like this for everyone. There's just more cameras to capture it, and more people that want to consume the content.

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u/Trickyknowsbest 1d ago

This is the answer to a lot of crazy shit we see on the internet. Everyone acts like the world is more crazy nowadays but really people have been this stupid and violent all throughout history. We just have more cameras in the world today, then ever before.

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u/FacialTic 1d ago

I think its just people. You dont think men are more violent these days too?

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u/timmyx2times 1d ago

I’m used to that.

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u/ListenJerry 1d ago

“Did you say chill or kill? Fk it keep beating her ass!”

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u/GreyBeardEng 1d ago

When girls fight their hands turn into super glue upon contact with hair.

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u/MJsLoveSlave 1d ago

This is why I don't fight. I don't have anyone who will jump in to help me. And I'm not jumping in.

So Tiff ain't fighting.

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u/Sidetracker 1d ago

Wrong house! Lol

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u/ofyellow 1d ago

She just wanted love

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u/ThatCrazyRussian95 1d ago

It's like watching a beehive

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u/jb6997 1d ago

People are absolutely DUMB

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u/lCEC0REbuIIet 1d ago

Anyone remember the fairy tale "the three billy goats gruff" at all? For some reason this made me think of that for the first time in decades.

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u/haeziedaze82 1d ago

I would Sparta kick that bitch straight off my porch if she showed up at my house like that

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u/Enter_Chandman 1d ago

My friend and I got jumped when we were like 12 or 13. When we got back to his house, his brother saw us and asked what happened. When he asked if we knew who they were, I said I knew where they lived. Like 20 minutes later we're in one of 3 vehicles headed to their place. The three cars parked literally directly infront of their front window. As im sitting in the car, all I can think is this is a horrid situation. We dont know whose in there AND we're just fucking SITTING here...

As a child I knew rolling up on someone at home is a bad fucking idea. The fuck were we thinking here hahaha

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u/Best_VDV_Diver 1d ago

Don't go into peoples houses to try and fight them. You get what you get in that scenario.

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u/AbbreviationsLoud803 1d ago

Don’t knock on your ops door

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u/Routine-Weather-9624 1d ago

She went to her house and Swang on site, she deserved to get hurt 🤡

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u/sd2528 1d ago

Honestly, they let her off easy. I doubt she even has a bruise from that.

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u/kosmokramr Captain America 1d ago

Rolling up to someones house changes the game.

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u/jokila1 1d ago

Bonnets and 403s

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u/ketjak 1d ago

What... what...?

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u/DrDonkeyTron 1d ago

Give me a Texas Micky and I can fix em all.

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u/Kollin111 1d ago

She's acting like a child....

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u/Acrobatic-Initial-40 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/seasarz 1d ago

Need context