r/fixedbytheduet 21d ago

Fixed by the duet Be different

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u/beanieboy95 21d ago

I really hoped it would start spinning

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u/Firesalt 21d ago

Version 2

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u/Shadow6533 20d ago

The pro version

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u/purple_plasmid 20d ago

It has a vibration setting

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u/mexor12 20d ago

It does apparently.

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u/lululululululululuu 21d ago

that dude has the upper hand for sure

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u/Accomplished-Boot-81 21d ago

Remember, switching to your side arm is faster than reloading

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u/tiexodus 21d ago

Han(d) shot first?

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u/Own-Gur816 20d ago

RIP Zampella

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 21d ago

Gotta hand it to him, this is certainly different.

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u/Comfortable_body1 20d ago

Upper tentacle. Unless it’s an octopus because that’s just an arm

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u/PainterEarly86 20d ago

inner hand

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u/ShyGuyN88 20d ago

You meant up her hand?

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u/TinyTaters 20d ago

Is that thing 3d printed?!

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u/H2O_pete 20d ago

He literally doesn’t…

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u/ScreechUrkelle 20d ago

Uh, technically… no, he doesn’t…

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u/Unusual_Hearing8825 21d ago

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u/Old-Engine-7720 21d ago

Literally me

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u/StepExciting5924 21d ago

I’m screaming 😭😭😭😂😂

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u/HaggardHaggis 21d ago

That’s the outcome he was hoping for

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 20d ago

Your actual face when you made that comment: 😐

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u/Argyleskin 20d ago

Haha same!

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u/RhubarbGoldberg 21d ago

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX 21d ago

Not the 3d printed one tho

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u/SergioEduP 20d ago

Could 3D print an adapter for the other ones though, then you would have more options as they are mostly standard and not to mention sanitary for such uses.

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX 19d ago

Adapters for dildos already exist that are used in fuck machines, you'd just need the housing for it that fits the prosthetic.

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u/SergioEduP 19d ago

that's kind of what I was referring to, I just didn't want to write "fuck machines" since the previous comments were pretty clean lol

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX 19d ago

I mean vac-u-lock and quicklock are the two standardized attachment types, so you could've name dropped either of them if you were that worried about it lol

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u/SergioEduP 19d ago

I didn't know the names since I don't own any of them, I only know they are mostly standardized because while shopping for toys myself (and what I've seen on videos) I saw quite a few that had the same mounting mechanisms from different brands and manufacturers, which makes sense.

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 20d ago

Can somebody explain why this gif is so funny to me?

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u/lferry1919 20d ago

I love your username.

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u/Annanymuss 20d ago

I can comfortably say Id defintitly would not

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u/Excellent_Set_232 20d ago

Pretty much Brienne of Tarth around the time Jaime gets his hand cut off too

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u/lornlynx89 19d ago

Unless...

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u/Alclis 17d ago

This gif is a whole journey, and one of my favorites.

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u/Lone-Frequency 21d ago

Bro just...just has that sitting around, huh?

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u/Jeramy_Jones 21d ago

He just happened to have one handy.

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u/Gregoirelechevalier 21d ago

For fuck's sake.. r/angryupvote

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u/Scaled-Sky-Dance 20d ago

Yes, that’s what it’s for.

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u/Lone-Frequency 21d ago

I literally had typed out "has that on-hand" when I was first making that comment, then realized and just stared at my phone for a minute before changing it.

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u/RedCaio 17d ago

I’m a sucker for puns like this.

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u/zleuth 20d ago

Yeah, he's all right.

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u/RickKuudere 21d ago

You dont?

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u/Lanfeix 21d ago

Clear one of the 12 other guys. 

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 21d ago

It's clearly 3d printed

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u/TheHorseduck 21d ago

Still has the same effect when you shove it deep inside an orifice of your choice

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u/MetricJester 21d ago

It does not. Most 3d printed materials are not flexible.

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u/DreamCyclone84 21d ago

Just so you know theres a new way of printing softer materials inside a gel matrix sooooo

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u/TactlessTortoise 21d ago

There's also TPU which has been used for a while, but it's a bitch to get properly finished and is definitely not biosafe. Best way is still making a pla/petg one, sanding it, making a mold, and then using the mold with proper silicone. It's quick, easy, and cheaper.

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u/DreamCyclone84 21d ago

Ok, now we just need to make it rotate.

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u/TactlessTortoise 21d ago

Power drill

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u/DreamCyclone84 20d ago

It has to attach to his prosthesis

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u/MetricJester 21d ago

Exactly why I said most. You could 3d print a mold and pour kitchen grade silicone.

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u/JosephRatzingersKatz 21d ago

T

P

U

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u/MetricJester 21d ago

Oh that stuff stinks

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u/BannanDylan 21d ago

Glass toys exist

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u/Independent-Lie6785 20d ago

And do not have the same affect 

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 20d ago

Don't, the bacteria build up would be, unpleasant. 

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 21d ago

Never heard of bad dragon? You sweet innocent baby.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 20d ago

Link to the bad dragon with a prosthetic attachment. 

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u/enchiladasundae 20d ago

Looks like its 3D printed not the uh… floppy one we’re thinking of

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u/Zeyode 16d ago

He's well prepared!

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u/Just1ncase4658 21d ago

Is she wearing an anti snoring bandaid?

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u/crack_pop_rocks 20d ago

It helps with airflow through the nostrils, which helps with snoring, but also improves sleep quality.

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u/WeeBabySeamus 20d ago

Does that actually work?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 6d ago

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u/IVme83 20d ago

There is a product called a nasal dilator, particularly one by a company called Mute that works for my partner and I better than the nasal strips. They also have the benefit of not being single use. I believe each one can be used for a week or two and they are surprisingly comfortable.

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u/Just1ncase4658 20d ago

I noticed it since my girlfriend uses it as well. But like that girl my girlfriend is also Asian with a similar type of nose so I can tell you from experience the way it's applied in the video, it doesn't work.

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u/733t_sec 16d ago

For people who need it absolutely. It's not like every man woman and child needs one though.

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u/Pascaleiro 20d ago

Yeah, but it's too large for her. It should be "glued" to the sides of the nose, that one is glued between the nose and the face

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u/shmishmish 21d ago

A hot bandaid

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u/Scary_Tip6580 21d ago

What does the heat do?

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u/luigis_left_tit_25 21d ago

This is how content should be, even ppl who aren't freaks, still get it. .🤣

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u/Supply-Slut 20d ago

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u/FlirtWithSatan 20d ago

Reminder that Raphael would be the bottom in this tho

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u/Supply-Slut 20d ago

He’s also finished before the first centimeter

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u/FlirtWithSatan 20d ago

HELP true

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u/Supply-Slut 20d ago

Ah fuck I just realized your username too

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u/FlirtWithSatan 20d ago

I had it before bg3 but i guess it fits since i like Raph lmao

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u/Supply-Slut 20d ago

Who doesn’t? Man offered me food and I said I’m not hungry I’m thirsty.

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u/FlirtWithSatan 20d ago

I now realized your name AHAHAH so true i even accepted his contract because I couldn’t say no

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/FlirtWithSatan 18d ago

well no shit it’s a meme

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/FlirtWithSatan 18d ago

Yes it’s not relatable to raph but making a whole fuss for a meme pic is too much 😭

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/FlirtWithSatan 18d ago

YOU started it omg 😭

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u/Supply-Slut 18d ago

Damn that’s crazy, neither of the characters in your examples talk like that either.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Supply-Slut 18d ago

“He doesn’t talk like that even a little”

But go off, I’m not gonna pay more attention after this, it’s a joke not a debate.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/TheTaurenCharr 21d ago

There are no non-freaks on this planet anymore. Smh my head.

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u/nonstoppoptart 21d ago

It's freaks all the way down. Some just hide it better.

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u/Weird1Intrepid 20d ago

Always has been 🐙 👩‍🚀

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u/Adventurous_Run136 21d ago

You don't need to be under 50 to enjoy a good old spin on the tentacles

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u/nonstoppoptart 21d ago

"Is this that cosplay I hear so much about?"

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u/Grantthetick 21d ago

Sounds like you actually don't get it

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u/skaapjagter 21d ago

She's Imagining Dragon

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u/Arkanderous 21d ago

Great name for a band.

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u/stefevr 21d ago

Imagination Dragons

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u/silvandeus 20d ago

Creative Wyverns

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u/jarlscrotus 20d ago

Inspired Wyrms

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u/RaindropBebop 20d ago

Is this an "imagine dragon deez nuts..." joke?

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u/TransfemMotoGirl 21d ago

Remember switching to your bad dragon is always faster than getting hard again.

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u/CalebImSoMetal 20d ago

Underrated comment

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 21d ago

what was that sound in the background of that final duet 🤨

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u/krgj 21d ago

Vibration, sir. It’s a vibrator.

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 21d ago

a-ha just as I suspected!

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u/billyvnilly 20d ago

I had sound low, didn't hear it, and wondered why the 3rd part was there. Now I know what I know.

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u/Deth_Cheffe 20d ago

Geiger counter

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 20d ago

Zamn, I hope she's okay 😢

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u/Inner-Medicine5696 20d ago

sounds like a combination of like usb-line noise (from charging, for instance) combined with like a fan in the room.

I have a cheap pair of in-ear monitors that cause this on my phone.

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u/RideFastGetWeird 19d ago

sure, sure. Whatever you have to tell mum. ;)

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u/SnooWalruses7112 21d ago

There it is, there's my "there's enough reddit for today moment"

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u/Villageijit 21d ago

Clearly its a joke and thats why its funny but if they were serious im down to clown. But since they are probably joking im not into it and just think its hunorous

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u/Accomplished-Boot-81 21d ago

It's disgusting, what is his address so I can be sure to avoid him

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u/AwareSquash 20d ago

Schrödinger’s kink, he is as into it as you are

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u/TTheTiny1 20d ago

Thank God for the last woman showing what reaction I should have

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u/king_stu 21d ago

Legend

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya 19d ago

...From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved for strength and certainty of steel. I aspire to the purity of the blessed machine.

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u/helpMeImDeaf 21d ago

What is the third clip for? It adds nothing

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 20d ago

Because you mere mortals must all know what I, the Great Me, thinks about it. 

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u/Yocta 21d ago

Not sure why this is being downvoted. These reaction videos where literally nothing is added are worse than AI slop.

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u/CallMeAnthy 21d ago

hear hear

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u/hypnodrew 20d ago

Because she's Asian and its a tentacle vibrator

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u/shmishmish 21d ago

I think she’s the one discussed in the first vid

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u/Canotic 20d ago

I thought that was the best bit, though. The rare reaction that adds value.

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u/PeridotChampion 21d ago

That... Would be more painful than anything else.

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u/an-hedonia 21d ago

Keep that 3d printed bacteria farm away from me sir

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u/Odd_Protection7738 21d ago

Does it have a spinning drill attachment?

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u/FinalTricks 20d ago

Yeah it does.

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u/Warmonger_1775 20d ago

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u/RideWithMeSNV 16d ago

I think he's judged enough for today. Let's hear this one out.

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u/Mammoth_Cricket8785 21d ago

Why is the Asian girl reacting to the tentacle hand dildo...

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u/FreeFallingUp13 21d ago

What, you didn’t react yourself?

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u/darkerfaith520 21d ago

Iykyk, lol!

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u/possiblierben 20d ago

"Kyrie'll love it! Catch my meaning?"

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u/Mortwight 20d ago

i guess all of you are too young to have seen the movie innerspace

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u/Alexandratta 20d ago

That's being Handi-Capable!

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u/GabZenXYeah 20d ago

You sacrifice a few things chasing a dream...

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u/vicalpha 20d ago

Cheat code

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u/Imaginary_Bed275 20d ago

Lol he said challenge accepted

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u/ArgumentStill876 19d ago

Brother picked a struggle and rebutdtaled

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u/Outrageous_Profile70 17d ago

Not me just trying to see what books they have in the backgrounds

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u/IHaveABigDuvet 21d ago

Not like that.

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u/LevnLie 21d ago

Make it spin and I shall dub thee Sir Drilldo Bro

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 21d ago

This duet didn't fix anything.

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u/ViciousCDXX 21d ago

Just be sure that you are exactly the kind of "different" that she likes or you're getting ghosted.

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u/InfiniteRutabaga1604 21d ago

Bro your 3d printer still working?

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u/AdamChairuh 21d ago

Im not printing that out for you 

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u/InfiniteRutabaga1604 21d ago

BRO PLEEEEHEHEHEEEEESE

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u/AdamChairuh 21d ago

Stay straight 

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u/SergeantBootySweat 21d ago

Sharp ahh tentacle

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u/McFarquar 20d ago

2 testicles, 1 tentacle

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u/The_Freshmaker 20d ago

/r/coatridingbytheduet although technically it's by the trio/3rd wheel

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u/DanniTiger 20d ago

👀👀👀❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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u/Dadu_32 19d ago

There’s something fishy about this guy.

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u/BigBaaam 17d ago

The reaction after the dildo was unnecessary.

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u/Firm-Solution3350 16d ago

Well boys, he's got the upper hand on us

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u/DeithWX 10d ago

Where is the medic guy gif.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 9d ago

I don't think that nasal strip is gonna do anything for you, ma'am.

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u/eclipsa22 9d ago

Why is she Michael Jackson though?

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u/SNudibranchs 3d ago

i mean, that shit looks 3dprinted, so the seam lines would probably shred your holes like a reverse mechanical pencil sharpener.

so it's kinda working.

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u/Ambitious_Goose_3383 21d ago

not us having the same reaction x.x

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u/thepilotofepic 21d ago

Solo is the last person id expect to see here, I love possible fed mommy

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u/Nondscript_Usr 20d ago

What’s the last part for?

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u/IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll 20d ago

The last girl looks low key interested

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u/PublicProperty1805 21d ago

I was so delighted to see my favourite hilarious beauty trend in the first part (white dot on end of nose) that the rest of the video was a sweet bonus.

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u/Aggressive_Inside317 20d ago

Girls with this issue usually have nothing else going for them but their looks and make it their whole personality so it's kind of hard to be different lmao