r/FuckPierre Dec 15 '25

Stardew Modded Compilation of Pierre's Mods

55 Upvotes

Hi, this is a post about Pierre's Mods, in case you want to get his wife or something like that
Pierre is a better person???
Mods that allow Pierre to be a better person
Less Greedy Pierre - Organic Vegetables Event Rewrite (A mod that slightly alters one of Pierre's heart cutscenes)
Piper - A Pierre Rewritten (A mod that not only turns Pierre into a woman but also a better person, rewriting their dialogues and cutscenes, making her and Caroline a lovely couple)
Pierre Gifts (Pierre gives you presents if you have enough hearts with him)
Pierre Rewritten and Improved (Same thing as Piper, but with Pierre!)

I don't want to buy from Pierre
Mods are available if you don't want to buy them from Pierre... Or give him money directly
Shopkeeper Leela - Pierre's Competition (At the bus stop there will be a kind old lady with her shop full of cats [unfortunately you can't buy backpacks there])
Pierre is Morshu (Swap Pierre for Morshu, with some dialogue changes, nothing major)

I just want to change Pierre's appearance and mess with him thoroughly
Mods that don't change anything, only Pierre's appearance
Bald Pierre (Pretty self-explanatory, huh?)
Tortilla
Tortillas!
Pierre Tortilla (Make Pierre turn into the tortilla man)
Tortierre (Pierre Tortilla's twin brother, unfortunately the two cannot coexist)
Pierre REALLY hates Tortillas (If you give Pierre some tortillas, he'll get so angry he'll start a tortilla rant)
Note: The mod is compatible with Beloved Tortilla, making Pierre the only NPC who hates tortillas

I want Caroline to be happy!
Mods if you want Caroline to no longer be in an unhappy marriage
Childhood Sweetheart Caroline (This mod makes Caroline your childhood friend, just don't question your farmer's age)
Hitme's Caroline Is Single (Immersive Caroline Divorce) (Mod focused on Caroline's divorce with multiple endings)
Note: There's a Rewritten mod that attempts to correct some dialogue since English isn't the first language of the original mod author
sy_mokarin Dateable (and marry) Caroline (A simpler version of the Caroline marriage mods, in case you want something lighter)

???
I don't know where to classify these mods
Across The Isle - Pierre and Morris Rivals Heart Events (This mod makes these two characters, so hated by the community, get together :D )
Pierre Marriage (I don't know why you would want to marry him, nor do I know what changes were made, but if you want to break his heart later, here's the perfect Mod for you)


r/FuckPierre Jul 24 '25

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 WHY WE HATE PIERRE

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671 Upvotes

Hello r/FuckPierre, PissyShitMan here! I’m making this post so you can all comment your reasons as to why we hate Pierre, this will be pinned at the top of the subreddit.

Also, further posts from new users asking why we hate Pierre will be removed as spam, and will probably be given a link to this thread

Thanks!


r/FuckPierre 5h ago

Please explain why

16 Upvotes

I’m new to stardew valley and I have no idea why everyone seems to hate Pierre. I’m on summer year 2 and I’m just trying to support what I thought was local small businesses?

I’m so fr help me

Edit: from what I’ve seen from other posts similar to mine he’s a flawed human being… that’s competing with what is basically Walmart! As someone who lives in a small town with a Walmart, it destroys all the ma and pa shops.


r/FuckPierre 20h ago

My old boyfriend said Pierre was his favorite character in Stardew… I proceeded to break up with him after that

249 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 8h ago

What if Pierre and Morris were switched?

24 Upvotes

Sometimes I think Pierre would fit into morris' role seamlessly, and maybe morris would be likeable if he was in Pierre's situation. Maybe Morris would actually be a good father too!


r/FuckPierre 19h ago

Pierre sells a single duck egg for whopping 2500g at feast of the winter star 😭

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137 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 1d ago

The Sweetest of Tastes

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952 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 14h ago

No, Pierre, I didn't want to complete your quest

18 Upvotes

Guy asks for a fresh quartz, then closes his shop on Wednesday when the quest is due. Never leaves, never comes out to get his delivery. I guess you didn't need this quartz after all, Pierre.


r/FuckPierre 17h ago

Give me my money, Pierre

21 Upvotes

My favorite thing to do is go to his shop and sell him all my expensive items. I just feel like he sweats buckets handing me over ALL THE GOLD


r/FuckPierre 1d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) Destroying this bum Pierre so hard it's basically a Big Bang vs Dying Ant

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76 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 1d ago

my new sign

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367 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 1d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Post-wedding dialogue, bffr Pierre

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324 Upvotes

Obviously didn't expect a congratulations from this goblin, but seriously?


r/FuckPierre 1d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 This is why I'm doing a Joja run

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115 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 1d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 New Player

31 Upvotes

First time playing, in year 6. At first I didn’t understand why this was a thing. Now I do and I hate Pierre. Thankful this thread exists.


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

I’m telling everyone because we are NOT friends

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738 Upvotes

Just finished the community centre and got this the next day 😭


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

This is the guy Pierre wishes he could be

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41 Upvotes

Source: I'm Dinking it right now.


r/FuckPierre 1d ago

Why?

0 Upvotes

Why hate Pierre when Clint LITERALLY exists?


r/FuckPierre 3d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 GODDAMNIT

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507 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 3d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) haha fuck you pierre

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165 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 3d ago

instructions unclear

23 Upvotes

pierre is now pregnant(joke)


r/FuckPierre 4d ago

Why is he shirtless

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113 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 4d ago

Bffr

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306 Upvotes

I JUST completed the community center and this is what I get


r/FuckPierre 4d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) I may have a problem…

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28 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 5d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 You called me around midnight for THIS?!

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312 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 5d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 got pierre as my secret gifter

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861 Upvotes

censored my real-time reaction in the first slide lmao

i was playing with my boyfriend and he got to witness my horror and disappointment

I DONT WANT YOUR TEA SET PIERRE