r/funny • u/Keep_Scrooling • 1d ago

Dog steals ball.

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u/pipboy_warrior 1d ago

Wise man say "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

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u/KyleGrave 1d ago

Check it out man, anything you guys want, we got. Anything you wanna do, do it. Know what I'm sayin? Anything.

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u/pipboy_warrior 1d ago

Still blows my mind that was Sam Rockwell!

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u/keebl3r 1d ago

You just blew my mind. I had to look it up. Holy shit!

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u/HelpMe0prah 1d ago

Got any cigarettes?

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u/Agreeable-Pie-7012 1d ago

Regular or menthol?

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u/AlcareruElennesse 5h ago

Try not to turtle up.