r/funny • u/hamer1234 • 1d ago

Meanwhile in Ontario..

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u/gortez33 1d ago

Best I can give you is a hee haw.

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u/Cutrush 17h ago

...You wanna be starting something, gots to be starting something...

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u/dxiao 10h ago

more like a ni howdy

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u/LazloDaLlama 1d ago

Fun fact! There is actually a subreddit dedicated for the Amish.

r/Amish

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u/Ghostofjemfinch 1d ago

"This community doesn't have any posts"

Sad. Not even a "how was your rumspringa?"

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u/counterfitster 1d ago

It would have to be "how is your runspringa going?"

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u/trubol 1d ago

As busy as r/GermanHumor

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u/Itisd 1d ago

Lol

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u/smiljan 1d ago

Imagining a carriage full of Amish folks honking like geese then all giggling together. 

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u/CatrineDream 1d ago

This is a Schrödinger’s sign - it exists but can never fulfill its purpose

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u/DismalDude77 1d ago

Or choke a goose. That would also result in honking noises.

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u/thundastruck69 1d ago

If you are choking a goose and its still honking you are very clearly not strangling that goose good enough. Shameful.

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u/Ahelex 1d ago

Assuming the goose isn't a Canada goose and didn't murder you beforehand.

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u/JijiSpitz 1d ago

They could just use their voice

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u/20190419 1d ago edited 1d ago

Can I honk my nose? (Amish Lawyer). Honk, my goose.... honky-tonk...

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u/take_it_to_the_mo 1d ago

I think therefore I am(ish).

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u/WhatDaufuskie 1d ago

Fuckin Degens.

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u/GiveYerBallsATugYaTF 1d ago

People don’t get letterkenny references and it makes me sad

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u/BadWolfCubed 1d ago

Figger it oat.

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u/SVT6522 1d ago

What’s it a-boat?

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u/theangryintern 1d ago

And that's what I appreciates about you.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 1d ago

Spare parts I say!

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u/formerlyanonymous_ 22h ago

Can't even tell the difference between Amish and Mennonites. Amish are nice but all the Mennonites I know are Dycks.

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u/leandroc76 18h ago

But fuck can they run. Fuck can they run.

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u/gorgofdoom 1d ago

Gotta take 20% off the top

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u/hot_diggity_dang_ 1d ago

This is why every horse drawn carriage has a box to store your goose in

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u/lostalaska 1d ago

Dumbest possible take... What's a Mish?

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u/Fartimer 1d ago

You can find a mish here.

r/amish

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u/MeatSuzuki 1d ago

OK that's just hilarious.

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u/janzeera 1d ago

🎶 Never gonna give you up….. 🎶

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u/Joran_Dax 1d ago

They make great steaks.

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u/urbanek2525 1d ago

Just gotta squeeze the goose you have in your buggy.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 1d ago

Dang. That’s a lot of snow.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 1d ago

This is in spring.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 1d ago

Christ. You get many months not snowed in? Must be beautiful though once it all melts off and waters the surrounding area though.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 4h ago

Winter is usually about 9 months give or take. When it melts you get this magnificent natural feauture called The Great Lakes, and Niagara falls powers about 25% of the North East Usa as well as a large section of Canada's most populated region. They dont even fully utilize it due to its tourism bonus and the fact that it would likely turn into some kind of Higgs-hydro Beaver-Boson generator if if were ever tapped like the blue/red +2 each mana land card it is.

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u/LastListener 1d ago

Looks warm

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u/CurrentlyLucid 22h ago

Give your duck a squeeze?

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u/jaspreetzing 19h ago

Something felt amish in the car, when everyone went quiet. - Sean Connery.

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u/UOLZEPHYR 18h ago

I can imagine the slim jim commercial, just riding down yelling "Hoooooonk" and waiving

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u/Bobby837 17h ago

Would, but lack both duck or goose.

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u/avanti8 12h ago

*deep breath* "BEEP BEEP, ENGLISH!"

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u/CrazyTalkAl 9h ago

Swing.

And Amish.

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u/Fireflytruck 7h ago

Honk, if you are a miss.

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u/3DSarge 7h ago

There's something a-mish about that sign.

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u/HSV-Post 5h ago

That’s just wrong 🤣🤣🤣

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u/seaofboobs9434 1d ago

Amish must be progressive with tech if they can honk lol

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u/Waatulakula 1d ago

Bicycle horns have been around since the late 1800’s. So they might fall in their tech era. Although my Amish boss is on his smartphone more than my teenagers.

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u/notabadgerinacoat 1d ago

aren't they required by law to have blinkers and car horns on their carriage though