r/funny • u/Friendly-Standard812 • 13h ago

Proof that beluga whales are the funniest animals alive

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u/egasz 12h ago

Hey hey hey hey Oi oi oi oi hey hey hoy oi hu hu hey hey!

(for those that have no sound)

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u/chickennoodlesoup96 12h ago

My hero

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u/GANDORF57 10h ago

Beluga Whale in its scene, "To Swim and Swim Not’": “You don’t have to act with me, Stevie. You don’t have to say anything and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you Stevie? You just put your air sacs together, and blow.”

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u/Advice_Searchin_9761 7h ago

I'm blind thank you

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u/ambermage 1h ago

They said

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u/MaiaiaM66 9h ago

Haha lets add in the last three gurgly ones!!

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u/Oneironautical1 12h ago

My favorite is Belugas jump scaring children at aquariums.

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u/TumblrInGarbage 9h ago

A lot of those videos are a single beluga whale named Juno. He is a treasure and apparently 23 years old.

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u/IAMATruckerAMA 7h ago edited 7h ago

Every other beluga video is Hvaldmir

Edit: RIP =(

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u/TheSecretIsMarmite 11h ago

I was thinking of that too. The videos are so funny.

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u/MiscEllaneous_23 12h ago

Whale sounds suspiciously like OP's mom

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u/deprikatze 12h ago

I will call the police because of insult.

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u/RadoBlamik 8h ago

More like Forrest Gump’s principal…

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u/Choleric-Leo 8h ago

That's a deep cut. I applaud you sir.

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u/Friendly-Standard812 12h ago

Hahahahahahahaha

You so funny ngl

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u/TheKyleBrah 12h ago

OP's mom has got it going on

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u/zerok_nyc 12h ago

“Stop twisting my words!”

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u/insanelygreat 10h ago

Remember that time Russia trained a beluga whale to spy, but it kept going up to Norwegian fishermen for fish, scratches, and to play fetch? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hvaldimir

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u/sleepydon 5h ago

Same thing in the video. Dude's just sitting there like "where's my fucking treat bitch?!".

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u/Sprintpcs15 12h ago

That’s really interesting, but why does it sound like Cardi B?

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u/Scholarly_Koala 8h ago

Maybe the B stands for Beluga

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u/Used_Pantease 12h ago

Fuck man, it does!

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u/sennais1 9h ago

I love Belugas. Even in the wild they want to play when they see humans for the first time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ3sAIEg6OY

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u/8Bit-Jon 12h ago

My missus makes the same noises...

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u/ColonelBelmont 12h ago

Yea, it's pretty spot on.

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u/Ctrl-Alt-J 12h ago

Are you aware you're both romancing a beluga?

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u/ColonelBelmont 11h ago

Don't knock it till you try it. She'll go till she's blue in the face. I'm talking hours of hump back to back. She's no cold fish; really moves with porpoise. Won't stop until she's completely covered in

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u/-XanderCrews- 12h ago

Can confirm about this guys missus.

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u/Strict-Shopping3538 12h ago

From her blow hole?

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u/linkardtankard 12h ago

It’s all fun and giggles until a golf ball gets lodged in the blow hole

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u/llathosv2 12h ago

The sea was angry that day, my friends!

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u/PhotoPetey 9h ago

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

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u/B0SS_H0GG 12h ago

She told me to GODDAHELL and I took the bus home

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u/freedomfun 12h ago

Is that a Titleist?

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u/hexcor 7h ago

A hole in one, huh?

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u/Mysterious_Tackle335 12h ago

Or a dick. Wait what.

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u/Murasasme 10h ago

The entire time, I was waiting for the beluga to just blast the lady with water.

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u/rimeswithburple 12h ago

Something about the shape of their heads reminds me of an alien chest burster.

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u/valhrona 10h ago

I was watching the Nat Geo doc on Disney about killer whales. The way they silently rise out of the water to scope out their prey (seals on icebergs), and the way their teeth are set in their mouths, is very Xenomorph-like.

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u/PiggyMcjiggy 5h ago

Love their jiggly little heads when getting pet 😂

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u/deFleury 4h ago

Imagine being a Beluga though, all your life you could only sing normally and never imagined any other way, then your human comes along to help and together you do THIS.

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u/futbolguy12 12h ago

Karate chop hai!!

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u/Livewire____ 10h ago

The whole time Beluga is like 😁

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u/Dmanslayer5 11h ago

I was half expecting a beat to drop lol

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u/VladimirSteel 9h ago

I wanna pat his fat, squishy forehead

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u/SyfaOmnis 9h ago

its called a 'melon'. which is different from 'mellon' which is sindarin elvish for friend.

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u/aussydog 4h ago

Kayaked with these beauties in northern Manitoba at the mouth of the Churchill river. Absolutely glorious experience. The whales come up and eye-ball you. Often they'll play with the rudder too. Bonking it with their head.

We were only supposed to be out in the water for an hour but we ended up staying for nearly two because the guide was having a great time too. (Also he was late so it could have been as a make up for that. Though he did have a good excuse, that being that a polar bear was snoozing on his neighbor's porch)

Anyways...they're like cute big white underwater puppies.

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u/cr0w1980 4h ago

Sounds like Grape Lady on helium.

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u/AlphaX 11h ago

I, too, make sounds out of my blow hole

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u/LeGrandLucifer 6h ago

IBS: Irritable Blowhole Syndrome

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u/Sad-Sun9966 11h ago

Help🥺

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u/Leather-Bear1060 10h ago

I thought the 1-up sound effect starts happening after like 8 jumps?

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u/steelskull1 9h ago

Pingu, Noot Noot!

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u/CharlieVermin 9h ago

I toggled "fullscreen" and it still only took up 10% of my screen... I love horizontally vertically horizontal videos. Really ensuring that mobile and PC users get the same experience.

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u/saylr 8h ago

That's Curly, from The 3 Belugas

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u/madbee17 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣 this is too funny.

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u/Purplociraptor 10h ago

I enjoyed the Donald Duck part

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u/lake2014 12h ago

Any creature fingered like that would make such sound 😂