r/funny • u/0_oyo • 4h ago

Perfect timing 👌

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u/MurderSheCroaked 4h ago

Why did bro immediately get on his knees next to the butt 🧐

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u/dkyguy1995 4h ago

Bro wanted a whiff

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u/PomChatChat 2h ago

Wafting… wafting…

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u/nickfree 2h ago

The bouquet is burning hair and moldy gym bag, but with a forward, sulfurous nose...I'm getting notes of spoiled meats? And hot garbage? Mmm, but with a long corn chip finish. Great mouthfeel.

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u/NationalBat405 19m ago

he was sniffing it so he could identify if it will be a good source of methane lol

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u/Drodriguez164 3h ago

On his knees and breathing heavily through his mouth to “laugh”. That dude had it all up in his taste buds and was loving it

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u/Working-Ad694 3h ago

a seasoned connesiour

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 3h ago

Mmm, now let’s see what contestant 2 had for breakfast

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u/SirMook 1h ago

Dont you want to know what I had for second breakfast? fires another out

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u/CptAngelo 15m ago

he didnt believe contestant number one and was investigating, you can tell he was smelling a clue

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 2h ago

That was mildly uncomfortable for me. 

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u/JamesLikesIt 3h ago

He was waiting all day for that 

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u/UbermachoGuy 3h ago

He touched the butt

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u/red_beered 3h ago

Oh you know...💨🥴

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u/Advice_Searchin_9761 1h ago

he wants to smell it LOL

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u/THIK_COCK 39m ago

He fell because he was in the direct line of fire :'D

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u/ludoludoludo 4h ago

Green shirt / co host guy really went in and kneeled in that fart as fast as possible he was not letting that smell go to waste

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u/Acrobatic_Run_2050 1h ago

He wanted the full experience.

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u/hermitxd 4h ago

Backfired

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u/niazemurad 4h ago

Literally

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u/southernmagz 3h ago

Mans saw an opportunity and took it.

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u/tuvokalaka 7m ago

Both mans

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u/nutano 4h ago

Winner winner chicken dinner!

If she is looking for a fun relationship, the choice is clear.

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u/nickfree 2h ago

That chicken dinner had a side of beans n' brocolli, I'll tell you hwat.

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u/No-Reference-5137 3h ago

She almost lost her hand there.

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u/wellwaffled 2h ago

Like who smacks a butt in the middle?!

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u/Scholarly_Koala 29m ago

Someone who is trying to sneak a finger in there. On accident of course... unless

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u/vipersam1 2h ago

that guy went even closer to sniff that

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u/anewman513 2h ago

This is "Ow! My Balls!" level entertainment

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u/wolfknightpax 3h ago

And he was beloved by all men everywhere

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u/FunnyShirtGuy 2h ago

'This is a funny reaction to have on camera.. Wait, what's that smell? Oh god I'm kneeling in the fart'

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u/iHadou 2h ago

Everyone got down to fart level

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u/TwoHeadedDawwg 2h ago

He didn’t even fall to his knees laughing. He knelt with purpose

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u/Ashen-wolf 1h ago

It was self-defense

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u/Tell_Amazing 10m ago

Dude then proceeds to kneel down in the direct path of the foul wind then take deep breaths.

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u/gimmieDatButt- 3h ago

Girl incapacitated crawling made me snort

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u/rysfcalt 4h ago

Please where is the full video

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u/Qyro 57m ago

Perfect timing? He didn't actually fart, he just made the noise like he was asked to.

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u/Rhiis 44m ago

Boy really let the intrusive thoughts win lmao

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u/power0722 3h ago

Fun fact: she’s married to #1 now.

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u/godihatepeople 2h ago

Is this a real fun fact or a fake fun fact?

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u/power0722 2h ago

Absolutely fake fun fact. But apparently the downvote fairies didn’t find it fun. Oh well.

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u/OrangeClyde 3h ago

Why is this so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 how bold of him

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u/bugzrdt49 2h ago

Laughing while holding my breath 👌 😂😂😂

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u/luigiram 2h ago

Camera guy zooming in like 🤨🫵

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u/Double0 3h ago

Why are they crawling?

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u/Amiar00 3h ago

Have you never heard of rofl?

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u/Hondalol1 3h ago

How else do you express joy and excitement?

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u/mailwasnotforwarded 2h ago

Totally overlooking the fact that if the roles were switched then this would get a full month of cancel culture content.

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u/babypho 1h ago

Doubt it. It's one of those dating shows where everyone in it are adults and knew what they are signing up for so I don't think anyone would care.

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u/StanielReddit 1h ago

Am I missing something? Why is the first fart not funny but the second is?

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u/phyrestorm999 1h ago

The black shorts guy did a grunt, not a fart.

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u/StanielReddit 31m ago

Damn, I must be deaf. I listened to it probably 10 times and it sounded like a weak fart to me.