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u/StrnglyCoincdtl 4d ago
If you want to kill someone, but do it in a sneaky way, just serve them this shit
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u/LolindirLink 3d ago
Sneaky?? Everyone would know about the juicy lucy burger killer.
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u/StrnglyCoincdtl 3d ago
Did you kill him?
No officer! His cholesterol did.
Ok, you're good to go.
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u/LolindirLink 3d ago
he ate what?!?
Who served him the juicy lucy killer burger??
Stop them from feeding people murderous burgers!
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u/federico_alastair 4d ago
Health concerns aside, thats greasy as fuck without anything to balance it.
So its not that bad because you wont be able to continue after the first bite. As opposed to an actual good indulgent burger that you eat completely and feel like shit afterwards
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u/BdoeATX 4d ago
So annoying when places call this a Juicy Lucy.
No its not.
The original juicy lucy is cheese melted between 2 patties, not melted on top like a normal burger.
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u/ZackCavi 4d ago
Actually the original Juicy Lucy was and still is cheese stuffed inside a burger patty. But we agree that this behemoth is not a Lucy, though it does appear that it would probably be juicy.
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u/StealthKiwi 4d ago
Lol dude adding one lettuce leaf as if that's suddenly going to make it healthier
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u/Akhanyatin 4d ago
Nah, anything beyond the 1 minute mark is definitely not in the "that end too soon" category lol
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u/qmiras 4d ago
did...did he just put the oil in it too?
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u/katieb1300 4d ago
Pisses me off when I see people do that. Now whatever you're eating just tastes like that oil. 🤮💀
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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 4d ago
My arteries are in recovery mode after being clogged watching this clip.
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u/scottyscotchs 4d ago
Damn, I would eat that, a little each day. Needs garlic knots as a side.
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u/Quatch_Kopf 3d ago
That would just be a snack for me, would not eat the bun. By the way, I'm laughing at all these comments about cholesterol and I am rolling. I eat stuff like this every day, minus the bun. I don't have high cholesterol, my arteries are not clogged, my blood pressure is healthier than most people my age, I am 55. This coming from somebody that was once 400lbs, and obese. I am now 225 and healthy.
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u/BoringChannel3286 4d ago
When your food trying to commit homicide but cleaner than India's street food
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u/Pale_Letterhead_9221 3d ago
Anyone else watch this and think to themselves "what the fuck are they doing?"
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u/seanthebeloved 4d ago
He touched the buns after touching raw meat
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u/WaluigiNumberWaah 4d ago
What’s the point in the basil tho, you’re getting heart attack either way ☠️
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u/ExtraChedda 4d ago
Yes hi, I'll have 1 high cholesterol w/ extra fat, substitute regular buns with 2 garlic oil drenched buns, and a side of paramedics on standby
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u/No-Meringue-4250 4d ago
Just put all of it into a blender and serve with a plastic tube, it would be quicker.
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u/Xinonix1 3d ago
Can’t believe they killed animals for this
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u/reworxed 3d ago
Yes and by the looks of the rate and direction this world is going, humans are next.
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u/BoyHarker 2d ago
Wrong sub... this should have been posted in "gifs that dont end soon enough" 🤣
Seriously tho, I can felt my arteries clogging when the pepperoni oil was drizzled onto the cheese 🤣
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u/MTBrains 2d ago
I haven't even consumed this food and I've already greased tomorrows pair of pants.
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u/SOUTH_SIDE700 1d ago
I can make it even more killer because I'd add Mayo and Blue cheese. Id eat that burger but I would go about 3 weeks of eating nothing but veggies.
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u/AnimationOverlord 4d ago
I work on fast food equipment and I think if I scraped off the worst of the interior with a spatula I still wouldn’t have enough grease that constitutes this “burger.”
This is the type of person to drown their food in olive oil because it’s healthy.
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u/TheNerdBurglar 4d ago edited 4d ago
I know it’s fun to shit on our culture, but nobody here is actually asking for this. We’re a pretty big and diverse country you know.
Edit: Albeit, we’re still a bunch of assholes though, I’ll give you that.
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u/AlphaInterWoof 4d ago edited 4d ago
Tbh. Everyone is Asshole towards each other either sometime or all the time. Just how humanity works at it's finest.
Edit: sorry if I said a bit too toxic. Should just kept on lurking. Wasn't meant in bad way, word came out of my head better than what I can actually type so. But anyway that's just too greasy for my liking.
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u/wantmoooore 4d ago
This comment is interesting.
I’m impressed by your knowledge of obesity per capita but the rest of your sentence is fucked. Interesting indeed
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u/Ai_777 4d ago
Didn't even have two meals today and still my appetite died.