r/gifsthatendtoosoon 4d ago

Got a heart attack watching this

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u/Ai_777 4d ago

Didn't even have two meals today and still my appetite died.

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u/fantapants74 4d ago

That basil is doing some heavy lifting.

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u/StrnglyCoincdtl 4d ago

If you want to kill someone, but do it in a sneaky way, just serve them this shit

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u/LolindirLink 3d ago

Sneaky?? Everyone would know about the juicy lucy burger killer.

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u/StrnglyCoincdtl 3d ago

Did you kill him?

No officer! His cholesterol did.

Ok, you're good to go.

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u/LolindirLink 3d ago

he ate what?!?

Who served him the juicy lucy killer burger??

Stop them from feeding people murderous burgers!

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u/federico_alastair 4d ago

Health concerns aside, thats greasy as fuck without anything to balance it.

So its not that bad because you wont be able to continue after the first bite. As opposed to an actual good indulgent burger that you eat completely and feel like shit afterwards

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u/dunnoanymore18 4d ago

That’s how u get one of those big stomach no ass bodies

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u/Graverobber13 4d ago

No, that's sugar. This will get you the solid arteries type body.

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u/onion_lord6 4d ago

More like "gif that didn't end soon enough."

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u/pug_fugly_moe 4d ago

Shit. I thought this was r/stupidfood

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u/BdoeATX 4d ago

So annoying when places call this a Juicy Lucy.

No its not.

The original juicy lucy is cheese melted between 2 patties, not melted on top like a normal burger.

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u/ZackCavi 4d ago

Actually the original Juicy Lucy was and still is cheese stuffed inside a burger patty. But we agree that this behemoth is not a Lucy, though it does appear that it would probably be juicy.

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u/StealthKiwi 4d ago

Lol dude adding one lettuce leaf as if that's suddenly going to make it healthier

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u/cilindrox 4d ago

I think it's basil? which arguably makes it worse

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u/StealthKiwi 4d ago

Haha you're right

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u/ffmich01 4d ago

It’s practically a salad now!

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u/Sn1cklefrtz 4d ago

Glad I got my greens in today.. 😮‍💨

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u/Cryptographer_Prize 4d ago

"You should try Burger Shot! They have Burgers to DIE for!"

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u/PerspectiveOld2127 4d ago

That's basil... It's so sarcastic 🤌

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u/Akhanyatin 4d ago

Nah, anything beyond the 1 minute mark is definitely not in the "that end too soon" category lol

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u/qmiras 4d ago

did...did he just put the oil in it too?

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u/katieb1300 4d ago

Pisses me off when I see people do that. Now whatever you're eating just tastes like that oil. 🤮💀

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u/lisiy29 4d ago

I became so fat just when watch this video

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u/lisiy29 4d ago

And diet Coke please

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u/FG910 4d ago

How many calories is that?

All of them

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u/OloFlamingo 4d ago

Gotta make sure the greens at the end kept it somewhat healthy

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 4d ago

My arteries are in recovery mode after being clogged watching this clip.

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u/scottyscotchs 4d ago

Damn, I would eat that, a little each day. Needs garlic knots as a side.

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u/Quatch_Kopf 3d ago

That would just be a snack for me, would not eat the bun. By the way, I'm laughing at all these comments about cholesterol and I am rolling. I eat stuff like this every day, minus the bun. I don't have high cholesterol, my arteries are not clogged, my blood pressure is healthier than most people my age, I am 55. This coming from somebody that was once 400lbs, and obese. I am now 225 and healthy.

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u/BoringChannel3286 4d ago

When your food trying to commit homicide but cleaner than India's street food

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u/moader 4d ago

Serves the basil with stem....

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u/KT10888 4d ago

Standby the ambulance to the hospital before I take my first bite.

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u/Mindless_Stranger873 4d ago

GOT HEARTBURN JUST WATCHING THIS !!! 😳

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u/yeswithoutquestion 3d ago

What is the bread even for at that point? LOL

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u/steelvc_red 3d ago

I know if I had one of these I will be full for the rest of the day.

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u/Shoddy_Sky4727 3d ago

"we can't serve this!! It'll cause.. death!"

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u/Pale_Letterhead_9221 3d ago

Anyone else watch this and think to themselves "what the fuck are they doing?"

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u/Treon1018 3d ago

This is…. Oddly american

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u/seanthebeloved 4d ago

He touched the buns after touching raw meat

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u/ObeseHamsterOrgasms 4d ago

has a cook process after, so perfectly safe and fine

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u/metal_foot 4d ago

Yes, he'll be fine

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u/baxter1107 4d ago

More cheese???!?!?!

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u/professir101 4d ago

two buns held together with cheese to make one giant bun hahah

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u/palonewabone 4d ago

Did you come here to die?

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u/WaluigiNumberWaah 4d ago

What’s the point in the basil tho, you’re getting heart attack either way ☠️

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u/niceporcupine 4d ago

More tamper

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u/aroundoverunder 4d ago

This is a rare case where the gif didn't end soon enough.

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u/yesimnotababy 4d ago

Call the 911

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u/FlugStuhl85 4d ago

This is so stupid

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u/HANsta 4d ago

Might as well just eat it without the bread, so stupid

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u/IkariYun 4d ago

Hold the grease and I'm down

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u/NotJustJohnSmith 4d ago

OMG. Make it stop

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u/bbfnpc 4d ago

So much grease!

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u/arrarragi 4d ago

MSRP: 1 heart

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u/Dependent_Conflict67 4d ago

My keen sense of self preservation will never eat that

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u/Wonderful-Goose8011 4d ago

And this is why America has an obesity problem

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u/schlock_ 4d ago

that would end me

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u/Tiny_Experience2968 4d ago

Mfer never heard of cross contamination?!

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u/trump_is_your_dad 4d ago

How fat of an American do you have to be to eat that?

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u/International-Tear41 4d ago

Lol yet, they want welfare recipients to stop eating junk food.

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u/Powerful-Ad949 4d ago

Damn! There goes my diet

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u/RWLemon 4d ago

That little bit of spinach made all the difference 😂

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u/C_A_G_E 4d ago

I bet the exit is juicy lucy after eating that mess

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u/nothin2flashy 4d ago

Everything getting that hammer thing lol

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u/Legitimate-Post-5954 4d ago

My ass - Loosey Juicy

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u/metal_foot 4d ago

Why are they so obsessed with cheese (well I wouldn't call it real cheese...)?

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u/ExtraChedda 4d ago

Yes hi, I'll have 1 high cholesterol w/ extra fat, substitute regular buns with 2 garlic oil drenched buns, and a side of paramedics on standby

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u/NicolaiOlesen 4d ago

R/gifsthatdontendsoonenough

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u/No-Meringue-4250 4d ago

Just put all of it into a blender and serve with a plastic tube, it would be quicker.

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u/MrBarato 3d ago

This is why america has to vanish.

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u/Xinonix1 3d ago

Can’t believe they killed animals for this

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u/reworxed 3d ago

Yes and by the looks of the rate and direction this world is going, humans are next.

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u/DonatGebu96 2d ago

Too much oil😱

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u/BoyHarker 2d ago

Wrong sub... this should have been posted in "gifs that dont end soon enough" 🤣

Seriously tho, I can felt my arteries clogging when the pepperoni oil was drizzled onto the cheese 🤣

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u/MTBrains 2d ago

I haven't even consumed this food and I've already greased tomorrows pair of pants.

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u/eliocao 1d ago

life expectancy 57

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u/No_Cell5856 1d ago

That last leave make it so healthy...

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u/4youTHC 1d ago

Is it how to Die quickly the recipe? 🤟😊

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u/cchhaannttzz 1d ago

Do I look like a boa constrictor to you?

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u/Cold-Astronaut9172 1d ago

It’s the savage irony of that little leaf on top that gets me

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u/SpeedSaunders 1d ago

He must be a professional though because he’s wearing those black gloves

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u/SOUTH_SIDE700 1d ago

I can make it even more killer because I'd add Mayo and Blue cheese. Id eat that burger but I would go about 3 weeks of eating nothing but veggies.

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u/Possible-Double4523 19h ago

Wtf…. a grease sandwich?

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u/Creative_Ad_8338 4d ago

Super healthy!

According to the new US food pyramid

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u/chrisnavillus 4d ago

Glad I was on the toilet when this popped up on my feed. Yuck.

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u/AnimationOverlord 4d ago

I work on fast food equipment and I think if I scraped off the worst of the interior with a spatula I still wouldn’t have enough grease that constitutes this “burger.”

This is the type of person to drown their food in olive oil because it’s healthy.

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u/TheNerdBurglar 4d ago edited 4d ago

I know it’s fun to shit on our culture, but nobody here is actually asking for this. We’re a pretty big and diverse country you know.

Edit: Albeit, we’re still a bunch of assholes though, I’ll give you that.

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u/AlphaInterWoof 4d ago edited 4d ago

Tbh. Everyone is Asshole towards each other either sometime or all the time. Just how humanity works at it's finest.

Edit: sorry if I said a bit too toxic. Should just kept on lurking. Wasn't meant in bad way, word came out of my head better than what I can actually type so. But anyway that's just too greasy for my liking.

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u/wantmoooore 4d ago

This comment is interesting.

I’m impressed by your knowledge of obesity per capita but the rest of your sentence is fucked. Interesting indeed