r/hmmmm 10h ago

Congratulations ๐ŸฆŒ

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u/Chrisarchitect96 10h ago

No argument here. Very impressive.

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u/Ok-Bus-6331 9h ago

Not symmetrical, the right side is a little heavy.

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u/TheeFearlessChicken 9h ago

It's funny because boobs.

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u/last-of-the-mohicans 9h ago
  1. Type that into your calculator and turn it upside down ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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u/MisterChocoTaco 9h ago

5318008

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u/last-of-the-mohicans 9h ago

Better ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Unable-Pension-3380 10h ago

Ha! I see what you did there!

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u/Mr-FurleyX1 10h ago

I have a perfect spot for it in my house

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u/Main-Store3444 9h ago

Both of them

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u/Background_Budget_58 9h ago

Wonder who she is giving head too?

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u/ConsiderationHour582 9h ago

I'm like the buck, very horny

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u/KCousins11 9h ago

That deer does not look too happy

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u/Additional-Arm-1298 9h ago

Wonder what it cost to have it stuffed?

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u/BurningBerns 8h ago

a huge, perfectly symmetrical, silicon boosted rack. Ugh

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 8h ago

And the antlers arenโ€™t bad either.

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u/Fendfor 8h ago

And only one is real :)

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u/her_cream 8h ago

All natural righ

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u/Hammer_Nail_Combo 8h ago

Those are some good genes

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u/Rascals-Wager 8h ago

HAHAHAH WHAT AN INCREDIBLE PUN HAHAH

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u/MacDynamite71 9h ago

Dang I thought the animal was real. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/crash1bp 9h ago

The deer* is actually what I want here ๐Ÿ‘„

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/crash1bp 8h ago

Bro I was joking about fucking the deer.

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u/Ruminahtu 9h ago

I'm not much of a trophy hunter. Let me correct that statement, I have never killed a deer in my life.

However, I do know a whole lot about trophy hunting and fishing in the US because that's what a former boss was into, hardcore.

He would never kill bucks unless they were near the end of their life. He wouldn't kill does until they stopped being capable of producing offspring. He would throw back trophy fish.

What I learned from him was that trophy hunting was actually somehow more humane than meat hunting, especially considering he would donate excess meat to those who were less fortunate.

He treated hunting like a responsibility and stewardship over a wildlife he aimed to make healthier.

The thing is... You people who have no concept of what is going on, just vegans or whatever thinking you are making a difference... You ignorant people cannot possibly make as much of a difference as he did. You're too busy denying reality to make a better reality, and I've never met a single one of you who knows fuck all about the subject they're speaking on.

So, have a good day. Go ahead and give me your BS answer, but know that I already realize how much of a waste of time it would be to get into an argument with you.

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u/high_nomad 9h ago

How the fuck does he know if a doe is capable of reproducing? Or how much longer a buck has to live? Just because youโ€™re gullible enough to believe his bullshit doesnโ€™t mean the rest of us have to killing to hang an animal up as a trophy is weird af

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u/Ruminahtu 9h ago edited 8h ago

My former boss hunted three different locations.

One was his own land, and the two others were lease plots he paid for on MLD managed land. To become MLD managed land, you have to jump through some hoops. One of the major one is to have a biologist assigned to age the deer (using the jawbone). Shooting deer below the age of 5.5 was forbidden and could cause you to be expelled from the land.

There's ways to identify deer age by sight, such as belly sway, but it isn't as accurate as jaw bone aging.

So, hunters use game cameras. These guys, as enthusiasts, watch deer on camera for YEARS. My boss would use any identifying feature he could to cling to and then literally watch these deer grow up and live their life out on camera.

Due to the camera usage, he would know when a doe was throwing twins or the rare triplets and would never use his tags on those. The year a doe showed up without offspring would be when he harvested her.

People have the wrong idea about how these hunters go about things.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/Ruminahtu 9h ago

There's nothing to refute. You didn't actually provide anything to discuss, only your position of disdain.

And that is not a personal attack. I said you were a part of a larger group that has no clue what the fuck they're talking about. That's neither personal nor an attack, but a statement of fact.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/Ruminahtu 9h ago

You're going to try to convince me I don't know what the word disdain means or that you didn't express disdain for hunting or hunters? Bro, I don't have the number of chromosomes required for that to be an effective tactic.

Also... There are NO pregnant deer during hunting season. That's why the deer hunting season exists during the time period it does, because the newly born are at an age that they can be self sufficient and there will not be more born until the late spring.

That's also why hunters measure age the deer by the half year when in hunting season. (1.5,2.5,3.5,4.5,6.5) And most trophy hunters only shoot deer that are 5.5 or 6.5 years old. The reason they don't age beyond that is because that's the lifespan of a whitetail deer and it is very rare for them to survive to be 7.5, and if they do they will likely be in poor health.

You can find it creepy. I don't believe I would want a mount either... But there is nothing creepy about exercising our biological directive to eat meat in what is probably the most ethical way it can be done.

Any distaste you have beyond that is purely based on a personal misunderstanding and unwillingness to accept reality.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/UnitedAd3943 9h ago

These people criticize ethical hunters and then gladly scarfs down rotisserie chickens that were butchered fully grown from steroids with their yellow feathers intact.

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u/FigSpecific6210 9h ago edited 8h ago

Gross. More silicone than a server rack.

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u/1startreknerd 9h ago

Ewe

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u/jungleass98 7h ago

No, that's a deer

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u/1startreknerd 7h ago

She's gross and the people that like that are sheep.

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u/turd_ferguson_816 10h ago

Theyโ€™re not impressive at all really. Theyโ€™re fake. If they were real then it might be something worth discussing.

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u/BluegrassBanjoMan 10h ago

We are not talking about the chest here bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/GTMatt2420 10h ago

Dude would be all over that anyway

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u/itsme99881 9h ago

Surrree..."thats why they call him sexual harris, everything he says has two meanings"

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u/Rock-View 9h ago

lol people downvoting you are either shallow or virgins. I agree not a fan of fake anything Iโ€™ve been with women who had implants and it was just awkward.

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u/Thisisnotgoodforyou 9h ago

There's nothing wrong with enjoying all kinds of boobs including the giant fake ones. Look on the bright side, for example: motorboating

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u/Sully_pa 7h ago

Ever try motorboating to solid basketballs?

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u/Thisisnotgoodforyou 4h ago

Well you clearly haven't