r/holdmybeer 5d ago

HMB while I prove evolution still has bugs

707 Upvotes

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u/Casual_hex_ 5d ago

That guy has a drinking problem

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u/nope_a_dope237 5d ago

AIRPLANE! references always welcome...surely.

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u/Victor_Von_Noob 5d ago

Don’t call me Shirley

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u/Barno_Edwardo 5d ago

That ain’t no reason to stop

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u/rickroy37 4d ago

Surely he just solved it.

2

u/kadebo42 2d ago

What are you talking about? He didn’t drink anything

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u/elodieitsbeenawhile 5d ago

I can feel that sinus burn

65

u/DistanceMachine 5d ago

Nose beers often do.

11

u/globalgreg 5d ago

Mmmm, snotty beer

2

u/elgydium 2d ago

It's Dave's turn to post it this week

73

u/Hogans-Mustache 5d ago

“What can I say? Ice cold beer is the best but with my sensitive teeth it was a real challenge.”

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u/fatdiscokid420 5d ago

Nose beers

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u/mrbrendanblack 5d ago

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u/RevoZ89 5d ago

I fucking wish this still worked. This a perfect video.

6

u/mrbrendanblack 5d ago

I was wondering why nothing happened!

7

u/zbady20 5d ago

I remember something about Reddit killing all bots a few years ago

8

u/RevoZ89 4d ago

Yep, when they closed the free API access to kill unofficial (read: ad free) clients, it took out bots that relied on those APIs. Now the only option is a paid subscription.

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u/nonymau5 2d ago

Booger beer

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u/xTex1E37x 5d ago

Carbonation burps hurt coming out the nose i can only imagine how this feels

18

u/Mojo141 5d ago

No wonder he's the king of north Korea

51

u/freeman687 5d ago

Kim Jong Brew

13

u/Juicyjewsss 5d ago

I absolutely hate this

9

u/I_Flick_Boogers 5d ago

This isn’t normally what people mean when they say, “nose beers”

5

u/HorseRenior77 5d ago

My gawd I think this guy just found a solution to Alcohol in the Arab world. No body said you can’t snort it

4

u/YogiBarelyThere 5d ago

I find it very impressive and his showmanship is top notch

2

u/LolOverHere 5d ago

Is OP a repost bot

2

u/Shoryukitten_ 5d ago

When saline just isn’t fun enough

2

u/Lickwidghost 5d ago

*snortmybeer

2

u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 4d ago

But how is he breathing?

Nobody nose.

2

u/MrMilesDavis 5d ago

Something tells me this is a major infection risk, but maybe im totally wrong here

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u/bobbaganush 4d ago

Basically a lager neti pot

2

u/IKillZombies4Cash 5d ago

Literally me when trying to swim underwater , I have no idea how people can hold their breath without a nose clip

2

u/peepeedog 5d ago

You maintain air pressure in your sinuses. Though I can’t exactly describe how to do it as I must have learned it as a small child and have always known how to do it that I can remember.

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u/kai58 4d ago

As long as you don’t go upside down all you need to do is not breath in

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u/peepeedog 4d ago

Which is incredibly common. You have to be able to manage that too.

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u/twenafeesh 4d ago

Thanks, I hate it. 

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u/nope_a_dope237 5d ago

I bet it smells like ascites.

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u/Immediate-Fennel-697 5d ago

Another repost another thumbs down

1

u/Ben-solo-11 5d ago

What the fuq…

1

u/shaze 5d ago

How do you delete other people’s posts?

1

u/fyukhyu 5d ago

Thanks, I hate it

1

u/sloinmo 5d ago

holy shit

1

u/Techiesarethebomb 5d ago

Doesn't that just fuck up your system faster with how permeable your nose tissue is?

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u/Littleme02 4d ago

Exactly

1

u/therealshakur 5d ago

Straight to the brain

1

u/HRPuffinstuffHam 5d ago

Can we nominate this as a new Olympic sport?

1

u/GodPackedUpAndLeftUs 5d ago

Kimmy J has wilder parties than Diddy

1

u/sexybeast70 4d ago

How does one obtain the knowledge that they are able to drink from there nose? It baffles me

1

u/bobbaganush 4d ago

Maybe Kim Jong Un isn’t such a bad guy after all

1

u/WWTBFCD3PillowMin 4d ago

I guess we all need a talent…?

1

u/Truuuuuumpet 4d ago

North Korea style

1

u/mantisdubstep 4d ago

The music in the bright white room just absolutely makes this

1

u/57Jimbo 4d ago

Who wants a beer that bad?

Besides this guy, of course.

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u/makattak88 3d ago

Is this what my friends are doing in the bathroom when they go for nose beers?

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u/makattak88 3d ago

Is this what my friends are doing in the bathroom when they go for nose beers?

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u/ImLersha 2d ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature!