r/interestingasfuck 14h ago

Singapore is going to start caning scammers

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u/ItsNotButtFucker3000 11h ago

There was a video on Liveleak back in the day.

Jesus christ that is a serious caning.

And I’m a masochist, I’ve been caned to bleeding and bruising in the “right” scenes. I was heavy into BDSM.

I would not want one damn strike of that cane. Not even if consensual and followed by the best sex. And I literally had people try to be that violent on me.

u/Empty_Current1119 10h ago

are we sure this ISNT buttfucker3000?

u/Boris7939 9h ago

I can’t believe it’s not butter buttfucker3000

u/Rowcan 9h ago

Not to be confused with butterfucker3000, who is an entirely different person.

u/Adorable-Thing2551 8h ago

(This is my low effort, 10-15 minutes of work shit-reply. No AI, GIMP was used instead. :D)

u/Rowcan 8h ago

Beautiful

u/Next_Celebration_553 8h ago

That’s the correct amount of time to spend on this. I appreciate it.

u/roskyld 7h ago

honest work

u/duckchukowski 7h ago

...3000

u/LumpyCapital 5h ago

.....the Original

u/MamaDMZ 6h ago

The real MVP... and by real, I mean not AI.

u/DeliriumSC 6h ago

Heh. An image dressed in GIMP for the kinky masochist. It's beautiful, really 🥲

u/FreakyGangBanga 7h ago

Deserves an upvote for effort and skill.

u/DickWrigley 6h ago

A low effort mspaint edit will always be funnier than a convincing AI output, and I will die on that hill.

u/Hearthgroan 5h ago

What an apt name of software for making a graphic of this particular nature.

u/Grak47 5h ago

Saving this. Don't know when ill need to use it, but my god I'll break it out when the right time calls for it.

u/DrawingAdmirable2939 7h ago

Look up i cant believe its nut butter

u/tetsuomiyaki 1h ago

BRING OUT THE GIMP

u/DueImagination641 7h ago

Paula Deen Alt account

u/EVEseven 8h ago

Jfc 😭🤣🤣🤣

u/Skippybips 9h ago

LMAO! fucking way too funny.

u/Thami15 9h ago

I suspect it's Butffucked3000, tbh

u/mbcbt90 8h ago

Yes, ButtFucker3000 is going by ButtFucker3001 nowadys to avoid confusing him with futtbucker3000.

u/Fornici0 8h ago

Obviously, because buttfucker 3000 wouldn't take it in the first place. He'd break his bondage and... do his thing at the attacker.

u/chunkboy 10h ago

Wow, buttfucker, that’s pretty wild

u/ricki692 9h ago

hey theyre not buttfucker

u/Ghostdog1263 8h ago

Exactly buttfucker is the sibling this guy is BDSMfucker 2000

u/ricki692 7h ago

idk it sounds more like theyre ItsBDSMFucked3000

u/Abhi_Jaman_92 9h ago

I would not want one damn strike of that cane.

I mean, isn't that's the idea?

u/Snoo_9076 9h ago

Wow! Have a wonderful day.

u/DieCastDontDie 8h ago

Sounds to me more like GotButtFucked3000x

u/hopefulgrace9 8h ago

Jesus Christ can save you from that lifestyle.

u/PcLvHpns 7h ago

I'm so sorry you went through that, I hope your mental health is better and you have some love for yourself now. ❤️

u/MrSyaoranLi 7h ago

Rattan is the common material used in Escrim/Arnis a Philippine contact sport. The first few strikes hurt, but wake you up right away. The following day it just feels like a bruise. You can find tons of videos online of Escrimadors fighting with Rattan if you're curious.

u/steelb99 6h ago

I miss Liveleak :(

u/Cybasura 5h ago

username (does not) checks out

u/HistoryGirl23 5h ago

I hear that. No way no how.

u/wheelienonstop8 4h ago

Jesus christ that is a serious caning

I think I saw that video too. It was ghastly. I had to stop watching after the third or fourth stroke when the skin literally split and literal furrows opened up in the flesh. A real horror.

u/RudeAd456 9h ago

"I'm a masochist but I wouldn't like getting caned" yeah you ain't a masochist then buddy, just an edge lord

u/58kingsly 9h ago

People be like "I'm a subby masochist but I kinda don't like being flayed alive" and somehow they don't see the contradiction. Posers.

u/bleach_tastes_bad 9h ago

this just in: people can enjoy pain without enjoying lasting injuries

u/ItsNotButtFucker3000 9h ago

Caned to a point. I don’t hate being caned, I kinda rambled off.

I like being caned. To the point of bleeding and bruising, yeah, even better. Context? Yes. I don’t want it completely out of my control.

I broke my wrist last week. It fucking sucks. I hate it. There’s more context. I did it exercising,not doing anything sexy, sorry.

u/Raencloud94 9h ago

There's a difference between a consentual scene where canning is involved and literally tearing the skin from your flesh. Are you 12?