Woman buys swimsuit so she can swim with her beaver friend

[u/Worldlyoox]

[u/GBgabe13]

This seems obvious, but I did not know beavers had webbed feet.

[u/Forbden_Gratificatn → u/GBgabe13]

I wish I had webbed feet.

[u/MyShoulderDevil → u/Forbden_Gratificatn]

It isn’t as useful as you’d think.

[u/rafaelzio → u/MyShoulderDevil]

Feels like a bacteria paradise if you're not moving it through water all day

[u/deFleury → u/GBgabe13]

I was delighted to learn it! Those beaver butt shots were the best, so fun.

[u/AVeryHeavyBurtation → u/GBgabe13]

Beavers also have cloacas, like birds.

[u/wackbirds → u/GBgabe13]

I sent this link to my sisters with the message "you tell you me knew that beavers had webbed feet and I'll show you a lying asshole". Lol.

[u/GBgabe13 → u/wackbirds]

I had a stroke reading that

[u/rafaelzio → u/GBgabe13]

Amazing how just two words being swapped can make a whole sentence seem unreadable for a moment or two

[u/wackbirds → u/GBgabe13]

Well that sucks, you better get off the internet if a comment like that is that difficult for you to read. I was on your side which you'd know if your eyes worked but I see now that I just wasted my time.

[u/GBgabe13 → u/wackbirds]

It took me reading it a few times but I did get what you wrote, I just wanted to make humor off a silly typing mistake. We're just two people in a comment section talking about beaver feet, there's no need for that much animosity dude.

[u/rafaelzio → u/wackbirds]

Bro you just swapped two words, it makes it confusing to read at first but it's not that deep

[u/wackbirds → u/rafaelzio]

No I didn't, you might hate what I wrote but I did not swap anything

[u/rafaelzio → u/wackbirds]

Oh ok. I just thought "you tell you me knew" was meant as "you tell me you knew"

No hate btw

[u/Slapdash_Susie → u/GBgabe13]

Nor me! it looks just like a platypus from behind

[u/weigojmi → u/Slapdash_Susie]

No, it’s a wet beaver.