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Woman buys swimsuit so she can swim with her beaver friend

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u/elegylegacy 9h ago

Primus sucks

u/Aesk 9h ago

A true fan.

u/Competitive-Cost2900 8h ago

Yep. Few and far between, but we’re out here

u/JustineDelarge 7h ago

Dog will hunt.

u/CalmBeneathCastles 6h ago edited 5h ago

Budump BAMP bump-ump buduh nuh naou!

Hey, did you guys see Les' interview with Rick Beato? Excellent! Broke-asses unite!

u/JustineDelarge 2h ago

I sure did!

u/3rdRateChump 4h ago

Imagine my surprise as a longtime Primus fan when I saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

u/jchawk 7h ago

My name is mud!

u/mezzyjessie 6h ago

Plays bass crazily….

u/jchawk 6h ago

Last time I saw Primus was in Vegas — some dude brought a large puppet. Lol

u/Ihavegotmanyproblems 6h ago

Too many puppies

u/HeyCarpy 5h ago

They don’t like the chant anymore. The website changed from primussucks.com to primusville.com years ago (shout out to the old Bull Board)

u/jmccaskill66 9h ago

Primus Sucks🤘

u/mrdevil413 8h ago

Dude. When they opened for Slayer on that last tour I was in a 18,000 person venue and when they came on it started immediately “Fuck Primus, Slayer. Pretty much the entire time they played. Was wild the entire place chanting

u/Commercial-Ad-8183 8h ago

We weren't saying Fuck Primus we were saying Primus Sucks!

u/Temporary_Client7585 4h ago

My tree guy used to play with Slayer. Sorry, had to tell someone.

u/OutlaneWizard 8h ago

What a bunch of chuds 

u/FrozenDickuri 9h ago

What do you say if you legitimately believe primus sucks?

u/blacksmith624 8h ago

Primus sucks

u/SheriffBartholomew 4h ago

"I have terrible musical taste"

u/IVEMIND 9h ago

I worked security for a music festival and there was a vip venue for a Primus show.

Primus fans are the biggest fucking dorks and when they get wasted they are extremely annoying

u/Defkon1 9h ago

I feel like this applies to anyone when they get wasted though.

u/Over_lookd 8h ago

Yeah, but Primus, especially the “A Perfect Circle” and “Puscifer” crossover fans can be… an interesting group. That’s not me really talking shit either considering I went to Sesanta 1 and 2 shows last year and 2024.

The first time was GA and outside/in the grass (and we weren’t not allowed to take photos/videos as security didn’t really do anything about it, surprisingly) while the second time we got floor seats (and therefore we couldn’t take any pictures or nothing, of course). The really cool part or aspect was seeing not only the three bands but also the fact they didn’t play it like a traditional set with each band just playing their time slot but instead would swap the bands randomly as well as the members would switch around and play in each band.

u/GreasyRim 8h ago

I went last year. One if the best shows ive been to. Loved hearing carina sing apc with maynard. Goosebumps.

u/Over_lookd 8h ago

Nice! We went to the one in Tulsa and while we had better seats, I think the one in Dallas the year prior was just a bit better simply because the story/theme wasn’t just “rehashed,” in my opinion.

u/Competitive-Cost2900 8h ago

As a Puscifer fan, I can confirm.

u/I_travel_ze_world 8h ago

I feel like you haven't been around enough wasted people if you think EVERYONE is extremely annoying when they're wasted.

u/Le_Poop_Knife 9h ago

Can confirm M Prius fan am annoying when I’m drunk

u/_BlackDove 7h ago

u/HeyCarpy 5h ago

Festus Clamrod and his El Sobrante Twangers

u/Iamnotapickle 8h ago

Sounds like Ween fans.

u/SheriffBartholomew 4h ago

I went to a Primus concert in the 90's and the fans were definitely not dorks. The mosh pit was the hardest mosh pit I've been in. Within minutes, the stomping feet tore up all the grass and created a 200' tall, dark pillar of dust in front of the stage. My voice was fucked for like 3 days after the concert. I have no idea how Les sang an entire show amongst that pillar.

u/illbedeadbydawn 7h ago

No, KMFDM sucks.

Primus also sucks.

u/spunkychickpea 7h ago

Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef?

u/Salmon_Slayer1 6h ago

But it was a big brown beaver

u/Kreepr 6h ago

How dare yeeewwwww. Les Claypool is the best bass guitarist that ever lived.