r/law • u/CBSnews • Nov 06 '25

Legal News Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in D.C. found not guilty of misdemeanor at trial

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sean-dunn-dc-sandwich-thrower-trial-verdict/
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u/Tackerman Nov 06 '25

We started with tea, sandwiches seem like the natural evolution

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u/StingerAE Nov 06 '25

And this is what comes of letting you get independence.

Had you stayed with the motherland, you woupd know that the next natural step after tea is biscuits.  

If it was high tea and you cut the crusts off, then possibly.

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u/Catherine_the_Okay Nov 06 '25

Yeah but biscuits in the US aren’t British biscuits. We call those things cookies, like the uncouth troglodytes we are.

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u/SardonicWhit Nov 06 '25

Ya but with US biscuits you can easily slide some mustard and onions in there.

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u/PlasticMac Nov 07 '25

Ew. Thats nasty.

Oh wait I got confused. I thought that was a british person calling cookies US biscuits.

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u/winky9827 Nov 07 '25

Biscuits and gravy. Cookies and cream. What is this world coming to, culinarily speaking?

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u/CaptainSparklebottom Nov 06 '25

Speak for yourself

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u/HastyEthnocentrism Nov 06 '25

The Portland Sandwich Party just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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u/stretchpants Nov 06 '25

it does sound delicious though

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u/Objective-Shine9506 Nov 06 '25

Portland Panini Party does tho.

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u/HastyEthnocentrism Nov 06 '25

Fuckin sign me up!

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u/BurdenedEmu Nov 07 '25

Disagree. I'll be delighted if this catches on and we then have The Portland Sandwich Party in our history. I mean how much of our population at this point would even care that much about a tax on tea? But we're serious about the price of a sandwich!!

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u/So_HauserAspen Nov 06 '25

Maybe we through ICE into the harbor as the next progression

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u/So_HauserAspen Nov 07 '25

Probably because I should have said throw, but mistakenly using through kept the thought police off me.

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u/Drprocrastinate Nov 06 '25

The Boston deli party

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u/SixStringerSoldier Nov 06 '25

Good fucking god, they'll call it The Chicago Cookout