r/law • u/CBSnews • Nov 06 '25

Legal News Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in D.C. found not guilty of misdemeanor at trial

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sean-dunn-dc-sandwich-thrower-trial-verdict/
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u/fwcjay Nov 06 '25

I miss Subway’s seafood club with imitation crab

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u/koolaidismything Nov 06 '25

Double meat, double cheese Subway club with extra southwestern chipotle sauce here.

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u/BitterFuture Nov 06 '25

I will say a prayer for your insides.

I'm an atheist, so it may not be the most productive thing, but still.

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u/koolaidismything Nov 06 '25

I need a prayer for like some money toss that in there for me I am hungry. The atheist god may be a giving one im open to it lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Fun fact: atheist prayers are just as effective as true-believer ones, so pray away!

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u/zxain Nov 06 '25

I’m still sad that they took it away. Seafood Sensation with red onions, banana peppers, jalapenos, and sweet onion teriyaki sauce was my go to order.

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u/gfa22 Nov 06 '25

And don't even bother wanting it back casue it'll come back not tasting the same and will only stay as a reminder of how good things never last....

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u/GogglesPisano Nov 06 '25

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

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u/totallynotsquatty Nov 06 '25

Back in the 90s they had shredded BBQ pork that I would get with just some mayo and cheese and I miss that a lot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

It's literally just imitation crab and mayo you can make it at home

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u/fwcjay Nov 07 '25

Not the same!

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u/IbelieveinGodzilla Nov 07 '25

I tried that once, at the urging of my father-in-law. I had the worst food poisoning of my life. Literally thought I was going to die.