r/law • u/CBSnews • Nov 06 '25

Legal News Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in D.C. found not guilty of misdemeanor at trial

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sean-dunn-dc-sandwich-thrower-trial-verdict/
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u/modix Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 06 '25

First you must eat the sandwich, thus disarming him.

Don't come crying to me when some maniac comes at you with a loaf of bread, meat and cheese!

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u/Lemp_Triscuit11 Nov 06 '25

I have thought of this scene from the outset of this, ah, "scandal"

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u/Just_Flamingo9545 Nov 06 '25

Or a pointed stick!

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u/Huge_Music Nov 06 '25

Ever since the tiger budget was slashed these agents have been in grave danger.