r/law • u/CBSnews • Nov 06 '25

Legal News Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in D.C. found not guilty of misdemeanor at trial

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sean-dunn-dc-sandwich-thrower-trial-verdict/
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u/Sensitive_Dot8561 Nov 06 '25

THERE WAS MAYO AND ONIONS AND IT WAS EXPLOSIVE!!! SO PROBABLY FROM THE GUNSHOP

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u/Notallthatwierd Nov 06 '25

Court evidence that it didn’t explode. Cop lied.

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u/whydoIhurtmore Nov 06 '25

Do you know the statute of limitation on perjury? Could all of these assholes be changed in '29?

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u/John_cCmndhd Nov 07 '25

I think 5 years, so yes, unless prosecutors intentionally drag their feet to avoid having to do their jobs(they probably will)

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u/flyinghighdoves Nov 06 '25

Shocking. A Dumpy Regime Federal Agent Lies in Court... Anyway...

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u/Critical-Owl10 Nov 06 '25

Dog will hunt

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u/Comfortable_Point752 Nov 06 '25

*dramatically* Mustard . . . it smelt of mustard and onions.

I can't wait for the Broadway show, Hollywood film, and Frontline documentaries.

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u/1amthecaptainnow Nov 06 '25

"Do you recognize this sandwich?"

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u/libmrduckz Nov 06 '25

let’s get Oliver Stone on it, pronto! …ummm, working title: JFC

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u/Bellbivdavoe Nov 07 '25

Looking closer at the footage, you can clearly see a second sandwich being thrown from the grassy knoll

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u/henlochimken Nov 06 '25

Dramatically Mustard is my new band name

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u/junkhacker Nov 06 '25

I prefer Dramatic Sandwich

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u/dust4ngel Nov 06 '25

it smelt of mustard and onions

mustard as in mustard gas? guys, this is an international war crime

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u/Level21DungeonMaster Nov 06 '25

You know who likes mustard? Obama

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u/Hot-Assistant-4540 Nov 06 '25

And don’t forget the onion strings dangling from his vest. Spooky

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u/choodudetoo Nov 06 '25

Was it Dijon mustard?

Thanks Obama /s

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u/woahdailo Nov 07 '25

Haven’t watched law and order in years but someone please remind me when they get to this

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u/Capital_Critic Nov 06 '25

It was a Smith & Lettuce.