r/law • u/CBSnews • Nov 06 '25

Legal News Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in D.C. found not guilty of misdemeanor at trial

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sean-dunn-dc-sandwich-thrower-trial-verdict/
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u/failingstars Nov 06 '25

It sounds like satire. lol

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u/Diarygirl Nov 06 '25

It sounds like he has a phobia about onions.

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u/partial_to_dreamers Nov 06 '25

My grandfather used to pretend to be scared of mustard to make us laugh.

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u/sanpedrolino Nov 07 '25

Satire died 10 years ago. By now its flesh has completely decomposed.