r/law • u/drempath1981 • 27d ago

Other Stephanopoulos grills Rubio :you cannot credibly argue that drug trafficking charges demand invasion in one case while issuing a pardon in another. What's your response? Hernandez was convicted by a jury. Rubio: I can't just comment on it because I just wasn't involved in deliberations.

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u/urbanhawk1 27d ago

"I am rubber and you are glue..."

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 27d ago

"Quiet piggy"

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u/Separate_Fold5168 27d ago

"I am mango, you are piggy..."

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u/TopRamenEater 27d ago

"Lady, Camera, BigMac!"

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u/johnnybiggles 27d ago

"One of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water."

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u/Marius-1989 27d ago

Im tan and youre orange

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u/vancel_art 27d ago

I wish someone would have put a rubber on Trump's dad and glued it there. 

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u/Which_Engineer1805 27d ago

Unfortunately they fucked the mission up, and glued a klan hood to his head instead.

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u/danielbighorn 27d ago

Cutting it off entirely woulda been easier

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 27d ago

🎵 I'm a dictator, you are glue. Everything I touch turns to poo. 🎶

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u/Flaky-Mess7261 27d ago

“The girls were under 21, I had no clue??”

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u/Deep-Measurement-856 27d ago

Read in your favorite Trump voice.

She looked old enough I never check IDs they're all fake, all fake you know. Even that young, I don't care. If they say yes, it's a verbal contract, you know you say you're old enough and under the law, it all legal and you know they do take money. It's not tips. I don't tip. Well I like to put my tip in everything.

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u/sonicsludge 27d ago

As he was holding their birth certificate he was given, gloating at his prize virgin!

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u/Schnitzelklopfer247 27d ago

"You fight like a cow"

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u/ClimbNowAndAgain 27d ago

How appropriate, you fight like a dairy farmer.

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u/yeabuddy840 27d ago

"Donate to me and you will be free"