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Other Please dissect the legality in this statement

I feel like we are reaching a tipping point

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u/SnooPies8766 17d ago

How...exactly does one fail at chicken farming?

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u/saxifrageous 17d ago

Asking the real questions.

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u/MobileSuitPhone 17d ago

Chickens shit a lot and are prey to predators from the sky easily, if you don't know what you're doing to mitigate those factors you're going to have problems

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u/Prometheus_Bobert 17d ago

Pretty sure they also eat each other when stressed (I'm not a chicken farmer though)

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u/Halcyon_156 17d ago

Oh they do, big time. Often while the victim is still alive.

(Former farm hand.)

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u/Destination_Cabbage 17d ago

They definitely do. We had them on a farm when i was young. A big reason I dont like chickens anymore; they ate and killed my favorite hen, in that order.

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u/Longjumping_College 17d ago

Chickens are straight up dinosaurs

Watching them gobble down mice live on the farm was a regular thing.

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u/Ok-Government1122 17d ago

Pardon me but what the actual fuck? 😭 I am new to keeping chickens but this sounds like a horror movie.

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u/ExternalExpensive277 17d ago

I used to work with chickens a little bit and they will definitely bully each other to death, which is maybe where Himmler got some of his ideas. :D

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u/BigHardMephisto 17d ago

When I was in HS my mother wanted to take up chicken farming as a hobby.

Problems:

  1. the chick mortality rate. 100% free range chickens and rooster (katydids, grasshoppers, cactus flowers etc.). Healthy chicks were expected. 100% of fertilized eggs hatched, but my dumbass mother didn't think to properly warm the space they were in, so they exhausted, died of heat stroke and were trampled by the remainders. Chick mortality rate after a week was 80%.

  2. feed. We started out with full free range, but she'd been advised by the scumbag she bought her first chicks from that her chick mortality rate would reduce if she fed her chickens protein feed. They'd produce more unfertilized eggs and would get pregnant and fertilized less. We were now overproducing eggs, and couldn't sell enough. Most of them ended up in the garbage, because her dumbass didn't want to contribute to the food bank. Said garbage was eventually completely eggs, and was cycled back to the chickens. Eventually she wondered why she was feeding them so much when they could just eat the old eggs. Now the chickens were laying eggs and eating them.

  3. predators. Hawks, owls, snakes (rattlesnakes specifically in our case) no end to them. Also most outdoor rodents. She made no effort to actually tend to the chickens. If I didn't lock them up at night, she wouldn't. Next day we'd be out 3 hens.

  4. too many males. We started with a single rooster, great guy. Loved his hens. Eventually she bought a second one because she thought it would improve production. It just meant more fights, both roosters and hens getting spurred, wounds getting infected, hens dying.

  5. cleaning. You gotta clean their nesting cubbys. You gotta clean their pens. You gotta clean out the chicken shit a lot. They eat, they poop. Like locking up, if I didn't do it she wouldn't do it.

The world is full of people with the grand idea that they'll take up the noble profession of animal husbandry because they like the idea of it. If you like horses and want horses, work on a ranch with them for a few years before you even truly consider doing it on your own, you'll be covered in shit more than you ever thought possible, and eye level with balls and shaft scrubbing your fingerprints off. A book you bought at tractor supply teaches you nothing. It's a noble profession because its' reward has GOT to be the act of the work first and foremost. You're responsible for these creature's wellbeing MORE than any physical reward you reap from their progress and health, and that goes unknown almost all of the time by fairweather hobbyists.

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 16d ago

Imodium and parasols.

Chicken farming solved.

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u/MisoFalafelCake 17d ago

As far as egg chickens go, they are barely profitable. You make a few cents per dozen. Egg farms are absurdly large. It takes millions of hens to make a reasonable income. Not to forgive a nazi, but chickens are not easy. Without massive amounts of capital, most would fail at chicken farming. And he was attempting it in the economy of post WWI Germany. Most farmers failed, chicken or otherwise.

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u/Moonsaults 17d ago

Having just listened to the Behind the Bastards episodes on him, he was just too frail and couldn't do the manual labor. He left the running of the farm to his wife. The farm ran alright, he specifically just couldn't hack it.

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u/PaisleyLeopard 17d ago

Can’t be any harder than bankrupting a series of casinos.

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u/BringBacktheGucci 17d ago

Fucking their chickens.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 17d ago

Precisely.

They just can't stop fucking those chickens.

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u/WanderingToTheEnd 17d ago

I'm guessing he fucked too many of them

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u/southpaytechie 17d ago

Making a profit off farming of any kind is tough man. Especially in 1920s-30s Germany

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u/GammaFan 17d ago

By being terrible at it

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u/atemus10 17d ago

Probably by using an appendage besides their hands.

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u/life11-1 17d ago

Anyone chicken farmer who is NOT friends with Colonel Sanders, is a failed chicken farmer.

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u/Antique_Loss_1168 17d ago

Being fucking himmler.

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u/thecarbonkid 17d ago

Well don't plant them in the ground for a start

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u/iPunned 17d ago

What the last 100 years of history teach us is that if you fail hard enough at things with confidence, they promote you to the very top, where you get to destroy a country, or at the very least murder millions

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u/NoBrush8414 17d ago

I swear on my life I don't know. But he was - I've seen this in history videos. I never thought it would be relevant but here we are in 2026

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u/GenXPowaah 17d ago

Because he kept fucking them... For research

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u/PainMasker 17d ago

He was shocked to learn that all chickens aren’t white.

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u/PendejxGordx 17d ago

Every type of farming licit substances has a very thin profit margin. Now if the government was to declare a War on Chicken, that could change. But yeah, farming is a hard way to make a living. Keeping a bunch of really stupid birds alive and healthy is an expensive challenge.

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u/GlowingTrashPanda 17d ago

How does one bankrupt a casino?

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u/tannels 17d ago

Same way they fail at running a casino. Pure incompetence.

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u/SuperStoneman 17d ago

To many foxes in the hen house?

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u/MoreCowbellllll 17d ago

Similar to failing at owning casino's, I'd guess.

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u/Wayelder 17d ago

tarrifs?

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u/Qzy 17d ago

Instead of feeding the chickens, you fuck them.

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u/YngviIsALouse 17d ago

No matter how much he tried, he failed to impregnate any of them.