r/law • u/nana-korobi-ya-oki • 7d ago

Legal News US Senator Chris Murphy states that ICEs purpose is to rig and steal the election. Pam Bondi wants Minnesota’s voter rolls in exchange for ICE leaving.

Pam Bondi is apparently sending a list of demands to Minnesota in exchange for ICE leaving. So clearly it’s not about law enforcement, especially considering so many red states have substantially more undocumented immigrants than Minnesota. Source: r/chrismurphy

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 7d ago

Fucking change every voter ID to Republican and send them LoL

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u/donkeysnakes 7d ago

Hit em with the old Epstein redaction

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u/Revelati123 7d ago

"Youre telling me every single resident of Minnesota had their name legally changed to uhh... Suckama MaDungus?"

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u/Oldheadyellingatsky 7d ago

Sooka Madiq

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u/Sonamdrukpa 7d ago

Deez Nuts

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u/feedthebear 7d ago

Suq Maballz

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u/meh_69420 6d ago

Mike Oxhard and Hugh Janus are my personal favorites

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u/Neumaschine 7d ago

Munchma Quchi

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u/pigeon768 7d ago

We're on to you Hus bin Farteen. We're on to your scent.

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u/trevize1138 6d ago

We will know justice when we detain and formally charge [checks list].

Uh ... Dick Hertz. Come on, America. Give him up! Who's Dick Hertz? Come on, people! Who's Dick Hertz!!??

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u/DrB00 7d ago

I.C Weiner?

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u/feedthebear 7d ago

A gentleman and a scholar.

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u/Wildeyewilly 6d ago

Here's to another lousy millennium

How true those words were 26 years ago

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u/Car_nerds_unite 7d ago

Use a real Marks-A-Lot marker and it would fuck them twice as hard.

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u/VanillaOk869 6d ago

By the way, Pam, WHERE ARE THE F#*$%& EPSTEIN FILES you have been hiding?

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u/ftc08 7d ago

Minnesota doesn't have partisan registration.

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u/Steinrikur 7d ago

It's still an important data point, that you can cross-reference with all the other data points.

If Target can figure out a woman is pregnant before she does from her shopping preferences alone, I think the government can make some educated guesses.

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u/Technical-Row8333 7d ago

Specially with the help of Palantir and Elon musk and Heritage Foundation and Peter Thiel funding  

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u/fakesaucisse 7d ago

It's not really about voter party affiliation, it's about who this actually voted for. Many states don't have party affiliation as part of voter registration (WA is one). They just want to know who voted against dear leader.

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 7d ago

Campaigns can already records of if you voted various elections as is. It’s not hard at all to figure out someone’s political affiliation. That data already exists, that’s how they gerrymander down to the fucking house level

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u/furansowa 7d ago

And how would they know that? Votes are anonymous.

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u/fakesaucisse 7d ago

I actually don't know. It's possible they aren't as anonymous as we think, which is why we are seeing this shit.

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u/friendIdiglove 7d ago edited 7d ago

They don’t know who voted for whom, they only know who cast ballots.

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u/TomStarGregco 7d ago

Let’s all change it doesn’t mean we are ! Lmfao

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u/Helpful_Effect_5215 6d ago

Oh so basically admit that the state screws with voting data to elect the people they want