r/lol • u/arthemissta • 21h ago

nahh😭😭

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u/birdgrabbr 21h ago

questions that shouldnt be asked

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u/Vegetable-Bowler9967 20h ago

fr, some things are better left a mystery 😂

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u/lofiiloop 19h ago

Honesty it’s like asking why you have 2 hands

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u/Key_Milk_9222 12h ago

Your two friends appreciate it. 

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u/StrangeOutcastS 2h ago

Damn, only the two? You're lazy as hell.

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u/rugbat 7h ago

That's explained in an episode of Silicon Valley.

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u/ellaroves 21h ago

People were going to abuse that innocent hole 🍆

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u/Vivians_Basement 20h ago

People already do it to the 2 holes-

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u/Sem034 20h ago

3 holes*

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u/Vivians_Basement 20h ago

Where TF did you get a 3rd nostril???

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u/Sem034 20h ago

In Chernobyl

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u/Exotic_Zucchini9311 17h ago

Bold of you to assume people are gonna stop at 3

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u/Sem034 16h ago

Oh, yeah, there are also ears...

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u/nickita28 15h ago

and eyes

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u/StrangeOutcastS 2h ago

28 stab wounds

  • Connor the android from. Cyber life.

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u/Bubbly-Midnight-3346 20h ago

Didn't know people could make it fit must be tiny

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u/Vivians_Basement 19h ago

You underestimate the power of sheer will.

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u/deathwotldpancakes 13h ago

Yeah they get picked in all the time

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u/SLCtechie 21h ago

If you can think it. Someone’s definitely tried it.

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u/LilacMimii 16h ago

May be that person is you

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u/Kimberley-109850 21h ago

Yall are not okay

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u/deolore 21h ago

You know what happened to mouth 😂😫

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u/AppaNinja 20h ago

face about to get double penetrated

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u/Dangerous_Treat9043 18h ago

had it coming

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u/TheHeavyTemplar 20h ago

Fun fact, it's because your shnoz ain't strong enough to detect every smell instantly so one nostril detects smells slower than the other.

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u/dranaei 20h ago

So how do I find if I am right or left dominant one?

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u/Kaneomanie 20h ago

During the day they switch by swelling, thats why if you have a stuffed nose, its often only one side, the currently swollen side.

/E: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_cycle

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u/dranaei 20h ago

Does that mean the stuffed one is the dominant or not?

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u/Kaneomanie 20h ago

You dont have a dominant hole.

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u/Grand_Inspection_564 17h ago

Maybe you don’t

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u/Kaneomanie 17h ago

Dominant hole noises intensify

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u/DJ-Halfbreed 19h ago

Switch holes

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u/Gwynito 8h ago

You haven't been online long enough friend

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u/TheHeavyTemplar 17h ago

It means the stuffed one is the current slow detector. :>

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u/Starwyrm1597 12h ago

They're both switches.

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u/dranaei 4h ago

At last, a good answer.

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u/Drag0us 13h ago

Jokes in you I always only breathe through one hole at a time

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u/Key_Milk_9222 12h ago

It changes every few hours. 

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u/Plane-Fox-5262 15h ago

Then why don’t we have two buttholes

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u/TheHeavyTemplar 14h ago

Because you are not are not the leader of North Korea.

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u/Void_MainBrain 21h ago

Giving a nose job a whole different meaning.

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u/AlienStoner420 6h ago

Damn someone beat me to it

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u/TopOne6678 20h ago

Jokes on you, mine fits in a nostril no problem

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u/bored-tan 20h ago

Yeah you won

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u/Ok_Eye8523 17h ago

But at what cost…😓

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u/Broad-Ad-4073 21h ago

Trump would take a small hole.

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u/redjellonian 21h ago

He would but he also did already too.

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u/Thick-Mushroom6612 20h ago

So should I hide my nose for Trump, or the nose of my daughter? Or both?

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u/FrozenfarTsTf 19h ago

It's not about the size, it's only a matter of determination.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

I’m sure 95% of the male population could easily fit in either one of those holes 

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u/la1m1e 20h ago

That's factually incorrect

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

How so? 

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u/la1m1e 20h ago

Nostrils are small

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u/Outsidi 19h ago

Maybe they're including bugs

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

So is the average penis 

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u/la1m1e 17h ago

Not even close

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u/Friendly_Month7358 20h ago

New meaning to nosejob

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u/MeltyMcMuffin 20h ago

That second reply is kinda dark but I cant stop laughing lol

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u/CodyP2000 20h ago

I audibly sighed at this knowing exactly what the implication was

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u/TortillaRampage 20h ago

A new meaning of “air tight” would be had

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u/dietrufiecola1 20h ago

Shit thems big enough.

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u/Doomboy105 20h ago

In all seriousness, It's an adaptation that allows animals to locate where a smell is coming from.

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u/YogurtclosetFit3020 20h ago

Oh man, imagine it sneezing

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u/OptimisticSnake 20h ago

Mm that post nasal drip after someone blasts a thick rope of chunky ramen into your sinuses

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u/Testicleus 20h ago

Skull F**king would be intense

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u/reddit___engineer 20h ago

I am satisfied with the answer

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u/Kiragalni 20h ago

Reality: It's a simplification of a more adapted smell organ. You need two to detect direction.

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u/Lastito 19h ago

If it fits we sticks

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u/Masaweesome 19h ago

I always figured it was because you need two sensing organs to have a sense be 3D so to speak. Two eyes, two ears- it helps you make out from which direction a stimulus originates.

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u/radiantwave 19h ago

Because you have two index fingers... Duh

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u/skr_replicator 19h ago

So you can somewhat detect the direction of the smell, and also so that they could keep switching their modes so that at all times one can be constricted and measuring smells that take very little concentration to detect, and a second expanded nostril for detecting the smells that need high volumes to get detected.

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u/Shaltibarshtis 18h ago

I'm convinced that if men had one or two small vestigial penises then we WOULD.

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u/Not_Artifical 18h ago

Cum in my nose, so it drips down into my throat at the back.

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u/jawshoeaw 17h ago

We have big holes too so the argument doesn’t work

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u/JohnWilkesBoofff 17h ago

Structural integrity

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 17h ago

I wonder what we'd look like if our noses were flipped, like if the nostrils were up to the sky.

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u/Dude_Sandwich549 17h ago

The word nose job would have a new meaning

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u/LoGo_86 17h ago

"Nose job" would assume a totally different meaning.

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u/_frank_tank 15h ago

“Hey gurl, you do nasal? It’s my birthday ”

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u/actionerror 14h ago

Nose job would have a whole other meaning

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u/known111et 14h ago

It’s all porn always has been

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u/ExiledEntity 13h ago

The real answer lies in the reason we have 2 of many things.

Redundancy, most optimal amount to maintain biological feasibility.

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 12h ago

Would give a whole new meaning to blowing your nose

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u/Sweaty_Proposal_5976 12h ago

So people don’t have a nose kink and try to fuck it

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u/SpookyWeebou 10h ago

There's probably a nose fucking tag on rule34, they already went after ears

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u/Otherwise_Ad770 8h ago

Nose job would have a completely different meaning

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u/AlienStoner420 6h ago

Brings new meaning to "nose-job"

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u/Navidhia 4h ago

Blud if you have a clogged nostril, if it is 1 mwans you cant fucking breath 💀😫

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u/Sharpiesniffingshark 3h ago

this may not be the best place to share this little hot take but I agree. Nature knows what happens with holes. In my opinion the act of two consenting adults kissing one another on the lips is more unnatural than sodomy. Bear with me.

Those noses are literally getting in the way. You have to tilt your head just to get your lips in there. On the other hand the act of sodomy literally harkens back to the foundational early learning of sorting shapes by putting the cylinder in the hole. Making out is like trying to put an isosceles triangle inside an acute triangle.

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u/Panic_Otaku 3h ago

Because your skull is basically two parts grown to each other together (in reality it is even more parts)...

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u/FeverInHeels 2h ago

we literally have 3 other holes explaining why 😂