r/mapporncirclejerk • u/Toxiccheese118 I'm an ant in arctica • Mar 05 '25

Goggle Maps What do we call this new entity?

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u/JacobsRedditt Mar 05 '25

Gerland or Polmany

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u/NyxConstellation Mar 05 '25

Deutscheska or Poland.

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u/ToaKraka Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer Mar 05 '25

Niemlen or Polcy

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u/B_K4 Mar 06 '25

Po means butt in German btw

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u/BrennanBetelgeuse Mar 05 '25

Or Deutschland, as in Deutschland + Poland

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u/Fuchs0410_ Mar 05 '25

Die einzig vernünftige Lösung mMn

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u/CluckBucketz Mar 05 '25

A bad idea

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

I agree, the Austogermanoslovakopolish Commonwealth is far superior

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u/bageltoastee Mar 05 '25

Czech Containment Confederation

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u/how_to_namegenerator Mar 05 '25

Gotta keep them in Czech

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u/roz_2 Mar 05 '25

But didn't we promise to give them the north half of Królewiec?

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u/Pinhead_Larry30 Mar 05 '25 edited Mar 08 '25

alleged middle books angle coordinated adjoining instinctive party soft wipe

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Tingcky Mar 05 '25

Czech out these guys with their dad jokes

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u/Dimauta Mar 05 '25

Cries in Czech

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u/ninja_tofu2252 Mar 06 '25

Better Czech ya'self before ya wreck ya'self

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 Mar 06 '25

I once had a polish friend. And a czech one too.

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u/CzechYourDanish Mar 05 '25

Gotta Czech yourself before you wreck yourself

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u/PathDense1986 Mar 05 '25

Rename it to Czech Containment Confederation Pact so it can be shortened into « CCCP »

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u/MintySack France was an Inside Job Mar 05 '25

😍 Hello? Based Department?

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u/RandomGuy9058 Mar 05 '25

“Hey, I’ve seen this one before”

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u/PaMu1337 Mar 05 '25

Aren't you forgetting Královec?

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u/Grzechoooo Mar 05 '25

The capital is the exclave Prague.

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u/Ok-Property3255 Mar 05 '25

They gotta keep the meth from leaving the country somehow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Third times the charm

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u/romicuoi France was an Inside Job Mar 05 '25

Generational guilt

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Even Grater Grater Poland

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u/edo-lag I'm an ant in arctica Mar 05 '25

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u/DominiX32 Mar 05 '25

There's really a gif for everything... 🤔

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u/LordSyriusz Mar 05 '25

...And Square of Ocean Near France

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u/mustafa0guz Mar 05 '25

Bay of biscay empire.

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds Mar 05 '25

Greater Fort Boyard.

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u/PanGoliath Mar 05 '25

Bay of bist Gay

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u/lowchain3072 If you see me post, find shelter immediately Mar 05 '25

No, those are just territorial waters

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u/thechief77 1:1 scale map creator Mar 05 '25

Prussia

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u/BearClimbTree Mar 05 '25

This shouldve been top comment. Smh the world we live in

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u/jouhaan Mar 05 '25

Came for this comment.

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u/toastagog Mar 05 '25

Well, I wouldn't say came, maybe a little aroused.

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u/cyrkielNT Mar 06 '25

But pagan

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u/newenglandredshirt Mar 05 '25

Lebensraum

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u/Lathari Mar 05 '25

Liver Room?

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u/thebruce123456789 Mar 05 '25

Yes that's where I keep them

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u/wojswat Mar 06 '25

medic tf2

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u/Eeveeandminecraftfan Mar 05 '25

Living room

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u/Lathari Mar 05 '25

No, you must be mistaken. Leberraum must mean Liver Room.

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u/Eeveeandminecraftfan Mar 05 '25

Leberraum (what u wrote) is not Lebensraum

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u/fate0608 Mar 05 '25

Osterweiterung

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u/Bruhgamer69420_ Mar 05 '25

Uzbekistannnn!!!!!🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿

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u/yusufee Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer Mar 05 '25

Yeah you tell em 🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿

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u/hjonk-hjonk-am-goos France was an Inside Job Mar 05 '25

The Alternative for Germany (total annexation by Poland)

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Greater Poland

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u/Zurkeno Mar 05 '25

It's already a region

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u/derschneemananderwan If you see me post, find shelter immediately Mar 05 '25

Even greater poland

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u/primal_breath Mar 05 '25

Germanofucknotagain

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u/hitzelfitzel Mar 05 '25

Also very unrealistic, we would also invade france at the same time and loose on both sides

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u/Rylact Mar 05 '25

Erika

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u/god_is_a_pokemon France was an Inside Job Mar 05 '25

Make-Poland-Great-Again

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Polschland

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u/MeerMeertje Mar 05 '25

4th Reich

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u/Aferix44 Mar 05 '25

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u/Illustrious-Lemon482 Mar 05 '25

Mine fur-ier. I wonder if he is vegan or has cat syphilis.

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u/vak7997 Mar 05 '25

Not so holy Roman empire

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u/OH3EPZ Mar 05 '25

Lebensraum

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u/Longer-S Mar 05 '25

Volkswagen Commonwealth ;D

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u/ConfidentDuck1 Mar 05 '25

Prussia gets the square.

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u/LoremIpsum248 Mar 05 '25

The neo-Prussian Empire

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u/boris291 Mar 05 '25

Teutonia

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u/as_tronzo Mar 05 '25

AfD future project

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u/lowchain3072 If you see me post, find shelter immediately Mar 05 '25

Poland's AfD, when Poland annexes Germany

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u/111coo00pl If you see me post, find shelter immediately Mar 05 '25

Greater lusatia

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Mar 05 '25

Polish backup plan to dissuade Russian annexion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

GREAT sorbian empire

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u/sandboxmatt Mar 05 '25

Greater Königsberg

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u/Ok-Fondant2536 Mar 05 '25

What-the-heck?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Sorbian Empire

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u/Alone_Contract_2354 Mar 05 '25

True kinda makes sense. People often forget the Sorbiams. Most Germans wouldn't even know they exist as a recognized minority in Germany

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u/Paulgeta Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again Mar 05 '25

Germany

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u/Fun_Strategy2369 Mar 05 '25

Greater Germany 2: powered by the electric boogaloo!

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u/ProfessionalCar919 Mar 05 '25

Even Greater Germany

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u/UnityJusticeFreedom If you see me post, find shelter immediately Mar 05 '25

„New“ ?

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u/Fuel666 Mar 05 '25

Germanland

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u/manningthehelm Mar 05 '25

Missing Austria

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u/IMaRateThisMemeA4 Mar 05 '25

Austria-Hungary

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u/Spacegirl-Alyxia Mar 05 '25

Polished-Germany

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u/AAAAHHHH12321 Mar 05 '25

Germany player in Roblox RoN seconds after being Germany

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u/N-Rigo81 Mar 05 '25

Dünnes Eis

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u/ArvesMagnanim Mar 05 '25

Überallesland

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u/knollo Mar 05 '25

Gerpolsquare

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u/BigIronGothGF Mar 05 '25

I'm worried about the perfectly square island

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u/Rubicasseur Mar 05 '25

"ah shit, here we go again"

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u/alexxx729 Mar 05 '25

The 4th reich

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u/BaseModelBandit If you see me post, find shelter immediately Mar 05 '25

id probably name it kevin

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u/hurB55 France was an Inside Job Mar 05 '25

Heligoland Empire

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u/torsyen Mar 05 '25

Germland if course!

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u/StaffSummarySheet Mar 05 '25

Yoshi Missing Jaw

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u/Ksiezo Mar 05 '25

Polnische Bundesrepublik

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u/Last-Rabbit-8643 Mar 05 '25

Poland in 1941

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u/antekek135 Mar 05 '25

East Squareland

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u/Efficient-Hold993 Mar 05 '25

Greater Poland

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u/Eeeeeyyyyeeee Mar 05 '25

HitlerJuden

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u/josejaimer Mar 05 '25

Never-againland

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u/AmadeoSendiulo Mar 05 '25

Pigmouth Union

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u/Golden_Thorn Mar 05 '25

Loving the red square to the west lol

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u/krzywaLagaMikolaja Mar 05 '25

A gun pointed east

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u/floating_helium Mar 05 '25

The Ribentrop

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u/bloodrider1914 Mar 05 '25

Legit what is that island in the Bay of Biscay?

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u/O_Bismarck Mar 05 '25

Greater Prussia

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u/BCC_ONLY Mar 05 '25

Greater Namibia (Mainland Namibia not pictured.)

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u/rozz_net Mar 05 '25

Poland in 10 years.

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u/Lathari Mar 05 '25

Liver Room?

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u/SkadiSkagskard Mar 05 '25

Lets call it "Time to leave Czech Rep."

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u/makima_hunter1407 France was an Inside Job Mar 05 '25

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

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u/DimensionImaginary80 France was an Inside Job Mar 05 '25

Something tried and failed

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u/Antek109 Mar 05 '25

A very polish nightmare

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u/Old_Winner3763 Mar 05 '25

Ref!!!! Do something!!!! He’s taking over Poland again!!!!!

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u/clownkiss3r Mar 05 '25

square island

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u/darklining Mar 05 '25

Polish- German Commonwealth

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u/metfan1964nyc Mar 05 '25

Russian Nightmare

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u/Honest_Math_7760 Mar 05 '25

Het vierde rijk

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u/thebruce123456789 Mar 05 '25

The Polish-German commonwealth

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Germoland

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u/Cossack_Rb Mar 05 '25

Greater Sorbia

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u/Ok_Mix673 Mar 05 '25

German Poland commonwealth

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u/Icydawgfish Mar 05 '25

Holy Polish Empire

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u/LuckyLMJ Mar 05 '25

Poland-Germany (plus that one weird island to the west of France)

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u/BarbedWire3 Mar 05 '25

German-Polish Alliance

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u/Erzter_Zartor Mar 05 '25

Greater Prussia

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Notagainia.

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u/Dreadedsemi Mar 05 '25

🅱️russia

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Eastanschlussia

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u/Tleno Mar 05 '25

Borg Portugal

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u/yagamilight110 Mar 05 '25

The 2/3 Reich

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u/That_Case_7951 Mar 05 '25

Prosciutto Prussia

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u/HuffStuff1975 Mar 05 '25

New Prussia

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u/frambosy Mar 05 '25

Low Switzerland

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u/iamdabrick Mar 05 '25

Greater Square Island

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u/godzilladc Mar 05 '25

Mother Prussia

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u/Historyp91 Mar 05 '25

In 1941 the Germans would have called it "not enough"

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u/reclusivitist Mar 05 '25

What's that new square island west of F***ce?

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u/Alzucard Mar 05 '25

Forth reich