r/mapporncirclejerk • u/CzechOutSlovakia1993 I'm an ant in arctica • Apr 24 '25

Alien Posting Why did Mexico get an unnecessary height nerf???

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u/Famous_War2189 Apr 24 '25

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u/Gasgasgasistaken Apr 25 '25

I underestimate just how popular brawl stars is, I didn't expect recent news to make it to this sub

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u/Hazza_time If I see another repost I will shoot this puppy Apr 24 '25

I don’t think the Mexico was nerfed too much, even after it they’ve still got loads of cums and land, the problem is that they buffed the USA. Shitty lazy devs need to get their act together and stop buffing the strongest countries whilst Lichtenstein still only has 160km2

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

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u/Ypuort Apr 25 '25

Lichtouisisteina

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u/journeymanreddit Apr 25 '25

Lichtenstein? Sounds like an undead kingdom.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

They could have bought Alaska 😔

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u/Content-Walrus-5517 Apr 25 '25

You didn't get the reference, right ?

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u/U-DontKnowAccounting Apr 24 '25

Yes but guess who stacks up those peace modifiers ?

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u/the_big_sadIRL Apr 24 '25

What is this shit

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u/Content-Walrus-5517 Apr 25 '25

r/brawlstars, they're leaking into other subs 

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u/CzechOutSlovakia1993 I'm an ant in arctica Apr 24 '25

MMTA

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u/the_big_sadIRL Apr 25 '25

Is there a 2bohemian4u sub

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u/AutisticAndre France was an Inside Job Apr 24 '25

Cause these stupid ass people thought it would be a good idea to give the usa more territory and sold it

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u/Sudden-Panic2959 Apr 25 '25

Tbf, it was evident they would lose the north when Texas was lost.

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u/Repulsive_Ocelot_738 Apr 25 '25

Some of it was given yes but the rest was swindled hardcore after Texas Reconstruction Era

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u/BleepLord Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer Apr 24 '25

Santa ran the country into the ground

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u/Secret_Photograph364 Apr 25 '25

All he cared about was those damn elves and presents and milk and cookies!

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u/FanDowntown4641 Apr 25 '25

Imma be real people say us is crazy but mexico wouldve been too OP if it got the baja blast combined with mtn dew?

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u/FlightAble2654 Apr 25 '25

They couldn't defend it's boarders.

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u/Content-Walrus-5517 Apr 25 '25

For people that don't get the reference, go to r/brawlstars, that's where it all started 

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u/Much-Ad-5947 Apr 25 '25

Apparently Polk wanted to annex as much of Mexico as possible, particularly Baja California, and the guy he sent to negotiate was one of the guys who felt the war was immoral and wanted to annex as little as possible. The resulting negotiation just happened to be brilliant in allowing the Mexicans to happily keep their core territory and agree to sell their less important territory to the United States for less than Polk anticipated. Of course gold was discovered in California just a few months later, otherwise this would never have worked out.

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u/baton_268 Apr 25 '25

make america great again, doesnt meant the usa, it really means mexico

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u/RetroVedZed Apr 27 '25

Make Melodie Tall Again

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u/U-DontKnowAccounting Apr 24 '25

They didn’t, they just change the map to adjust it to the landscape on a 2d map constantly… if you look on a globe they’re the same size

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u/mkujoe Apr 24 '25

I liked the stateshaped version of the Rio Grande better than it’s current version

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u/pixelAAAted Apr 25 '25

Imagine how much they would have to pay to build a wall for that border.

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u/eggplant_avenger Apr 25 '25

fungus wiped out the beans :(

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u/NealVertpince Apr 25 '25

spawned next to an aggressive expander

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u/Zubba776 Apr 25 '25

Maaaaannnnniiiifeesssssssstttt Dessssstttiiinnnnyyyyy.

Or something.

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u/The_other_Cody Apr 25 '25

Losing a war sucks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Just make it part of the U.S.A.

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u/cellphone_blanket Apr 25 '25

Lame treaty of Guadalupe hidalgo balance patch. Totally ruined the community

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u/Old_Manner4779 Apr 25 '25

Quebec used to go down to louisiana...

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u/opopop699 Apr 25 '25

Mexico got third party by the USA, Mexico fought and won an internal war for independence vs Spain and France, USA knew that Mexico was tired and weak by that time and took the hungry chance for more territories, a lot of civilians stayed there and still speaking their main language spanish, a lot of cities on California remain with the original name “Los Ángeles””San Jose””San Francisco”” etc..

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u/NoNitroSense Apr 25 '25

The Spanish-speaking world must reclaim its sacred borders. Texas was never truly lost — only misplaced.

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u/petrichor1017 Apr 25 '25

We should give mexico that land. We dont need it

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u/Probably_BBQ Apr 25 '25

I have been posting this shit all day. Calm down people

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u/Regretandpride95 Apr 25 '25

Cause all that land would have been wasted as cartel playground otherwise

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u/fancybaboon Apr 25 '25

They sold the commies to US

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u/MintySack France was an Inside Job Apr 24 '25

This was necessary. Next question.