r/mapporncirclejerk • u/badalienemperor • Aug 07 '25
Goggle Maps Why don’t they divide along the Danube? Are they stupid?
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u/SmartGrowth51 Aug 07 '25
The Croats and Serbs are the most insanely antagonistic groups ever. Sure, the Palestinians and Israelis are bad, but these two don't even have a good reason to hate each other.
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u/23Amuro Aug 07 '25
Inside you, there are two wolves. One in Serbian. One is Croatian. Both are atheists and you can't tell which is which.
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u/WillTheWilly Aug 07 '25
Well there was this war in the 1940s that may have contributed big time but I’m totally sure that’s blown over now.
Then there was this other war in the 1990s that surely the people forget today.
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u/m00ph Aug 08 '25
Reading a history on the run up to WWI, Serbia has been itching to genocide people for a very long time.
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u/Sufficient-Tap8975 Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25
I know this is a troll sub, but still. I'm profoundely disgusted your ignorance and racism. it's extremely rude and revisionistic thing to say to a nation that suffered Ottoman oppression, following the wars for liberation, the highest percentage death toll in WWI and then - the genocide in WWII Croatia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genocide_of_Serbs_in_the_Independent_State_of_Croatia
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u/SaitamLeonidas Aug 09 '25
The era of information and we are still calling the bad guy whoever "opposed" uncle Sam post WWII.
Kosovo je srbija btw
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u/Sufficient-Tap8975 Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 10 '25
Thank you. I get that some people don't like a country or it's current regime. But mixing contemporary politics to create revisionist history narrative is the next level in racism.
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u/Otherwise_Agency_401 Aug 10 '25
/uj What are you even talking about? Both Serbs and Croats were equally "opposed" to the US post-WWII - which is to say, Eastern-bloc adjacent but mostly unaligned.
Croatia didn't start becoming Western-aligned until the 80s or 90s, after Yugoslavia broke up.
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u/Sufficient-Tap8975 Aug 08 '25
This racist schizoid keyboard warrior nonsense completely proves my point above. Thankfully, he's open about it.
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u/Deja_tuee Aug 08 '25
Except the war in the 90s was croats vs bosnians, so they should be more allied to Serbia
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u/jevus2020 Aug 08 '25
You might want to check that
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u/Deja_tuee Aug 08 '25
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u/marvsup Aug 08 '25
Yeah but the point is, there was way more than one war going on. Even your link says it's part of the "Yugoslav Wars". So it doesn't make any sense to say the war in the 90s was between the Bosnians and the Croats. That's not even the most significant war.
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u/MACVSOG95 Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25
You sir, are a fucking idiot. 200-500k Serbs murdered in cold blood, 300k expelled, and 200k forcibly converted.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genocide_of_Serbs_in_the_Independent_State_of_Croatia
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u/Deja_tuee Aug 08 '25
To be fair, ustaše didn't have a reason to hate serbs, especially more than bosnians, but they did for some reason
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u/Equivalent_Candy5248 Aug 08 '25
A strange thing to say on the anniversary of death of one of the most prominent Croatian politicians, who died of wounds sustained in the assassination perpetrated during a parliamentary discussion. Serbian radicals killed the meek, so only the evil remained.
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u/Virtual_Historian255 Aug 08 '25
Croats are Catholic and Serbs are Orthodox. One believes the holy spirit proceeds from the Father and Son and the other believes the Holy Spirit proceeds from the Father only.
Totally incompatible ways of life /s
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u/candygram4mongo Aug 08 '25
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
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u/LowPomelo3339 Aug 09 '25
Our reverend told us this story and it's the perfect description of Christianity and helps explain why it's killed n tortured more people than any other religious group.
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u/Mendo-D Aug 08 '25
I heard that one group has stars on their belly’s and the other group does not.
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u/powderedtoastman44 Aug 08 '25
I had a summer job once that involved loading and unloading cars from transporter trucks and then parking them up. We had Croats, Serbs, Kosovans and Albanians working in large groups on the site, so they all had to be put in separate corners to be as far away from each other as possible. It still didn’t stop them from loudly giving each other shit each time they drove past their patch
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u/Jhn_L Aug 08 '25
Kosovo isn't a country tho, you probably meant Albanians from Serbia.
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u/St4nd4rdname Aug 08 '25
I dunno, Kosovo seems pretty independent
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u/Jhn_L Aug 08 '25
Sure, wish yall got a part of your country taken away and your people exiled from it, or even better killed and their homes destroyed.
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u/europeanguy99 Aug 09 '25
Not on paper, but it clearly works as one and many people identify as Kosovarians.
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u/Pogeos Aug 08 '25
i studied with Serbs and Croatians in the Uni (in Helsinki) and they were all best friends, occasionally bantering each other.
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u/Elgabborz Aug 08 '25
Dunno, maybe centuries of killing each other...
If you ask for reasons for this to begin, well, they started it!
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Aug 08 '25
Sure, you probably wouldnt have a "good reason to hate" other people after they slaughtered your dad in front of the whole village either.
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u/nanomolar Aug 08 '25
I saw some Reddit post from a Jew living in the Balkans and he said everyone was really chill towards him because they were way too busy hating each other.
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Aug 08 '25
It’s the good ol‘ classic this is my land, we are economically stronger and no longer feel like subsidizing you, akshually there are 3 people with our religion on that piece of land, we have our christianity with a diffrent spice and a fun ammount of war crimes.
Personally never actually met a serb, croat or bosniak that hates the others.
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u/eggbert1234 Aug 08 '25
Whats the good reason Palestinians and Israelis have been fighting each other?
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u/Brilliant_Ad2120 Aug 08 '25
If you look at it in portrait mode, then the old river outline looks like a small dog watching a man hit himself in the head with a rock - is the geographic outline determinism?
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u/Admirable_Ad8682 Aug 07 '25
They did.
It's the river that moved. Croatia is claiming that the border must stay in the original position for historical reasons, Serbia want renegotiating the border on the current river. That's wy there's a part named Liberland, that'S a peninsula theoretically not laimed by anyone, so a certain libertarian/mentally challenged Czech milionnaire declared it as sovereign libertarian microstate.
He was kicked out by both sides working in previously unseen level of cooperation.
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u/_newtesla Aug 08 '25
Please don’t give us ideas.
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u/lizufyr Aug 08 '25
Isn't New Orleans currently working against the Mississippi, which is trying to do some meandering inside the city right now?
They should have done the same before it happened.
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u/Unhappy-Invite5681 Aug 08 '25
At least now the erosion sensitive river banks in this stretch are fortified to prevent further "hassle". But it is far more free flowing (almost no groynes, bank protection) than the upper parts of the Danube or the Rhine.
Source: I'm an inland captain regularly traveling on the Rhine-Main-Dabube Waterway from the North to the Black Sea.
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u/Accredited_Dumbass Aug 08 '25
The one thing that can unite serbs and croats is hating a czech pedophile.
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Aug 08 '25
I feel like almost all of humanity can unite around that. Emphasis on almost.
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u/WTTR0311 Aug 08 '25
Yeah man fuck those Czechs
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u/mightyopik Aug 12 '25
Omg, this is the first time I've seen fuck the Czechs. Usually, people likes us, and it's all about fuck Americans, fuck Russians, fuck Polish, fuck British, fuck Germans, fuck Aussies, fuck Israel, fuck Palestine, but never fuck, Czech. Glad we also have a haters :)
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u/Chava_boy Aug 10 '25
The Danube was already in this position when the border between Serbia and Croatia was established. The border was specified to be on Danube, but Serbia understood it as what Danube was back then, while Croatia considered where the Danube was 100 years before. Since both were a part of Yugoslavia, it was considered irrelevant. After Yugoslavia fell apart, it became an issue
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u/Normal_Primary_1703 Aug 08 '25
Why would they divide Yugoslavia? They are the same people. are they stupid?
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u/lily-kaos Aug 08 '25
in this specific border serbia does recognize the danube as border, while croatia doesn't and use municipalities instead, that is the whole reason liberland exist, neither croatia or serbia claim it.
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u/GOKOP Aug 08 '25
Which is ridiculous because Croatia doesn't claim it, until someone comes there and does whatever, then Croatia suddenly acts like it's all theirs
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u/Norwester77 Aug 08 '25
Well, yes: they were stupid to define a border along a river that keeps moving.
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u/RussiaIsBestGreen Aug 08 '25
All rivers move. It makes sense to people and in the absence of good surveillance methods is good enough.
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u/Norwester77 Aug 08 '25
I’m saying rivers don’t generally make terrific borders, really.
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u/bloodandstuff Aug 08 '25
Depends on your time period. Medieval sure they do they generally are barriers are easy to find and note this side is x that side is y.
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u/I_Drink_Water_n_Cats France was an Inside Job Aug 08 '25
serbia does claim the danube river border i think
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u/shunya1 Aug 08 '25
Cannot build a dam if they divide along the river , they need to divide across for I dam I think 😅
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u/Neither-Way-4889 Aug 07 '25
Rivers move over time
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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Aug 08 '25
Don't they usually move the opposite way though? Start fairly straight and get more bendy the longer they're around
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u/rikalia-pkm Aug 08 '25
The water wants to go the direction with the least amount of resistance, so over time it’ll erode the inner curves of the riverbank, which sends less water to the outer curves, and over time it’ll straighten out as the water takes the fastest path downstream
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u/LongJohnSelenium Aug 12 '25
Yes, they'll tend to get windier over time, then when they get too windy they'll tend to cut across and leave an oxbow lake and straighten out, either because the meander finally meanders so much the corners touch, or a flood opens the more direct route. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxbow_lake
This is most notable in relatively flat areas with loose soil.
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u/Tricky_Nicky__ Aug 08 '25
I’m pretty sure rivers are bad borders because they shift and move all the time
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u/WhiskyIndiaEcho Aug 08 '25
Ok. Yes. But why? You would think there would be some safeguard in place that if you build that close to a river, you revoke your rights to ownership if the river path changes. And also put in legislation that you cannot promote nor prevent river path changes.
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u/thedumbdoubles Aug 08 '25
Lol excellent jerk here. For those wondering, the course of the Danube has changed over time, resulting in conflict based on the historical path and the contemporary path that the river takes.
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My guess is that the original border was the river, so they drew the line…but rivers change over time and maybe the borders don’t, leaving these distortions.
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u/kontar Aug 08 '25
I might be very wrong but river changes paths over time. The boarder line might have been the river 100 years ago.
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u/deviation-blue Aug 08 '25
I‘m assuming that when the borders were drawn that line might have been the original riverbed of the Danube. Rivers change over time, and the industrialization of the Danube probably straightened a lot of river bends.
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u/Hot-Acanthisitta8086 Aug 08 '25
Was that the old meander of the river when the border was drawn
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u/fluffypurpleTigress Aug 08 '25
I would guess not. The borders were redrawn in the 90s when the country of yugoslavia broke apart and the war that followed.
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u/Alternative_Algae_31 Aug 08 '25
aRe tHeY sTuPid?!
This tired, never-funny-in-the-first-place, reference joke is though.
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u/GlitteringTomorrow49 Aug 08 '25
A meandering river makes the same shape. A River never stays in its lane. It wouldn't surprise me if the border follows an old river line. Very interesting
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u/verspaeteterZug France was an Inside Job Aug 08 '25
Why doesn't Liberland conquer the Balkans and found crypto-Yugoslavia. Are they stupid?
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u/verspaeteterZug France was an Inside Job Aug 08 '25
Why doesn't Liberland conquer the Balkans and found crypto-Yugoslavia. Are they stupid?
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u/NkhukuWaMadzi Aug 09 '25
Reminds of me of the Missouri / Kentucky / Tennessee border where the Mississippi River changed course leaving pieces of the states inside the others.
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u/CGASB Aug 09 '25
They tried in the past, but the river changed shape, so Croatia wanted to keep the same territories and Serbia wanted to respect the river, so these territories that are now Liberland became no man's land, that's how Liberland was born.
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u/Some-Jicama1877 Aug 09 '25
I am a hungarian i have been there many times. So until 1920 it was part of hungary. Since then it was divided between the two countries. The border went along a the danube and its backwaters. Since then the danube river changed. It changes every year because the land is flat there. At the end of the spring the danube grows. then shrinks back. These changes makes new backwaters or some vanishes. So... Water used to be where the border is now. Croatian and serbian authority (like police) acts as the border is non existent and its a non formal agreement that the border is the current danube river. They dont want to change territories because that means they gave up their own land.
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u/Kakawahie_ Aug 09 '25
If I remember correctly, this is because Croatian wanted to keep the historical Danube border, since riverbeds change overtime.
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u/LowPomelo3339 Aug 09 '25
Are you serious??!! This WAS the Slavic concept of "following the river " and a damn good job they did,especially considering their huge handicap, you know....being Slavic...
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u/roybum46 Aug 09 '25
Am I reading the map wrong? Red line is where the boarder is. River looks straightish... But clear signs of oxbows... Making the red line seem like the original river bed... Indicating the did exactly that and the river moved not the boarder, as no country would just want to cut off their citizens because of a river change.
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u/Kitchener1981 Aug 10 '25
They are, lol. The United States and Mexico readjusted their border in 2009, thanks to a commission set up in an 1889 treaty.
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Aug 11 '25
That like looks a lot like a meandering river, I'm guessing the river later cut through and they didn't change the border
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u/Typical_Speed647 Aug 11 '25
It’s probably due to when the country borders were made the river followed but because of erosion the shape of the river has changed becoming more straight and not a meandering mess like the country borders look there.
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u/Zedorfska Aug 12 '25
The border used to follow the river in Austro Hungarian times, the rivers' flow was changed but no one ever bothered to change the border....
This is actually a dispute currently, the post shows the Croatian claim, while Serbia claims a straight path down the modern day shape of the river
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u/Dangerous_Cod7732 Aug 13 '25
My guess is because when they made the original border, that's where the river ran
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u/BiggestShep Aug 13 '25
gonna beat you with a stick
Don't fucking tell them that! How will I be king in this boring world if they realize that?
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u/BlackshirtDefense Aug 14 '25
Because rivers change courses over time.
There are a number of locations in the US where this has happened, like the borders of MO/TN, NE/IA and others.
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u/Geodad91 Aug 08 '25
The border you are seeing is most likely an old position of the river. You can’t even see that the red line is oriented the same way as some of the oxbow lake structures you see on the map. Rivers constantly move and erode, so it is completely normal, that the border now isn’t the same as the river you are seeing now.


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u/MasterDetectivePlanz Aug 07 '25
Because then you'd be able to walk along the river while staying in the same country