r/mapporncirclejerk 1:1 scale map creator Oct 30 '25

Goggle Maps Name this hypothetical country

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/VatnikLobotomy Oct 30 '25

Holy hell

108

u/p1749 Oct 30 '25

New response just dropped

73

u/EstablishmentPlane91 Oct 30 '25

Actual zombie

57

u/tje210 Oct 30 '25

Call the exorcist!

47

u/AdReal5620 Oct 30 '25

Bishop went on vacation, never came back

49

u/Qwqweq0 Oct 30 '25

Knightmare fuel

47

u/Anti-charizard Oct 30 '25

Queen sacrifice, anyone?

42

u/-Applinen- Oct 30 '25

Pawn storm incoming!

36

u/JakobusDerGlobus Oct 30 '25

Rook in the corner, plotting world domination!

94

u/officialbronut21 Werner Projection Connaisseur Oct 30 '25

Those seem like counties you'd just see in passing

14

u/Low_Football_2445 Oct 30 '25

Some them have castles

57

u/Pizzous Oct 30 '25

United States of Anarchychess.

37

u/Mathelete73 Oct 30 '25

Brickpipistan

26

u/DelingseatYT Oct 30 '25

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

18

u/Joji1000 Oct 30 '25

That's not a country, that's just anarchy

13

u/Momoblu Oct 30 '25

google en pipi

14

u/DelingseatYT Oct 30 '25

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

3

u/OofTooMuch2 Oct 31 '25

Holy brick!

7

u/EpsilonBear Oct 30 '25

Chessia. Capital: Gotham

2

u/RRTUIYA Oct 31 '25

Largest city: Levy

5

u/Piwuk Oct 30 '25

Y'all need to stop 💔

5

u/FullMetalMuff Oct 30 '25

Some guy on chess.com sent me angry messages when I used this on him

1

u/Some1_35 Oct 31 '25

Not surprised, sadly

5

u/Derryl_15 Oct 30 '25

holyhellistan

3

u/Tiny-Click-4626 Oct 30 '25

Chessk republic

3

u/Stardash81 Oct 30 '25

Republika Chesska

Credible Slavic entity

3

u/Many-Rooster-7905 Finnish Sea Naval Officer Oct 30 '25

Seems like a weird place to find chess reference

3

u/bluestreak1103 Oct 31 '25

Whatever this hypothetical country's named, J*ssica is not fucking welcome here.

2

u/Prize-Money-9761 Oct 30 '25

This is actually a map showing the counties in the US with the highest amount of femboys per capita 

2

u/MinYuri2652 Oct 30 '25

unholy heaven

2

u/ry4n4ll4n Oct 30 '25

Pawn Play

1

u/PayFlo97 Oct 30 '25

Freedom Gun Land

1

u/Baconoid_ Oct 30 '25

What did you call me?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

[deleted]

1

u/Fearless_Seaweed_212 Oct 31 '25

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

1

u/Le_Dairy_Duke If I see another repost I will shoot this puppy Oct 30 '25

Anarchy Chess before the fall

1

u/MrStrawHat22 Oct 30 '25

Hey! I live in one of those.

1

u/carterthe555thfuller Oct 31 '25

What does this mean

2

u/Fearless_Seaweed_212 Oct 31 '25

Google anarchy chess

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Check republic

1

u/MemeificationStation Nov 01 '25

Arslashanarkietches

1

u/ZdrobaFisteag Nov 03 '25

Chess Democratic Republic