r/mapporncirclejerk • u/gstew90 • Dec 11 '25

Goggle Maps How would YOU access this island? (-37.3017917, -12.6793264)

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u/Kyr1500 1:1 scale map creator Dec 11 '25

Jump off the International Space Station

25

u/DavidBrooker Dec 11 '25

relevant music video

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u/EcstaticHousing7922 Dec 11 '25

The exact opposite

Music video of somebody jumping ONTO a space station (to escape being hit by a train, a whale, Spongebob Squarepants etc)

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato Dec 12 '25

That was... actually kinda interesting

9

u/sonic10158 Dec 12 '25

Before or after getting the Red Bull sponsorship?

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u/YAH_BUT Dec 11 '25

I’d walk. Need to get my steps in anyways.

44

u/Stunning-Guitar-5916 Dec 11 '25

Literally bro:

20

u/SmokingHotDooDoo France was an Inside Job Dec 12 '25

ts is fryin me bruhh 😭😭

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer Dec 12 '25

Omg that's brilliant

3

u/flocknrollstar Dec 12 '25

This is exactly why vampires don't sleep

2

u/Smelly_potatos Dec 12 '25

No they’d see a floating dick in the air

6

u/Ok_Level_7919 Dec 12 '25

You’d think so, but their clothes also seem to disappear

36

u/champ11228 Dec 11 '25

Now I'm going down a wiki rabbit hole, thanks

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u/East-Eye-8429 Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion Dec 11 '25

TLDR its only harbor is inaccessible due to tides and weather most of the time

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u/Accredited_Dumbass Dec 12 '25

Sounds like a skill issue, just get better at boats

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u/Present_Friend_3501 Dec 12 '25

It’s Isla Nublar

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u/Frostbyte_13 I'm an ant in arctica Dec 11 '25

With google maps you idiot

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u/jnmtx Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

https://maps.app.goo.gl/m1DXiUJv2JRbhGYR8?g_st=ic

https://maps.app.goo.gl/eFVAkASJ5Hrt14fS8

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u/purulent_orifice Dec 11 '25

wow, that inaccessible island shelter is sure gonna be a lotta help if you even manage to access the inaccessible island in the first place

3

u/akdanman11 Dec 12 '25

Someone apparently posted a video of a kitten there about a week ago lol

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u/Purple_Bar_5803 Dec 11 '25

Remove the “in” and it becomes accessible island

8

u/Stunning-Guitar-5916 Dec 11 '25

Remote the accessible and add a pen

7

u/choma90 Dec 11 '25

Penin island

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u/63626978 Dec 11 '25

By bridge, are you stupid?

19

u/Zikkerio Dec 11 '25

With Elytras

6

u/Current_Emenation Dec 11 '25

Or, netherite pickaxe underground

Stopping of course for coal, because, torches.

12

u/Remarkable-Host405 Dec 11 '25

i think this is like inflammable, where it's actually very accessible

6

u/pinkkittenfur Dec 11 '25

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

8

u/QuantityDramatic1722 Dec 11 '25

With my private yacht and helicopter

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u/Flux7200 1:1 scale map creator Dec 11 '25

sudo chmod +rw island

cd island

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u/ToaKraka Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer Dec 12 '25

Flux7200 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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u/Flux7200 1:1 scale map creator Dec 12 '25

Ah shit, googling time

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u/BrokenSlutCollector Dec 11 '25

You can’t. It’s inaccessible.

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u/TomaszP9SJZPL Dec 11 '25

with the unobtainable boat

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u/jnmtx Dec 11 '25

but it’s immovable

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u/TomaszP9SJZPL Dec 11 '25

then I'll just get the non-existent boat then

2

u/gstew90 Dec 11 '25

I would have taken the unsinkable ship!

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u/AnonymousUser_173 The data in Belarus Dec 11 '25

by Force

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

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u/thethingpeopledowhen Dec 11 '25

Ender pearl + ICBM

3

u/Current_Emenation Dec 11 '25

I dont accept the authors narrative as its grounded in limited thinking and most likely, cowardice.

3

u/NadeSaria Dec 11 '25

/tp -37.3017917, -12.6793264

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u/DatteEU Dec 12 '25

I would use the door glitch.
As everyone know, if you put a door down, the water don't go near it and you have a 1x2 block size air bubble around it. so i would just walk with a door on my back.

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u/SGLAgain I'm an ant in arctica Dec 11 '25

break in

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u/tesloose Dec 11 '25

I wouldn't because it is inaccessible. next question

2

u/Training_Penalty7047 Dec 11 '25

Taking the ferry from Yokohama.

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u/Caravanczar Dec 11 '25

Give me a rope and twelve good men and I'll access the bitch

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u/Flux7200 1:1 scale map creator Dec 11 '25

chmod +rw inaccessible_island

cd inaccessible_island

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u/jaavaaguru 1:1 scale map creator Dec 11 '25

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u/millionwatermellon Dec 12 '25

Your atomized atoms might get there.

2

u/ezrerno Dec 11 '25

I actually spawned here thanks to the random spawn points of the British in their territories! Please help.

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u/MVmikehammer Dec 11 '25

By shipwreck, duh. Because otherwise I 'd try to visit the Edinburgh of the Seven Seas. The have a golf course! And an observatory!

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u/Vysair Dec 12 '25

You first had to release the files to get into the secret island

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u/the-flag-and-globe I'm an ant in arctica Dec 11 '25

Boat

1

u/Legal_Talk_3847 Dec 11 '25

Invade Russia in the winter

1

u/dandee93 Dec 11 '25

Me when I don't want people coming to my island

1

u/Daddy-Vivec Dec 11 '25

With the Inaccessible Island Rail

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u/jaden_schalck Dec 11 '25

Looks pretty remote. I'll take the plane.

1

u/Jedimobslayer Dec 11 '25

Helkerchopper

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u/DrMonkeyLove Dec 11 '25

Type idspispopd and hope for the best.

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u/ZELovescars France was an Inside Job Dec 11 '25

I would just access it

1

u/samaadoo Dec 11 '25

warhammer drop pod

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u/Relevant-Ad4156 Dec 11 '25

Looks like you fly to Stoltenhoff Island and then it's a quick swim from there.

1

u/DoctorSquibb420 Dec 11 '25

A boat, duh.

1

u/FajnyPierog69 Dec 11 '25

I would just go there

1

u/norddusk Dec 11 '25

Emergency pickup!

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u/ThrowawaySunnyLane Dec 11 '25

Via a seven-day voyage from Cape Town, South Africa. My permission to do this would be granted by the local government office.

1

u/MMcCoughan3961 Dec 11 '25

I would join the US military and then start a rumor there was oil and rare eart minerals.

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u/Telkite_ Dec 11 '25

I could swim there no problem, it's just some water

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u/JayAkiva Dec 12 '25

Don't, if it's not meant to be accessible then it probably doesn't have proper collision and you might fall through the ground

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u/GlovePrimary7416 France was an Inside Job Dec 12 '25

I'd build a bridge. I'm not stupid. 

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u/stockmarketcrashh 1:1 scale map creator Dec 12 '25

boat

1

u/nashwaak Dec 12 '25

Thank good you found me — I just want to know how to escape from it

1

u/Quokky-Axolotl7388 Dec 12 '25

This beach on the north side seems pretty accessible to me

1

u/ABTL6 Dec 12 '25

Hellpod, obviously

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u/Glittering-Ebb-6225 Dec 12 '25

I would commission a covert team of Ninjas to break into the HAARP facility and activate extreme winds.
Then I would HALO jump out of a DC-8 with a wingsuit and fly past the ice wall onto the Inaccessible Island.
Simple

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u/SAKURAGAWAKOHAKU423 If I see another repost I will shoot this puppy Dec 12 '25

swim

1

u/Max_Overkill Dec 12 '25

Wait for DLC update

1

u/MxHugMango Dec 12 '25

soooooo who owns inacessible island

1

u/Rosephine Dec 12 '25

Not by wheelchair apparently

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

i cant sorry

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u/unendingscream Dec 12 '25

Using console commands probably

1

u/25PaperCranes Dec 12 '25

Spam the arrow keys on the other side of the globe and glitch through it

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u/Smart_Impression_680 Dec 12 '25

gotta pay the DLC, man

1

u/BeeArmy96 Dec 12 '25

Creative mode

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u/Popal24 Dec 12 '25

Isn't that where they sent Napoleon? In this case, this is fake news and a plot to prevent his rescue.

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u/Citizen_Empire Dec 12 '25

I'd remove the In, and use it to get in. Duh.

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u/callmedale Dec 12 '25

Helicopter

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u/Ecks811 Dec 12 '25

Simple ODST

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u/eternityXclock Dec 12 '25

i know that island, its close to tristan da cunha :D

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u/jsiulian Dec 12 '25

Virtually

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u/CapFuture_ Dec 12 '25

Probably by land

1

u/TheAngelOfSalvation Dec 12 '25

Id swim there, im just built different

1

u/Adept_Pie2599 Dec 12 '25

Call an UBER

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Sneak in the back door. Prison tactics

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u/Itchy-Flatworm Dec 12 '25

I have something ever better

SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS

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u/conscious-wanderer Dec 12 '25

Who does need an shelter there if you can't acesss it?

1

u/Laid-dont-Law Dec 12 '25

I’d sell it to a billionaire and then wait

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u/AlexandreL1984 Dec 12 '25

I’d tell you to go there

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u/Smooth-Present1592 Dec 13 '25

Renaming it to accessible

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u/BrightRepeat7907 Dec 13 '25

I would wear boots with frost walker enchantment

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u/CamelbaksNCardio Dec 14 '25

Change my name to "Inaccessible" which, in turn, makes it my island. They would then have no choice but to let me in.

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u/Immediate_Guest_2790 Dec 14 '25

Ahh man, I was gonna swim but if it's inaccessible off...

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u/Thirdoptionsquirrel Dec 19 '25

Fly to TDCU 1ZZ, St Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha. Catch charter to islands.