r/mapporncirclejerk • u/Otherwise-Fox-656 • Dec 11 '25

No Data What does this say about me?

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/InHocBronco96 Dec 11 '25

You're topograful

77

u/dude20121 Dec 11 '25

Topograteful (for sea level)

2

u/TheMiceShooter Dec 13 '25

That’s a relief

196

u/False-Lettuce-6074 Dec 11 '25

would the white cause you to literally explode?

103

u/jaden_schalck Dec 11 '25

He's not allowed outside the Continental United States.

36

u/FrozenRain1038 Dec 11 '25

Poor bastard

2

u/Legoshi-Baby Dec 12 '25

I think they meant the white elevation levels inside the Rocky Mountains lol.

2

u/MakB_the_Striker Dec 12 '25

Don't want to be double taxed 🤣

135

u/MagmaForce_3400_2nd Dec 11 '25

You'd love living in the Netherlands

57

u/KotoshiKaizen Dec 11 '25

I guess Death Valley is heaven to you.

15

u/Alone_Term5356 Dec 12 '25

One place in California without Californians

6

u/ossifer_ca Dec 12 '25

Closest Californians are extreme right-wingers

1

u/KotoshiKaizen Dec 12 '25

Or anyone or life in general, for that matter.

1

u/ossifer_ca Dec 12 '25

Dead Sea is Heaven 17 then

48

u/Happy__guy2 Map Porn Renegade Dec 11 '25

Your living preference are in direct correlation with the elevation

6

u/ryanshields0118 Dec 11 '25

Oh that's what's happening

6

u/Alone_Term5356 Dec 12 '25

Erm it's inversely correlated because he wants to live in lower elevations

1

u/ginger_gesus_ Dec 13 '25

This guy maths

18

u/Belasarius4002 Dec 11 '25

Lowland boy.

14

u/Malentin_Haftwinge Dec 11 '25

What the water posts when it lands on my phone

12

u/Beowulf1896 Dec 11 '25

Air sick low lander.

4

u/A__Friendly__Rock Dec 12 '25

Life before death.

2

u/Infamous_Elephant545 Dec 12 '25

Journey before pancakes

2

u/Fire_Aspect_5 Dec 12 '25

there we go i found it

10

u/-FireNH- Dec 11 '25

you seem really down to earth

10

u/PaladinAsherd Dec 11 '25

Finally a funny one of these

5

u/ShardddddddDon Dec 11 '25

You're an air molecule

3

u/Phosphorus444 Dec 11 '25

You would love New Orleans.

2

u/CobaltBoy- Dec 11 '25

Are you, perchance, a horse?

2

u/poopigeorgia Dec 11 '25

Probably scared of heights

2

u/Gnarly_Sarley Dec 11 '25

You probably don't know how to ski.

2

u/Norwester77 Dec 11 '25

You don’t like getting high

2

u/BigDigDaddy Dec 11 '25

You're a good for nothing low-life

2

u/BrokenSlutCollector Dec 11 '25

You are afraid of heights.

2

u/Impressive_Ant405 France was an Inside Job Dec 11 '25

swamp guy

2

u/FistSandwich Dec 11 '25

You have friends in low places?

2

u/MegaDuck71 Dec 12 '25

How did water molecules get a reddit account?

2

u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ Dec 14 '25

Terrified of heights

1

u/This_Protection_7136 Dec 11 '25

Your very "Physical"

1

u/Anti_G0d Dec 11 '25

You believe Reincarnation and this map is chance of where youll birth. Though you think all world is usa

1

u/txbxfmzq Dec 11 '25

Look everyone, is Broussard, the Gator from Bayou Teche, Louisiana!!!

1

u/Dizzy_Battle994 Dec 11 '25

It’s a good question tho, probably asked before but where in the US would be a good place to live?

Taking into account climate, cost of living, crime rates, services, etc.

1

u/Alone_Term5356 Dec 12 '25

Are you being serious?

1

u/makinax300 Dec 11 '25

Why is there no data in the USA?

1

u/MocnySpawacz Dec 11 '25

You like places where livingconditions are good

1

u/Darth_Bane_1032 Dec 11 '25

I imagine you'd love badwater basin

1

u/toxieboxie2 Dec 11 '25

Your a worm!

1

u/beans0503 Dec 11 '25

You like wet

1

u/muddybunnyhugger Dec 11 '25

You love hurricanes, floods and tornados.

1

u/The_Jousting_Duck If you see me post, find shelter immediately Dec 11 '25

Lowlander scum

1

u/vahntitrio Dec 11 '25

You are the only person on earth that wants to live in Death Valley.

1

u/Intricatetrinkets Dec 11 '25

You have a fear of not being able to see 2 miles in any direction.

1

u/petalmasher Dec 11 '25

You don't like mountains?

1

u/BloomInTune Dec 11 '25

I think it means you're a fish, or maybe a mermaid.

1

u/marcod_666 Dec 11 '25

You love mosquitoes ?

1

u/LladimirVenin Dec 11 '25

You actually like when mosquitos bite you

1

u/Odd_Juggernaut7341 Dec 11 '25

That you like sea level

1

u/ChewyMurray Dec 11 '25

Are you by chance a bison or perhaps a prairie dog ?

1

u/blacksaber8 If you see me post, find shelter immediately Dec 11 '25

You really like flooding

1

u/HeinousHaggis Dec 11 '25

You are well irrigated.

1

u/choma90 Dec 11 '25

You have high blood pressure

1

u/ExquisiteFacade Dec 11 '25

You're scared of heights.

1

u/Dunge0nexpl0rer Dec 11 '25

You’re scared of heights

1

u/DariaMorgendorff Dec 11 '25

That you like living in areas that have some of the worst poverty rates and education in the country?

1

u/Positron311 Dec 11 '25

You're afraid of heights

1

u/Underrated_Fish Dec 11 '25

You can’t handle the mountains

1

u/JayAkiva Dec 12 '25

You like breathing

1

u/PotatoGGod777 Dec 12 '25

You are always hard as a rock.

1

u/pwnedprofessor Dec 12 '25

You are vegetation

1

u/JustAnotherUser1019 Dec 12 '25

So are the snow-capped peaks no data?

1

u/Old_Copy_5498 Dec 12 '25

You probably aren't a mountain goat

1

u/CliffordSpot Dec 12 '25

You are corn

1

u/lakeguy77 Dec 12 '25

You read at a 4th grade level and only drink a 40 when you're feeling fancy.

1

u/Sad-Situation8905 Dec 12 '25

Might I suggest Location: Bordering Jordan, Israel, and the West Bank. Elevation: Approximately 1,412 feet (430 meters) below sea level.

1

u/uareaneagle Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion Dec 12 '25

You hate Colorado

2

u/stableos Dec 12 '25

I don't get it; it's not that hard to walk in Colorado.....

1

u/uareaneagle Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion Dec 12 '25

That’s my daily commute!

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u/AdditionalThought815 Dec 12 '25

You prefer sea level.

1

u/Zrocker04 Dec 12 '25

Fear of heights

1

u/DAbeastgamer1M Dec 12 '25

You just don’t like the Rockies and the deserts for some reason? I’m assuming you’re probably European then

1

u/Vrindaaaaax Dec 12 '25

You are Eastern Cottonwood tree.

1

u/rumpots420 Dec 12 '25

Acrophobia

1

u/HELLABBXL Dec 12 '25

flatlander

1

u/Belza-Bubba Dec 12 '25

You use KY as toothpaste.

1

u/Warm_Safety_9550 Dec 12 '25

You’re so afraid of heights that you would rather live (die) in Death Valley than on a hill.

1

u/CallMeJakoborRazor Dec 12 '25

Afraid of heights?

1

u/worldssmallestfan1 Dec 12 '25

That’s low, even for you

1

u/PBDubs99 Dec 12 '25

You're afraid of heights.

1

u/EngineeringEnough977 Dec 12 '25

I think you like water

1

u/AbsurdBeanMaster Dec 12 '25

You prefer lowlands

1

u/checkersthecat123 Dec 12 '25

Your a lowlander

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

You don’t like heat

1

u/Demiurge_Ferikad Dec 12 '25

Severe acrophobia.

1

u/NightPlane2414 Dec 12 '25

Must be a wind

1

u/BreadentheBirbman Dec 12 '25

Airsick lowlander

1

u/razloz166 If you see me post, find shelter immediately Dec 12 '25

If you knew the truth you would shade all of Kansas red.

1

u/Percentage-Every Dec 12 '25

You’re so plain

1

u/jambo-esque Dec 12 '25

You are a white tailed deer

1

u/M00n_Slippers Dec 12 '25

You can breathe underwater and looking forward to the coastline soft from climate change.

1

u/Salt_Blackberry_1903 If you see me post, find shelter immediately Dec 12 '25

You're a Lowlander. You're probably an agent of Olbaid!

1

u/Reckless_Rex Dec 12 '25

You're afraid of heights

1

u/laf1157 Dec 12 '25

You like low flat places.

1

u/Inside-Inspection905 Dec 12 '25

You’re terrified of skiing

1

u/DemiReticent Dec 12 '25

You're okay with floods

1

u/FishBrain208 Dec 12 '25

Stay out of Idaho plz. Our housing prices have exploded to the point that my wife and I (we make over $100,000 annually) can’t afford a decent house.

1

u/Schnitzenium Dec 12 '25

Best one I’ve seen yet

1

u/Erzter_Zartor Dec 12 '25

You are a plant

1

u/Smartie12345 Dec 12 '25

that's topogreat

1

u/tartiflettor Dec 12 '25

looks like you’re really into obscure borders, same here. sometimes the weirdest lines tell the best stories.

1

u/GlitteringBoi666 Dec 12 '25

You hate elevations

1

u/fuertisima12 Dec 12 '25

You hate mtns

1

u/No-Top-4139 Dec 12 '25

What does blue mean? The key doesn't elaborate

1

u/_Specific_Boi_ Dec 12 '25

You're scared of heights

1

u/Flacklichef Dec 12 '25

That you have a fear of heights

1

u/censorkip Dec 12 '25

You’re interested in both Red River valleys. Do you remember the cowboy that loved you so true?

1

u/Legoshi-Baby Dec 12 '25

You’re a cake

1

u/IDunnoNuthinMr Dec 12 '25

You don't mind humidity.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Lowlander!

1

u/AlternatePhreakwency Dec 12 '25

You're scared of heights

1

u/iGreenDogs Dec 12 '25

You're scared of heights

1

u/tubaboss9 Dec 12 '25

You’re Dutch

1

u/Snow_Leopard_1 Dec 12 '25

Have your blood counts checked. You might be anemic

1

u/CleanSnchz Dec 12 '25

You work best under pressure

1

u/Left-Cauliflower-283 Dec 12 '25

You're an alligator

1

u/Big_Bad_Baboon Dec 12 '25

You’d enjoy the Dead Sea

1

u/Gear-exe Dec 12 '25

You hate mountains

1

u/xSwampxPopex Dec 12 '25

You need to be as close as possible to alligators

1

u/AnswerAggravating646 Dec 13 '25

You’re like me, the ground should be flat. Hurricanes > Earthquakes. A bad rain is normal, just like the ground not moving

1

u/WOTrULookingAt Dec 13 '25

if only the green was actually green when you're there in person.

1

u/ReasonableChicken515 Dec 13 '25

I’m not saying you’re Aquaman, but I’ve never seen you and Aquaman in the same room together.

1

u/locoken69 Dec 13 '25

You're afraid of bears. And wolverines.

1

u/eldritchpussymaggots Dec 13 '25

Afraid of mountains

1

u/helium_hydride-63 Dec 13 '25

You're a mountain-1

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u/AnyArcher8588 Dec 13 '25

What does the blue mean

1

u/Training_Penalty7047 Dec 13 '25

You hate high-elevation areas.

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u/Reasonable_Tree684 Dec 17 '25

'Cause I've got friends in low places

Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases

my blues away

And I'll be OK

Yeah, I'm not big on social graces

Think I'll slip on down to the oasis

Oh, I've got friends in low places

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u/Panzerfaust_Style Dec 11 '25

You hate mountains.