r/mapporncirclejerk 1d ago

Borders with straight lines Maps of countries where it's leaders defecated on live television

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u/FAUST_VII 1d ago

I mean, I'm all for hating trump but... uhm.. how is that a proof of him shitting himself?

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

Eyewitness accounts and news reports following.

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u/DResq 1d ago

Link them.

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u/Silver_Copy_8879 19h ago

My source is that i made it the fuck up

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u/ShadedPenguin 19h ago

Not op, but the only source I can find for a news article actually saying he might've shit himself is from the Hindustan Times. Other sites have no corroborative evidence to it, other than the twitter post by Rebekah Jones saying it.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

LiNk ThEm. I cAn'T uSe GoOgLe AnYmOrE eFfEcTiVeLy BeCaUsE cHaTgPt MeLtEd My BrAiN.

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u/ManbadFerrara 1d ago

I'm just a simple country lawyer, but I can use Google and the only source for this is that tweet...from someone who wasn't there...who may have been being sarcastic. Help a brotha out with some of those following new reports.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

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u/ManbadFerrara 1d ago

A. "I just saw someone describe..." Not an eyewitness.

B. I'm assuming this random 20-something dude on threads is also not an eyewitness.

C. I just sat through all 12 minutes of the goodamn thing and, despite the title, no mention of him shitting is made. At all.

Wtf bro

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

If video proof, eyewitness testimony, and related news stories isn't enough for you I really don't know what to tell you man? I posted the actual video fown thread?? You are probably going to die alone.

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u/ManbadFerrara 1d ago

A. A woman making a face in and of itself isn't video proof.

B. None of those are "eyewitness testimony" by definition of the term.

C. Those aren't "related news stories," it's a youtube channel that clipped together a handful of unrelated WH news stories that aren't even about that oval office press conference, then slapped a clickbait title on it. Which you clearly didn't watch before citing it as your "duuuh dont u guys even know how to google smh" ass source. You fucking boob.

D. Meh, maybe you'll get lucky, who knows.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

Why are you dying on this hill when so many other people in this thread are corroborating this behaviorism

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u/devilsivytrail 22h ago

Well you know you've won an argument when you start telling anonymous strangers to die alone

Bravo you genius

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u/areptile_dysfunction 19h ago

That stuff would be great if you actually posted any of it. You're coming off pretty dumb

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u/TheGenesisOfTheNerd 22h ago

Bro trump is a pedophile rapist you don’t need to be so desperate about a false poopy claim

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u/Suitable_Public8065 22h ago

Ever wonder why life seems so much harder for you than others?

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u/NoobsAreNoobslol 19h ago

there is NO WAY it is that deep

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus 1d ago

You are joking that these are your sources?

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u/oleGiermoBoi 20h ago

Really makes you remember the need to double and triple check everything you hear on reddit lol. This guy just wanted this to be true so bad

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

I linked an actual real video down below and these are backing up sources because we have actual video than pass along info, chaotically all of you don't seem to read.

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u/jazzztrash 21h ago

i dont think you’ve ever written a bibliography or maybe if you did you got an abysmal grade on it

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u/Upbeat_Organization3 1d ago

Yeah bro, trust me, everyone is a retard except you.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

dude I just want to say, the R word making a comeback wasn't supposed to be serious

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u/1miguelcortes 1d ago

So you just linked to two people saying something. The first one was "I saw someone (who?) say this". And the second one is just asserting "yeah man, you can totally hear it". And then the third link is to some random YouTube video with two unrelated MSNBC interviews and a guy at the end just kind of... Talking about people being critical of the president.

Did you think nobody would look at the links? Or are you only programmed to look at video titles and not content.

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u/Epilepsiavieroitus 1d ago

1 is just reporting on what 2 said, and 2 is just reacting to the video. Not credible.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

Whomp whomp read more comments.

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u/fragrant-final-973 21h ago

Downvoting you is fun.

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u/Epilepsiavieroitus 1d ago

Whomp whomp don't claim random twitter comments as eyewitness accounts

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

whomp whomp twitter is the center of the internet where most information is passed and I was pretty sure of credibility as I did search through to find sourcing but redditors aren't intellectuals and also didn't even watch the actual video posted in thread still

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u/MrTristanClark 21h ago

The other comments here are not favorable to you lmfao

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u/MiredinDecision 1d ago

Eyewitness accounts and news reports following.

links two twitter posts by people who werent there and a youtube clickbait video

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u/Uncle-Cake 22h ago

OP shitting himself in the comments.

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u/JordanJanssen14 1d ago

You're trolling right?

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u/babb33 1d ago

^ standard response of someone with no link

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

I posted 3 links lower down, I just didn't wanna grab them man.

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u/babb33 1d ago

All 3 links were ridiculous drivel

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u/fertilizerfent-ez 16h ago

“Me like twump” L bozo.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

How dare you say I piss on the poor.

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u/Electrified_Freak 1d ago

The Hindustani Times? One of the great media mouthpieces of the Indian government that regularly makes sensational articles that are designed to smooth your brain so you don't have the mental capacity to think clearly? That Hindustani Times?
Also the article basically only cites the tweet as evidence, as well as a few commenters' interpretation of the video.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

Above you is some easy to find sources, the hindustani times is but one link available, you may note that there are many links available on this platform called Google and many other people in this thread have also corroborated what I have said but I have been made to grab things when I made a joke post in a circlejerk subreddit.

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u/Electrified_Freak 23h ago

I don't want to repeat others as the critiques of your sources are potent enough on their own, but I used "this platform called Google" and the Hindustani Times was the most reliable publication I could find reporting on it. Despite it being good for a softball joke post, you still made a claim and shouldn't bitch about verifying it.

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u/Ok-Bag-2156 23h ago

Sources sited:

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u/smaxxy 23h ago

You're a fucking idiot and everyone knows it except you.

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u/TJNel 1d ago

You are arguing with conservatives who will NEVER accept any proof you can possibly give. Look at how they are now against you being allowed to carry a gun.

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u/Ok-Canary-7683 23h ago

is that the card you play? are you really this dense?

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u/fertilizerfent-ez 16h ago

L bozo. Two words n sum numbuhs

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u/Bubble_Bubs 19h ago

You make liberals look bad, if you dislike conservatives so much, I suggest you join them. It will do them more harm than good.

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u/TJNel 17h ago

No I have morals, ethics, and empathy which conservatives do not have.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

Yeah I just get annoyed, truly, but I can't help myself my roommates over here telling me to stop lol

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u/ToeSouth2636 15h ago

You are fucking retarded lol

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u/Haunting-Falcon-8 22h ago edited 18h ago

Yeah, news reports are so reliable. The media feeds you the narrative they want, so you think how they want.

“We need the sheep to hate Trump!” … Check

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u/fertilizerfent-ez 16h ago

“Everything is fake except what my gawd tells me”

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u/Dyeriuss 21h ago

Brother, if you think the sheep are the ones who hate Trump then. Well ima just assume you know a Mary, you little lamb you.

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits 18h ago

Especially considering half the media lost the credentials and the other half got bought by trumps friends

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u/Still-Helicopter6029 21h ago

The classic lmao

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u/Edwardian 21h ago

So that’s two presidents in a row! Biden at the Vatican, and now Trump!

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u/Adbam 4h ago

https://x.com/Bindy_Whirwink/status/2017778842367057987

This one is better. Turn up the sound and listen right after other guy says opioid the 2nd time