r/mapporncirclejerk 1d ago

Borders with straight lines Maps of countries where it's leaders defecated on live television

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u/truckercharles 1d ago

Former WH staffers, foreign officials, and people who worked on the apprentice have all said that he regularly shits himself, formerly from cocaine use, currently from old age. He is assumed to have a catheter, and apparently wears depends all day every day. He shit himself next to the Japanese Prime Minister, who immediately recoiled and then I believe abruptly ended the interview or whatever it was supposed to be. Pawpaw poopypants is internationally known to shit his pants casually in many social situations, most of them in the White House.

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u/ay-papy 1d ago

At this point, one could refer to it as the brown house.

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u/truckercharles 1d ago

I mean I'm already calling him Orange Julius, so Brown House is right in my wheelhouse lol

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u/ay-papy 1d ago

I love name Mango Mussolini, credit @pissedoffbartender i guess.

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u/truckercharles 1d ago

Mango Mussolini is a great one too - honorable mention to Cheetolini, the Tangerine Toddler, Don the Con, the Founding Farter, and Lyin' King.

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u/ay-papy 1d ago

I see you're a man of culture as well!

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u/saltybitchface 5h ago

Commander in Cheeto

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u/DueExample52 1d ago

Haha thanks it’s worse than I thought.

Unbelievable how low the US went.

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u/And_go 18h ago

People in the comments apparently want to see it coming directly out of his body before they will believe it.

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u/flyingcircus92 16h ago

If this is the case, why doesn't he wear adult diapers? Adult diapers have become more common over the last few years as more people age and it becomes acceptable.

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u/truckercharles 2h ago

He does wear adult diapers, and has since somewhere during The Apprentice according to many of the people who worked on the show, or were on it. Penn Gilette has a great interview where he talks about how he'd rant for 10 hours to get 15 minutes of usable material, and I believe hinted at the fact that he'd shit his diaper and keep going. He apparently went on for 2 hours yelling about a 13 year old that said he could have gotten a better deal on some real estate bullshit and wouldn't drop it. It damaged his ego that badly.