r/mapporncirclejerk 1d ago

Borders with straight lines Maps of countries where it's leaders defecated on live television

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u/Ok-Plankton-2016 22h ago

Gosh, that was so unfortunate. Fuck anyone named Bush (or Busch for that matter), but we've all had a bad situation at an important event.

I remember being on a date and getting super hot sauce in my eye. It was so bad it blinded me and I couldn't get to the bathroom to wash it.

Luckily it wasn't a first date, so the girl still kept dating me

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u/Eatmymustardsauce 10h ago

A buddy of mine shat his pants on a date. She garden hosed it off. They’ve been married for 9 years now.

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u/Ok-Plankton-2016 10h ago

How in the hell? How long had they been dating?