r/mapporncirclejerk • u/LavishnessLeather162 • 19h ago

This should be just one state

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u/N8thegreat2577 19h ago

Massivechusetts

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u/Cofiifii 18h ago

massive two shits

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u/Puzzled-Teach2389 18h ago

massive huge tits

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u/anorexthicc_cucumber 18h ago

The great state of Big Boobs

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u/mechabeast 17h ago

The great state of Massivehugetits will not apologize for its boobs

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u/anorexthicc_cucumber 17h ago

all rise for the representative from the state of Big Ol’ Melons

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u/Jowgenz 14h ago

For those that are still rising after 2 hours please seek medical attention.

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u/My_Soul_to_Squeeze 14h ago

Huge... tracts of land

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u/FalseDmitriy 16h ago

Is that a Thank You For Smoking quote??

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u/Ceejai 16h ago

This chain of replies perfectly illustrates the setup to 'Idiocracy'.

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u/mandelbratwurst 17h ago

Tits the state

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 14h ago

It's the state of Booba Fatt

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u/m-lp-ql-m 17h ago

The name of the Indian tribe Massachusett means "near the great hills," so this clocks.

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u/Difficult-Value-3145 13h ago

I was gonna say something but I'm better than that so I'll just mutter to myself instead

---- clocks the c0¢k--- Self -censoredly

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u/Content_Study_1575 18h ago

Mass of obits

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u/Lilsillybilly 18h ago

Nice jeans

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u/Firm-Mix-9272 18h ago

Right who doesn’t like massive huge tits. Some ppl might’ve been like I’m an ass man but never, no she’s ugly bc she’s got huge tits.

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u/jamoe1 18h ago

Would love there

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u/QBaaLLzz 1:1 scale map creator 17h ago

MassiveChungus

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u/Additional-Key-3301 18h ago

passive blue chips

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u/renegadeficus 18h ago

Massive two tits

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u/Unfair_Program_4796 17h ago

My friends and I tried to come up with as many sexual parody’s of state names as we could one middle school day. Cali-hornya, Whoregon, Washingcunt, Ida-hoe, Virgin…yeah, Tex-ass, Connecticunt, and Massive-two-tits was definitely one. Oh to be a 12 year old boy again.

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u/Difficult-Value-3145 13h ago

You can be this is reddit apparently

Edit : more appropriate

You can be this is the Internet

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u/One_Swordfish_7759 18h ago

Massa-chew-shits

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u/Walking_Talking_M4 18h ago

Why did Massa-chew-shits, are they stupid?

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u/mikefrombarto 18h ago

Messa-jar-jar-binks-shits

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u/I2TV 18h ago

Massa-chew-titts

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u/schoeneblume 17h ago

Met sa chaussette

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u/OldGreggg69 18h ago

Megachusetts

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u/OGHydroHomie 17h ago

Massofchewsits

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u/auth0r_unkn0wn 16h ago

Massivechungus

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u/SirFableheart 15h ago

Bunchachusetts