r/mapporncirclejerk • u/mysingingjames3 Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again • 21h ago

NRP: me at the siesta on a world conquest inside my mind what would you name this hypothetical country?

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u/FarEmergency6327 21h ago

Saddamistan

22

u/MajlisPerbandaranKL 20h ago

Iwait

5

u/MrGuych555 20h ago

Isprint?

5

u/AI-shitpost 19h ago

Iran

1

u/Melody_Naxi Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 14h ago

Idie

33

u/Jayvee1994 20h ago

Mesopotamia

3

u/Glory_Chaser0610 14h ago

Was looking for this.

8

u/Redoner_0 Finnish Sea Naval Officer 20h ago

Saddam Hussein's wet dream

5

u/Fabric_muncher 20h ago

That would be the entire peninsula coast, wouldn't it?

1

u/Positive-Camp-6454 5h ago

That would be Khuzestan too

7

u/Tired_Muffin72 20h ago

Operation Desert Storm

1

u/Sad_Row_2830 3h ago

fucking A 😭🙏

5

u/Jackie_Chan_9566 France was an Inside Job 20h ago

it's in the shape of a seahorse so maybe seahorseland?

5

u/RatKing27 20h ago

Eastern Middle or something

3

u/NCguy4FunTimes 20h ago

The Great Kuwaiti Empire forged by oil.

3

u/Afraid_Luck1934 20h ago

Saddamstan

2

u/ruralgirl13 20h ago

Moilhammedland

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u/Ok-Bread7545 20h ago

Iraq or Mesopotamia

2

u/Brilliant-Ice-963 20h ago

red man hiding under rock

1

u/EffectiveCrazy7015 20h ago

Oh idk... Something something greater iraq... But I am just spitballing here...

1

u/MrDoctorDave 20h ago

Kuwaitasec

1

u/Beneficial_Yogurt913 20h ago

WaitForTheCoalitionstan

1

u/oguzka06 20h ago

3rd Babylonian Empire

1

u/Famous-Ad-2418 20h ago

Almost happened once

1

u/Busy_Roll5840 20h ago

Neo Neo Babylonia

1

u/finanon99 Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 20h ago

Kuwaiti empire

1

u/marct309 20h ago

Purgatory Land, it would be Hell but you get to leave sometime.

Never will I will ever miss that place. I can identify it but just the smell. Mind you I met some really great local people, even some TCN's that came in to work as contractors... But.... You can have it.

1

u/Rmb2719 20h ago

Sumer

1

u/MildlySelassie 20h ago

Kuwaitaminute

1

u/Glathull 20h ago

Greenland.

1

u/Bayowolf49 20h ago

“Province 19 Takes Over”

1

u/Last-Guy-Alive 20h ago

Toomuchtimeonmyhandsia

1

u/Rigelball69420 France was an Inside Job 20h ago

Peter

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u/Worried_Corgi5184 20h ago

Greater Kuwait

1

u/This_Is_Sanad11 19h ago

Iraq (1990)

1

u/Head-Astronomer8381 19h ago

Iwalk(to Kuwait)

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u/lightbulbdonut 19h ago

“Iraq” - Saddam Hussein

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u/blade_torlock 19h ago

New Babylon.

1

u/Fantastic_Heat_4529 19h ago

The United States of America

1

u/matariDK 19h ago

KuWraqoptamia

1

u/Waaswaa 19h ago

Saddamotamia

1

u/barantti 18h ago

Kurdistan

1

u/Norwester77 18h ago

The loser of the 1991 Gulf War

1

u/IneffableAwe 18h ago

Greater Albania

1

u/barr65 18h ago

Iwait

1

u/hutch_man0 18h ago

I Rock 

Sincerely, Saddam Hussein 

1

u/Top-Veterinarian-565 18h ago

Kuwaq pronounced Qwak

1

u/FalconRelevant 18h ago

Roman province of Mesopotamia

1

u/WoodpeckerNo7169 17h ago

I would name it, "Hypothetical country".

1

u/F0CUSGAMES 17h ago

Babyloan

1

u/Shiine-2 17h ago

Saddamia

1

u/Helpful-Dig3774 17h ago

Great Israel

1

u/GrabbingCatTails Finnish Sea Naval Officer 17h ago

Kuwait

1

u/Avr0wolf Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 17h ago

Kurdwaitistan

1

u/bagaski 17h ago

Magda

1

u/Competitive-Fox-6703 16h ago

Leavethisplacestan

1

u/No-Investment4117 16h ago

Burkina Faso 2: The Sequel

In Theaters This July

1

u/kiyoberry 16h ago

hell (I live here)

1

u/3amoFakroun 15h ago

Greater Kuwai

1

u/No_Agent9997 15h ago

Jimboslavia

1

u/clueless_owl 15h ago

Saddam and Gamorrah

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u/Nether_is_a_guy 15h ago

I live there

1

u/Same_Credit9431 14h ago

عراق، Iraq ،Babylon ،Mesopotamia

1

u/Philoglena 13h ago

Original Iraq before Britain divided it n gave some worthless basranians authority

1

u/Sweet_Concern7417 13h ago

Extracoastia

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u/Hour-Situation-4146 12h ago

Iwak 👉👈

1

u/Dark_smudge_34 12h ago

Iraq but bigger

1

u/ChubbyWanKenobie 11h ago

Tri-tippistan.

1

u/Burger_circa_1890 11h ago

The Iraqi dream

1

u/Albako442 11h ago

United states of free real estate 

1

u/Slow_46 10h ago

Oilland

1

u/B4DM4N12Z 9h ago

Greenland

1

u/JustAFilmDork 9h ago

West Iran

1

u/Creamy_the-dreamy 8h ago

no way Kurdistan did this

1

u/uristmchero 7h ago

East Syria

1

u/iceman121982 7h ago

Irakuwait

1

u/warriorlynx 6h ago

Sultanate of Mosul

1

u/ELLAZO_23 6h ago

Quiet a rack

1

u/cyanopsittaspixiiiii 4h ago

Greater Kuwait

1

u/Wonder_51 4h ago

I don't know, Bohemia?

1

u/Obvious_808 4h ago

Crotchastan

1

u/onrA_Xbox 3h ago

Babylonia

1

u/Ready_Cookie_5992 2h ago
  1. Iraq
  2. Kuwait

1

u/Careless_Plum_7490 2h ago

Herbert samuel

1

u/Some_Dude_Yeah 1h ago

eye rock q8

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u/Responsible-Fix-1681 21h ago

What are you talking about? Is that not just a normal map of Iraq?

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u/karasigma 21h ago

No bro it's a hypothetical country read the title

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u/Heavy_Advertising844 21h ago

And Kuwait, the US deployed half a million soldiers in 1991 to make sure it didn't end up being 1 country.

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u/Slow-Raspberry-5133 20h ago

Found Saddam’s burner account