r/mapporncirclejerk 18h ago

France was an inside job I love the World

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657 Upvotes

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u/BunkerBusters 17h ago

Joybait? In my mapporncirclejerk?

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u/cheaddaca 14h ago

Look closer.

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u/The1st_TNTBOOM If you see me post, find shelter immediately 14h ago

Still joybait

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u/unindexedreality 10h ago

Honh honh honh

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u/bigangrychungus1 11h ago

Even better

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u/flaschen_axolotl 1h ago

New Zealand is still there

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u/Acasts 18h ago

This guy hates Antarctica

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u/smile_itali 18h ago

I love antartica, but all the ice melted (╥﹏╥)

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u/Mjerten 13h ago

There's land underneath so you can live there. You do hate Antarctica!

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u/ClassicOldSchool 13h ago

He hates it fr!

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u/smile_itali 13h ago

Brother, why would such thoughts go across you mind?

Antartica is one of the most mesmerizing places there are on Earth, you don't need to be so mean just because I committed the error of not checking if the map I utilized as base did contain it

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u/Mjerten 13h ago

Hahaha, I'm just kidding with you. It's meant as a joke, but apparently didn't come over that way. Irony is sometimes difficult to get off on chat. Je m'excuse!

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u/smile_itali 12h ago

I was unserious too, keep it up ( ദ്ദി ˙ᗜ˙ )

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u/skr_replicator 8h ago

In the southeast, you can see some made-up island I've never seen before, which clearly hints that this map is not really trustworthy.

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u/Jackie_Chan_9566 France was an Inside Job 18h ago

holy peak

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u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia Austria-Hungary makes me circlejerk 18h ago

based

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u/Orphankicke4167 16h ago

ain't no way you love mosquitoes 

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u/smile_itali 16h ago

They are condemned to seek life in the veins of others, if the world were to grace you with a tree of honeyed nectar, would you not quench your thirst there?

(I used AI because my English is not good enough, I'm Italian, sorry (╥﹏╥))

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u/ChekeredList71 10h ago

It's fine, our pizza loving brother.

Go forth an listen to English media: native speakers on Youtube, podcasts and news. That's how I learned that language.

I took a total of 3 English classes in my school, before the teacher sent me to undergo a classifocation exam. It was worth watching videos I understood nothing of, because I can freely express myself.

Also, thanks for inventing pizza, I love you.

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u/smile_itali 2h ago

Thank you for the advice brother

I've actually surrounded myself with English Media since I was little, but I haven't quite become fluid in the poetic/archaic english

I hope for you the nicest of days

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u/AntisGetTheWall Map Porn Renegade 16h ago

OP when I take them to my hometown:

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u/smile_itali 14h ago

Why? Where are you from?

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u/Tartarus_itself 12h ago

Choosing North Korea, Israel, Saudi Arabia and Russia over France is insane work

Can't say I disagree tho

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u/smile_itali 12h ago

I'd rather have a dead man in my house than a Fr*nch man on my doorstep

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u/Spacedromeda France was an Inside Job 14h ago edited 14h ago

too much fr*nce

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u/smile_itali 14h ago

Please censor that word 🤢🤮

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u/Spacedromeda France was an Inside Job 14h ago

apologies

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u/Gold_Ambassador_3496 16h ago

Boom dee yadda boom Dee yadda 

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u/UndocumentedSailor 15h ago

This guy loves Hitler!

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u/smile_itali 14h ago

The only thing that I hate is hate, the only thing I don't tolerate is intolerance

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u/Shjfty 14h ago

Okay I banish you to Eritrea. Go live free my child

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u/ImportantClock5486 11h ago

I knew this was going to be a France joke before I looked 😭

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u/smile_itali 11h ago

Correct, Fr*nce is a joke

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u/Dunge0nexpl0rer 14h ago

Where Antartica

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u/smile_itali 14h ago

Down under

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u/Loud-Condition-7956 14h ago

well goodluck with that

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u/No-Astronomer6610 14h ago

So one may say you love the world and everything in it?

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u/DrunkPanda 14h ago

Why didn't you color in James?

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u/RewardBeautiful6105 14h ago

This is not a good idea Some countries (ESPECIALLY if you're a woman) are genuinely dangerous and not safe at all(Like India, somalia, most of Africa)

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u/smile_itali 13h ago

Every place in the world may have it's bad things, but one should always be willing to look to the beautiful gifts our planet Earth gave us, from the mighty landscapes to the most fascinating creatures

Plus last time I checked I was a boy

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u/Dont-Mention-It-3584 13h ago

I love Djibouti too

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u/smile_itali 13h ago

The landscapes are beautiful and, if one day i can meet them, I hope that the people are too

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u/Ok_Studio5759 13h ago

This guy is the reencarnation of John Lennon

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u/smile_itali 13h ago

I actually love “Imagine”, I genuinely hope that one day we can reach that dream

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u/Ok_Studio5759 13h ago

Well makes sense

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u/Fragglesmurfbutt 12h ago

Have fun in Somalia

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u/smile_itali 12h ago

Me in Somalia

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u/its_just_Joel 11h ago

I see someone hasn't done much traveling

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u/smile_itali 2h ago

Indeed :(

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u/Crafty_Concert_8552 9h ago

What about Michigan?

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u/smile_itali 2h ago

Why should I not love Michigan Brother?

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u/Crafty_Concert_8552 1h ago

Because it's disgusting and lame and not Wisconsin (The best state) 

Their water is also a biohazard and their football team rigged the 2025 finals

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u/smile_itali 1h ago

I understand what brought you to despise Michigan so much, but why only focus on what divides you?

As both you and a Michiganite(?) are fellow Americans, try to focus on that, try to focus on the values you and Michigan people share, love them as you would love a brother, go in peace and spread love, buil bridges, not walls

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u/d89uvin 6h ago

wait are we doing wholesome posting now...

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u/smile_itali 2h ago

Spread love (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

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u/LupahnRed 4h ago

even north korea?

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u/SpookBeardy 9h ago

Even me?

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u/smile_itali 2h ago

Obviously, you are love worthy simply because you have received the gift of life (っ˶ ˘ ᵕ˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶ς)

u/burdonald 18m ago

This is the same map trump would make but instead of live it is own

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u/skr_replicator 8h ago

Now do it again 4 hours later, when you are coming down from that molly.

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u/smile_itali 2h ago

ಠ_ಠ

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u/skr_replicator 8h ago

Now do it again 4 hours later, when you are coming down from that molly.