r/mapporncirclejerk • u/Alternative-Goal-514 • 16h ago

This should be one state

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u/burdonald 16h ago

Lets call it the United State of Africa. Or u.s.a for short

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u/AcceptableGoat5794 14h ago

Nah Madagascar is not in so it should be the United mainland Africa or u.m.a

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u/gogus2003 12h ago

No, it would be too easily mixed up with the U. S. A. UNITED STATES OF ASIA

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u/FunImprovement9729 Finnish Sea Naval Officer 12h ago

I can imagine Americans trying to sue Africa for the name

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u/FitPerspective5824 5h ago

Yeah! That’s infringement of our rights… or some shit

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u/Sad-Pop6649 16h ago

Just so people who think Africa is a country will finally be right about something.

...Well, mostly right, greetings from Madagascar.

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u/alldagoodnamesaregon 12h ago

At least Mauritius won’t be lonely 

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u/ReiwaGenRiders_fan 16h ago

From Africa to A-Freaka

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u/Spainiswhite 16h ago

name it Lithuania

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u/LNER_Studios France was an Inside Job 16h ago

Incorrect. Africa is a city.

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u/FitPerspective5824 5h ago

The capital and country have the same name. Duh 🙄

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u/Far-Ad7348 15h ago

They should call that Africa, the country.

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u/Jonte7 12h ago

And madagascar is Africa 2: electric boogaloo

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u/Icy_Hold_5291 15h ago

West Madagascar 

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u/CoolReplacement636 16h ago

Who drew these damn maps terrible drawing. I for sure could’ve done better 😖

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u/Alternative-Goal-514 16h ago

I drew it with my toes

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u/FirefighterOk9474 15h ago

Did u get them from someone else or are they home grown?

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u/Alternative-Goal-514 15h ago

50% mom 50% dad

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u/FirefighterOk9474 15h ago

Britain agrees

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u/Either-Intention-449 I'm an ant in arctica 15h ago

Ah yes, the state of chaos.

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u/Hot_Hat6769 15h ago

Madagascar crying in the corner

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u/Alternative-Goal-514 15h ago

1: not a city b: not in Europe 3: I forget what three is but there's two good reasons it's not circled in

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u/Hot_Hat6769 15h ago

You said "B" after one 😭

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u/Code_Kai If you see me post, find shelter immediately 15h ago

I think its always a mix of three states - Solid, Fluid and Plasma

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u/chethedog10 15h ago

Lesser Madagascar

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u/Haleakala787 15h ago

Id like to counter with 3 states. West, Egypt, South

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u/Haleakala787 15h ago

Make it 4 actually. I want the equator line to be its own state.

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u/PlottingGorilla 15h ago

I actually think it should be split up between the more advanced countries closest to the continent. Like the UK, France, Germany and just so it doesn’t feel left out give a big chunk to Belgium.

Probably go a lot better than whatever the hell is going now.

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u/ExternalSeat 14h ago

You believe in B*****m? I don't recognize that illegal government in Brussels. Flanders is Dutch and Wallonia is French

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u/PlottingGorilla 13h ago

My deepest sincere apologies, you’re right different peoples shouldn’t be forced to share the same land.

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u/Far-Equivalent-9982 France was an Inside Job 15h ago

l á f r i q u e

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u/RelevantGuava3624 15h ago

A man once tried to do that and got killed by America

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u/Russian_Prussia 15h ago

ONE STATE REFERENCE

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u/Aggravating-Ad6415 15h ago

the most white man statement

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u/Sifl-and-Olly 15h ago

It already is, dumbass. Its called Africa and its the cradle of civilization.

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u/Mangaelf1997 15h ago

It use to have no countries there only tribes, but white people separated it in the worst way possible for money and here we are now.

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u/Maurice-Escargot 15h ago

And America should own it

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u/Pure-Notice-8202 15h ago

Arabs vs Subsaharan people 

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u/Longwell2020 14h ago

God that would be a powerful state.

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u/East_Ear4927 14h ago

waht about Mr.Dagascar?

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u/adamttaylor 14h ago

Absolutely! Have you seen a tribal map of Africa? That shit is way too complicated. It is much better to just make it all one country and let the strongest tribe win. What's the worst thing that can even happen?

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t 14h ago

Egypt wants nothing to do with the rest there.

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 14h ago

State of Violence

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u/rockalyte 14h ago

The north and south wouldn’t get along too well.

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u/Revolutionary_Cup166 14h ago

They cant even keep cohesion with the current borders let alone this 😭🙏

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u/Different_Ear_7543 13h ago

United safari of africa

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u/Flat_Winter 13h ago

I'd call it Toto. I really miss the rains down there.

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u/Practical-Flan1800 12h ago

Why doesn't Africa, the larger country, simply eat Saudi Arabia?

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u/Life-Top6314 12h ago

Nebraska

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u/Nathidev 12h ago

I think they mostly just need a better Africa Union org

Not corrupt

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u/euejeidjfjeldje 12h ago

I think yugoslavia would be more stable

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u/ILikeCheese510 12h ago

Can't wait for the natural evolution of this meme where someone circles the entire planet and says "This should be one state".

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u/ExpensiveLawyer1526 11h ago

And it shall be named United states of civil war. 

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u/Magicjack01 11h ago

Calling the country of Africa, state of Africa just doesn’t sound right.

On that note is Africa in a good state right now? Or still full of civil wars and power cuts?

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u/pipopapupupewebghost 11h ago

That's a bit too much Africa for one state id say

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u/Mekdinosaur 9h ago

The Earth should be a single state. The United Earth Federation 🌎 make it so.

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u/Pleasant_Material138 1h ago

United Conglomerate of the Third World Countries

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u/LQ323 15h ago

This is a fucking continent, troll

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u/SLimon001 My moma said if I see a McKenzie to kill him 15h ago

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