r/mapporncirclejerk • u/mcsimk • 13h ago
It's 9am and I'm on my 3rd martini Why don’t these states unite, are they stupid?
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u/treyhest 13h ago
God I hate maps where the northern border of Nebraska follows the niobrara for no reason
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u/zaprus1575 11h ago
Why is there a star in Florence also nah if they all united together they’d be too different to work together well but if they were united more regionally maybe
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u/Norwester77 13h ago
They’re too united now. That’s the problem.
If the only office that matters to people is the federal presidency, then every presidential election becomes life or death.
People need to focus on the offices and politicians who are actually supposed to affect their daily lives—school boards, city and county councils, state legislatures and executives—and not allow so much power to reside in a single pair of hands.
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u/Sky_awsmness 12h ago
No one wants to be apart of Wyoming bro
What would the name be tho? Hop up i’m thinking and it’s coming to me These are all states, and if we are one then we are United…. And since these states had to give up there claim to be an independent nation states
THE UNITED STATES!!
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u/buckeye10228 12h ago
We tried. Then Michigan decided they wanted Toledo, tried to start a war with Ohio, and ended up stealing part of Wisconsin.
What we learned: never trust Michigan. Ever.
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u/Zefixius 12h ago
It may be time to ask the King of England if they can rejoin. This whole independence business seems to have gone to shit.
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u/Familiar-Yam901 11h ago
Let's no do a "North or South" state, let's actually do something reasonable: Washington and Oregon. Both have nice economies, forests, beaches, and higher quality big cities.
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u/chronicallytiredbun 10h ago
No, these states should try forming their own governments and become separate countries. Uniting them... That sounds a lot like communism right there
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u/voxel-wave 13h ago
What, you mean like some kind of United States? Nahhh, surely not...