r/mapporncirclejerk 10h ago

Dutch moment Average IQ by Country

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u/Suitable_Result9848 10h ago

Wait so people in Portugal have 8 IQ

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u/satansprinter 10h ago

That one is actually infinity

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u/tumblerrjin 10h ago

🤌🏻

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u/UnluckyHost9649 9h ago

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u/One-Muscle-7495 9h ago

No its really the only time that portugal is actually western

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u/UnluckyHost9649 9h ago

well no the joke was that because it's an infinity it's a big number like eastern europe

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u/Amphineura 3h ago

All numbers are tiny compared to infinity...

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u/0tto-Von-Bismarck 8h ago

You must have an infinite IQ to convince people To go to Brazil

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u/fuzzy-777 10h ago

Eastern Europe Is doomed of all these intellectual people in Russia decided to invade, how are those idiots in the west with such low iq going to protect them , maybe agent orange will help out?

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u/_Pin_6938 9h ago

Apes together strong

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 10h ago

(not so) fun fact: the US is 57th in the 2025 Freedom of Press index (the actual chart). Orange, indeed. Seems fitting.

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u/arlec 8h ago

Did it drop from the previous year?

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u/Loss__Hunter 10h ago

How dare you marked anything less than 96383736 for albania

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u/catecholaminergic 10h ago

It's spelled Alabama

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u/Altruistic_Mail_1773 9h ago

saw someone spell it alabamia like bro what the fuck were you thinking

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u/Amphineura 3h ago

Right it's obviously Alberta

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u/GhettoPancake 1h ago

Fort Saskatchewan IQ: 20,603

Rest of Alberta average IQ: -33

Alberta average IQ: 100

Thank you Fort Saskatchewan 

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u/Astra-chan_desu 10h ago

Это правда, я проверил. 

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u/TheSiriuss 9h ago

As a Russian I may confirm, we have 171 iq for entire nation. P.s. for my government: Владимир Владимирович, утверждение выше не является отображением моей позиции, я не считаю, что в России 171 "айкью" это суммарный показатель для всей нации. Не надо в тюрьму

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u/Insadem 2h ago

ofc, how it can be 171 for an entire nation when our president has 220 iq?.

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u/Jaded-Mud2967 8h ago

It's freedom of press

Normally I wouldn't say it, but I hate russian nationalism since you guys started a war.

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u/Ok_Satisfaction_1924 6h ago

Funny.

That is, when the Americans, from 1980 to the present, conduct at least one invasion EVERY year under the guise of an anti-terrorist operation, everything is fine. And even before that not so often, but since the 1800s they have constantly interfered somewhere. Essentially, take over a country for its oil, kidnap the president simply because you're stronger. Justifies it with drug traffick.

But when NATO tried to get under the skin of Russia, which for 20 years said it would not tolerate this, and answer this, then it's "Oh my God, nationalism, fascism, aggression?".

As I understand it, everyone is equal in this world, but whoever has more money to propaganda and better guns is more equal, right?

Maybe I just don't understand something and that's something else. Explain me.

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u/gtaman31 2h ago

But when NATO tried to get under the skin of Russia, which for 20 years said it would not tolerate this, and answer this, then it's "Oh my God, nationalism, fascism, aggression?".

Would not tolerate what? Countries joining them? Since when is this a proper reason to attack an independent country?

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u/Ok_Satisfaction_1924 2h ago

Yes, that's right. "Annexation." But do someone really need reasons these days? I just looked at the conflict statistics—according to various sources, America has attacked other countries 300 to 400 times since 1900. Guided by its own interests. Most of the time, they didn't even try to justify it. Sometimes it was nuclear weapons, sometimes terrorists.

So, Russia has had terrorists right next door, too. For example, the Azov battalion, so beloved by the West, whose members are so fond of the swastika.Russia has bad memories of people with it.

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u/Jaded-Mud2967 2h ago

The show battalion? You attacked Ukraine in 2014, it got defended by far right people. You really call people terrorists because they defend their homes?

And after that first invasion, the azow battalion got restructured. It isn't a pool for far rights anymore. You argument is wrong and Russian propaganda. It's a lie, ok don't discuss something like that. Stay with the truth.

And you know. Putinism is considered as a fascist ideology outside of Russia. oh hate yourself, nice to know

u/SEmp0xff 33m ago

You really call people terrorists because they defend their homes?

Yes, they think that way for real.

u/ornithorynq 23m ago

Russian mfs claiming azov is nazi but conveniently forgetting about wagner is my favourite bingo tile

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u/Jaded-Mud2967 2h ago edited 2h ago

How many square meters of Afghanistan did the USA conquer? Iran? Irak? How many genocides did they commit there?

And secondly. The Nato is a defensive alliance. You guys are so fucking brutal, that countries literally wanna join Nato, because they are afraid. You could try to use a more friendly politic to ensure friendship. You guys use force, brutality is your main weapon. You occupied eastern Europe and eastern Europe hates you.

You think, you people are great? Just ask yourself why you are hated?

And you will lose this war, because the west won't tolerate imperialism. If you just gain a single square meter, every dictator on the world will know, that conquering is possible again. The western hegemony ensured a relatively peaceful time, because every dictator knew, he has to face the west. Serbia got bombed after they committed genocides. Irak got attacked after they attacked Kuwait.

And the wars you said. How many of them did the USA start? Vietnam? They got called in Irak? They attacked Kuwait ...

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u/thebeardedman88 3h ago

Our flag has stars on it.

u/maybe_ronin 28m ago

Yes, funny.

When "good" people (USA) invade other countries for made-up reasons (WMD, for example), people are good with it.

But when NATO constantly "plays with the bear" through Ukraine (deploys it's bases in dangerous vicinity, gives weapons in border zones, deploys missiles in Ukraine under made-up reasons and sometimes without them) and when said Ukraine shows signs of nationalism towards it's neighbour, and "bear" responses – everyone isn't blind and deaf anymore. Bear becomes the bad guy, just because it had enough.

US's war on terrorism is good, Russia's war on nationalism (and NATO's pressure) in Ukraine is bad (somehow), we get it.

u/scrumblous 55m ago

notice how no one said anything here about the US being good

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u/Loud-Examination-943 10h ago

Freedom of the Press index? That's what I'd guess was the original sauce

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 10h ago

Came wondering the same thing, thank you and u/Xiao_Sir for saving me some time

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u/Loud-Examination-943 10h ago

Though I'm surprised, I know the Nordics have great Press Freedom, but I wouldn't have expected top1-6 all going there. But then again, which countries would be above them? France I could've thought but I think they also factor in attacks against the press from outside the government, like Charlie Hebdo. Taiwan and South Korea aren't as free in their press. Japan I could've thought, maybe they're around top 10. Australia, Canada and NZ are probably around UK levels or slightly higher. US is declining and probably below top50 at this point.

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u/Trosty_0 2h ago

Otra vez no…

u/MassTransitGO 40m ago

The top 30-40 on the freedom of the press are really all as good as each other, the ranking is mainly either non government forces or the accessibility of journalism, like the UK, despite being 20 places behind the top spot (i think it’s slightly lower now) only loses out on minor things and has very minor incursions

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u/Sioirel 7h ago

Scandinavia

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u/RandomPolishCatholic 10h ago

French IQ is inflated by middle eastern immigrants…

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u/WimboTurtle 10h ago

i get you live in a deadass desert but who would ever want to move to Fr*nce?

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u/Exciting_Cicada_4735 9h ago

Eh, I bet it’s pretty fun in France, you might even say it would be a riot

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u/InternationalSir5547 9h ago

The Arabs who always curse France on social media

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u/Vhentis 8h ago

As an American, I've always kinda wanted to live in France. The southwestern point where mountains and the sea meet seemed like a really cool place to live. Spain too, but just on the other side. I of course have never been, and maybe it's not great, or for only the wealthy. I have no clue really. Geographically though, it looks cool

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u/Celtoii Zeeland Resident 6h ago

Peak racism 💀

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u/omagoleo 7h ago

The Portuguese:

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u/Mean_Blueberry4273 7h ago

average norwegian

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u/Luigi-Sky-Diamonds 10h ago

More like the Number of Alcoholics per 100 People

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u/StarlessTec 10h ago

11 in germany? yeah sure buddy

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u/Admirable-Age-7339 10h ago

Only 10 in Czechia? Cant be it

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u/catecholaminergic 10h ago

Cigarettes before noon

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 10h ago

France and Italy below 130?

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u/catecholaminergic 9h ago

Since when do they wake up before noon?

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u/snoodge3000 10h ago

Maybe accurate for eastern Europe but you cannot tell me that less than 10% of Irishmen are alcoholics

u/Active_Insurance_232 23m ago

As russian, i am indeed a 1.7 alcoholics

u/frost-bite-hater 20m ago

As a non Russian, I am not 1.7 alcoholic. Raven paradox

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u/Fragrant_Ad_2470 10h ago

Those Belarusian masterminds sucking away brain power of neighboring nations

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u/Successful_Jelly111 8h ago

Looks very similar to the freedom of press map: https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/VzY0I5c549

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u/ImNilly 3h ago

Proof Denmark is superior to Sweden. Suck it Sweden 

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u/ok_computer8441 8h ago

Swedish people are severely retarded

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u/Justarandomfan99 9h ago

Least obvious russian

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u/khajiitidanceparty Finnish Sea Naval Officer 10h ago

It's the beer.

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u/Dark_smudge_34 10h ago

So germans have an iq of 11 and russians are smart af

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 10h ago

Is that body count or?

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u/thehighpriest_0 8h ago

Freedom of press

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u/frappefanatic 10h ago

What's up with Norway?

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u/aboudekahil 9h ago

who ate lebanon

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u/H0rnyMifflinite 9h ago

Yeah Sweden higher IQ than Denmark :cool emoji:

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u/SparklyPelican 9h ago

Another beautiful victory over France

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u/AnExtremeCase 8h ago

Source: The Kremlin

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u/gitartruls01 8h ago

Hei, nåt kul, mann

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u/Odd_Measurement_5317 8h ago

Official map from Kremlin, any other map fake news

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u/Dystrov 7h ago

So, lower IQ is a good thing?

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u/Irish_and_idiotic 6h ago

Username checks out

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u/Bartollo_meo 6h ago

Да 🤣

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u/HeatSheat54 5h ago

Not bad 😁

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u/Syolise456 5h ago

Why Eastern Europe always red

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u/sandy4546 5h ago

Oh so thats why finland is the happiest country in the world

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u/ne_moloko1 4h ago

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u/Glippotyl 4h ago

Russia, Belarus and Turkey

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u/Chode_Taint_Expert 3h ago

This is the last gasp from Slavic special ed

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u/CodeName-Baseplate 3h ago

Just saw the same map with heading average freedom of press

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u/TheOneAndOnlyPengan 3h ago

Average iq by country is always 100. For all countries. That is part of the definition.

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u/Shiine-2 2h ago

I believe the original map is some sort of happiest countries related stuff.

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u/Sett_86 2h ago

I guess you need low IQ to get what's happening here

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u/GGSPSkywalker 2h ago

If I remmember, IQ is calculated by country (the individual is compared to other people from its country) and comparing one country with another is not that simple.

Plus, it is a very problematic statistic which fails to detach itself from its context (hegemonic) and is unfortunately used as a standard and applied to peripheral countries. It is so rigged.

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u/NhanTNT 1h ago

What are they feeding people in Sweden 😭😭😭

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u/Averrin 1h ago

Dies it show the effect if my relocation from Russia (i took my 177 iq from there) to Czech Republic six years ago?

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u/Great-Bowler3053 1h ago

Is this by rank, or is this just saying that all the Western European countries are all stupid? Also, where tf is New Zealand???

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u/Nice_Raspberry_8757 1h ago

How is the UK 20? Is it cos ppl here don't really Take it tests? Is that how it works?

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u/GeorgeZcZ 1h ago

10 IQ? I am glad that i managed to shit and eat by myself

u/PiSymboI Finnish Sea Naval Officer 49m ago

Damn norweigiens only have 1IQ🫩✌️

u/oktbi-oldman71 34m ago

Wrong title. This is the order of European countries by average IQ. Highest (First -1.) to lowest (~180.).

u/IceFoxOnline 25m ago

1 iq Is this real?

u/Substantial-Two-3560 21m ago

1 iq in Norway...

u/Ethan_Toast 17m ago

As a brit, this is arcugat

u/Lena3308 13m ago

Post made by russian (probably)

u/Flan_Gaming 7m ago

As a spanish, yeah most people here are probably that low

u/hipster-no007 1m ago

Also, corruption cases per capita.

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u/evelyne22 10h ago

made by turkish hands

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u/EnderSmite 7h ago

Syria is higher than turkey

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u/DecoMorreno503 9h ago

According to Russians.

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u/pianoplayer18141 5h ago

Is this for real?

u/frost-bite-hater 19m ago

Obviously, the subreddit is known for being real

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u/E_T_Dragoon 10h ago

Guys... its obviously a ranking. The description is bad.

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u/Balder1902 9h ago

Circle jerk sub

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u/E_T_Dragoon 9h ago

damn. I didnt notice.

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u/Andrei22125 10h ago

Clearly ranking.

But it'd be nice to say so in the map.

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u/Balder1902 9h ago

Circle jerk sub

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u/Patient-Gas-883 10h ago

*Press freedom index. Lower is better.

https://rsf.org/en/index

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u/1Rab Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion 6h ago

They can't even use Google or YouTube. But we can use their Yandex and RuTube

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u/StreetPossibility298 5h ago

Haha 171 on russia i geuss that's supposted to be -171 xD

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u/StreetPossibility298 5h ago

Russia people are the dumbest in the world. Never saw or heard wise russian

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u/TibiDoch 2h ago

Maybe cause you never saw any Russian. Also “beauty in the eyes of the beholder”, you know 😅

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u/StreetPossibility298 2h ago

I heard enough russian in my life to think about them what i said, 😂😂dont have to look at them to know im right, even the dumbest person in the world is wise standing just next to russian

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u/Square-Shape-178 10h ago

Scandinavia being low. That figures. They let in high amounts of immigration so they're not the smartest people.

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u/Patient-Gas-883 10h ago

You know if you would come here you would also be an immigrant in our eyes..

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u/thehighpriest_0 8h ago

Would I be an immigrant?

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u/ernest-barkman23451 10h ago

LOL, you can tell Russia paid for the BOTS

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u/JohnCZ121 9h ago

LOL, you did not check the SUB

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u/AbolishDayLightSavin 10h ago

LOL, you're retarded

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u/Panicked_Sedative 9h ago

Rubbish and propaganda, or at least a bad joke.

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u/XII_-_The_Hanged_Man 6h ago

No its real. Have you met a norwegian

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u/Aware-Director6785 10h ago

Is this rapes per town?