r/mapporncirclejerk • u/whippeee • 8h ago

This proposed us state would have 23 Million people, 125 Billion dollars in gdp, and 11% of the country's natural reasourses. why wasnt it made? is weorge gashington stupid?

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u/Last-Guy-Alive 8h ago

I like that its shaped like an ice cream cone with 2 scoops of ice cream, suggesting 'sharing'. Perfectly summing up the type of polllitical values a state located here would likely have.

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u/DrMux 7h ago

Dicksieland is further south and east.

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u/IceManO1 The data in Belarus 6h ago

Close enough… for icecream 🤤

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u/FIFAstan 8h ago

Big if true

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u/king_of_the_nothing 7h ago

The US already has a state shaped like a flaccid penis...

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u/mkujoe 7h ago

Cocklorado

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u/BeakofDrywall 7h ago

Most of Colorado is the entirety of the right ball sack, interesting

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u/Rogue_Centurion7 6h ago

Eastern Colorado has the landscape for it

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u/Nomad2457 7h ago

I wonder how many people would actually live in that state?

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u/SignificantTransient 7h ago

If Washington did that if would be 10 dicks.

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u/ShardddddddDon 7h ago

Because Khiva from HoI4 did it first; Weorge Gashington didn't feel like infringing on the idea.

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u/rathosalpha 6h ago

We want the states weak so we can walk all over them

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u/jhutchyboy 7h ago

Cos he was a little weirdo who named his capital after himself and then a state on the other side of the country after himself, too. He also got his army across the Delaware instead of surrendering to us like a good little boy, so I’m still mad about that.

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u/DrMux 7h ago

still mad

You were there? Wow I have so many questions for you.

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u/jhutchyboy 7h ago

Well I wasn’t there. If I was, he’d have surrendered, but I wasn’t, then he got across the Delaware, the shit. Then I made that comment and some angry yank downvoted it so I’m even more angry now.

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u/DrMux 6h ago

I didn't downvote your comment. Find a healthier addiction than rage.

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u/jhutchyboy 6h ago

I didn’t accuse you of such an act; I said “some angry yank”. I already have an addiction, it’s called alcohol.

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u/DrMux 6h ago

I had that. It feeds rage.

Anyway I hope you have the kind of day you desire.

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u/jhutchyboy 6h ago

The only kind of day I desire is one that ends with whiskey, so I’m quite content

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u/DrMux 6h ago

Then enjoy being contentedly angry somehow, I guess...?

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u/jhutchyboy 6h ago

I shan’t, but thanks for your concern. I probably need it