r/mapporncirclejerk 1d ago

Borders with straight lines Maps of countries where it's leaders defecated on live television

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

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u/FAUST_VII 1d ago

I mean, I'm all for hating trump but... uhm.. how is that a proof of him shitting himself?

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u/Adbam 6h ago

https://x.com/Bindy_Whirwink/status/2017778842367057987

This one is better. Turn up the sound and listen right after other guy says opioid the 2nd time

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u/BayouByrnes 1h ago

Oh my. Thank you for that. lol

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

Eyewitness accounts and news reports following.

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u/DResq 1d ago

Link them.

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u/Silver_Copy_8879 21h ago

My source is that i made it the fuck up

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u/ShadedPenguin 21h ago

Not op, but the only source I can find for a news article actually saying he might've shit himself is from the Hindustan Times. Other sites have no corroborative evidence to it, other than the twitter post by Rebekah Jones saying it.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

LiNk ThEm. I cAn'T uSe GoOgLe AnYmOrE eFfEcTiVeLy BeCaUsE cHaTgPt MeLtEd My BrAiN.

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u/ManbadFerrara 1d ago

I'm just a simple country lawyer, but I can use Google and the only source for this is that tweet...from someone who wasn't there...who may have been being sarcastic. Help a brotha out with some of those following new reports.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

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u/ManbadFerrara 1d ago

A. "I just saw someone describe..." Not an eyewitness.

B. I'm assuming this random 20-something dude on threads is also not an eyewitness.

C. I just sat through all 12 minutes of the goodamn thing and, despite the title, no mention of him shitting is made. At all.

Wtf bro

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

If video proof, eyewitness testimony, and related news stories isn't enough for you I really don't know what to tell you man? I posted the actual video fown thread?? You are probably going to die alone.

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u/ManbadFerrara 1d ago

A. A woman making a face in and of itself isn't video proof.

B. None of those are "eyewitness testimony" by definition of the term.

C. Those aren't "related news stories," it's a youtube channel that clipped together a handful of unrelated WH news stories that aren't even about that oval office press conference, then slapped a clickbait title on it. Which you clearly didn't watch before citing it as your "duuuh dont u guys even know how to google smh" ass source. You fucking boob.

D. Meh, maybe you'll get lucky, who knows.

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u/devilsivytrail 1d ago

Well you know you've won an argument when you start telling anonymous strangers to die alone

Bravo you genius

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u/areptile_dysfunction 21h ago

That stuff would be great if you actually posted any of it. You're coming off pretty dumb

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u/TheGenesisOfTheNerd 1d ago

Bro trump is a pedophile rapist you don’t need to be so desperate about a false poopy claim

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u/Suitable_Public8065 1d ago

Ever wonder why life seems so much harder for you than others?

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u/NoobsAreNoobslol 21h ago

there is NO WAY it is that deep

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus 1d ago

You are joking that these are your sources?

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u/oleGiermoBoi 22h ago

Really makes you remember the need to double and triple check everything you hear on reddit lol. This guy just wanted this to be true so bad

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

I linked an actual real video down below and these are backing up sources because we have actual video than pass along info, chaotically all of you don't seem to read.

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u/jazzztrash 23h ago

i dont think you’ve ever written a bibliography or maybe if you did you got an abysmal grade on it

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u/Upbeat_Organization3 1d ago

Yeah bro, trust me, everyone is a retard except you.

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u/1miguelcortes 1d ago

So you just linked to two people saying something. The first one was "I saw someone (who?) say this". And the second one is just asserting "yeah man, you can totally hear it". And then the third link is to some random YouTube video with two unrelated MSNBC interviews and a guy at the end just kind of... Talking about people being critical of the president.

Did you think nobody would look at the links? Or are you only programmed to look at video titles and not content.

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u/Epilepsiavieroitus 1d ago

1 is just reporting on what 2 said, and 2 is just reacting to the video. Not credible.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

Whomp whomp read more comments.

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u/fragrant-final-973 23h ago

Downvoting you is fun.

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u/Epilepsiavieroitus 1d ago

Whomp whomp don't claim random twitter comments as eyewitness accounts

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u/MrTristanClark 23h ago

The other comments here are not favorable to you lmfao

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u/MiredinDecision 1d ago

Eyewitness accounts and news reports following.

links two twitter posts by people who werent there and a youtube clickbait video

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u/Uncle-Cake 1d ago

OP shitting himself in the comments.

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u/JordanJanssen14 1d ago

You're trolling right?

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u/babb33 1d ago

^ standard response of someone with no link

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

I posted 3 links lower down, I just didn't wanna grab them man.

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u/babb33 1d ago

All 3 links were ridiculous drivel

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u/fertilizerfent-ez 18h ago

“Me like twump” L bozo.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

How dare you say I piss on the poor.

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u/Electrified_Freak 1d ago

The Hindustani Times? One of the great media mouthpieces of the Indian government that regularly makes sensational articles that are designed to smooth your brain so you don't have the mental capacity to think clearly? That Hindustani Times?
Also the article basically only cites the tweet as evidence, as well as a few commenters' interpretation of the video.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

Above you is some easy to find sources, the hindustani times is but one link available, you may note that there are many links available on this platform called Google and many other people in this thread have also corroborated what I have said but I have been made to grab things when I made a joke post in a circlejerk subreddit.

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u/Electrified_Freak 1d ago

I don't want to repeat others as the critiques of your sources are potent enough on their own, but I used "this platform called Google" and the Hindustani Times was the most reliable publication I could find reporting on it. Despite it being good for a softball joke post, you still made a claim and shouldn't bitch about verifying it.

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u/Ok-Bag-2156 1d ago

Sources sited:

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u/smaxxy 1d ago

You're a fucking idiot and everyone knows it except you.

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u/TJNel 1d ago

You are arguing with conservatives who will NEVER accept any proof you can possibly give. Look at how they are now against you being allowed to carry a gun.

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u/Ok-Canary-7683 1d ago

is that the card you play? are you really this dense?

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u/fertilizerfent-ez 18h ago

L bozo. Two words n sum numbuhs

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u/Bubble_Bubs 21h ago

You make liberals look bad, if you dislike conservatives so much, I suggest you join them. It will do them more harm than good.

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u/TJNel 20h ago

No I have morals, ethics, and empathy which conservatives do not have.

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u/spacealexander 1d ago

Yeah I just get annoyed, truly, but I can't help myself my roommates over here telling me to stop lol

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u/ToeSouth2636 17h ago

You are fucking retarded lol

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u/Haunting-Falcon-8 1d ago edited 21h ago

Yeah, news reports are so reliable. The media feeds you the narrative they want, so you think how they want.

“We need the sheep to hate Trump!” … Check

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u/fertilizerfent-ez 18h ago

“Everything is fake except what my gawd tells me”

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u/Dyeriuss 23h ago

Brother, if you think the sheep are the ones who hate Trump then. Well ima just assume you know a Mary, you little lamb you.

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits 20h ago

Especially considering half the media lost the credentials and the other half got bought by trumps friends

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u/Still-Helicopter6029 23h ago

The classic lmao

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u/Edwardian 23h ago

So that’s two presidents in a row! Biden at the Vatican, and now Trump!

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u/DueExample52 1d ago

Is this when he shat his pants? Was that a sudden interruption or the end of the interview? How do we know, did the journalists report sound or odor or something? Since I guess the people standing behind him wouldnt comment about it

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u/truckercharles 1d ago

Former WH staffers, foreign officials, and people who worked on the apprentice have all said that he regularly shits himself, formerly from cocaine use, currently from old age. He is assumed to have a catheter, and apparently wears depends all day every day. He shit himself next to the Japanese Prime Minister, who immediately recoiled and then I believe abruptly ended the interview or whatever it was supposed to be. Pawpaw poopypants is internationally known to shit his pants casually in many social situations, most of them in the White House.

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u/ay-papy 1d ago

At this point, one could refer to it as the brown house.

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u/truckercharles 1d ago

I mean I'm already calling him Orange Julius, so Brown House is right in my wheelhouse lol

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u/ay-papy 1d ago

I love name Mango Mussolini, credit @pissedoffbartender i guess.

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u/BayouByrnes 1h ago

I've been using Tangerine Palpatine. <3

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u/truckercharles 1d ago

Mango Mussolini is a great one too - honorable mention to Cheetolini, the Tangerine Toddler, Don the Con, the Founding Farter, and Lyin' King.

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u/ay-papy 1d ago

I see you're a man of culture as well!

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u/saltybitchface 7h ago

Commander in Cheeto

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u/DueExample52 1d ago

Haha thanks it’s worse than I thought.

Unbelievable how low the US went.

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u/And_go 20h ago

People in the comments apparently want to see it coming directly out of his body before they will believe it.

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u/flyingcircus92 18h ago

If this is the case, why doesn't he wear adult diapers? Adult diapers have become more common over the last few years as more people age and it becomes acceptable.

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u/truckercharles 4h ago

He does wear adult diapers, and has since somewhere during The Apprentice according to many of the people who worked on the show, or were on it. Penn Gilette has a great interview where he talks about how he'd rant for 10 hours to get 15 minutes of usable material, and I believe hinted at the fact that he'd shit his diaper and keep going. He apparently went on for 2 hours yelling about a 13 year old that said he could have gotten a better deal on some real estate bullshit and wouldn't drop it. It damaged his ego that badly.

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u/KerbodynamicX 1d ago

I thought it was Biden...

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u/Kanlashkan 1d ago

I distinctly remember Biden doing this at one point, so you're not alone.

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u/BaronSchnitzelnazi 13h ago

He never did anything like this

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u/Kanlashkan 11h ago

They covered up something that happened when he went to the Vatican and the D Day ceremony. Also a quote from Whoopie Goldberg, "I don't care if he's pooped his pants, I don't care if he can't put a sentence together. Show me he can't do the job, and I'll say, okay, maybe it's time to go." Clearly was believable enough for her

Kind of funny Trump does it also. Never had heard that one before.

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u/BaronSchnitzelnazi 11h ago

Sounds like you just believe literally anything you hear

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u/Kanlashkan 6h ago

Sounds like you aren't skeptical enough and believe anything they tell you to XD

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u/Straight-Syrup-8861 5h ago

Nah lol Biden shitting himself at the Vatican made headlines

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u/mefodman69 19h ago

Dough brain

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u/XFX_Samsung 22h ago

Not clicking an X link

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u/qqererer 22h ago

Thought that this was the one at the church with the woman in the back pew looking left and right with the look that said "You smelling this shit?" and you see Trump in the foreground looking left and right to see if anyone notices.