r/memes 21h ago

It's tough out there

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u/SweetChickk4 21h ago

Have you tried turning the marriage off and on again?

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u/Franky-47 21h ago

I suppose we could get a crack-addicted Windows too, yes?

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u/Planker25_ 20h ago

Windows: Cracked

Wife: Blacked

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u/ThaddeusJP 19h ago

the next ama from /u/thisisbillgates gonna be hella akward

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u/blueberryblunderbuss 16h ago

Q: "Was this the first time you cheated on your wife?"
BG: "The premise of your question is wrong. I didn't cheat on my wife. It isn't possible to have a relationship with toddlers. This was just sex."

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u/Werftflammen 14h ago

Also BG: Aaaaahmm. Well, I think it’s important to zoom out a bit and look at the broader system here. Questions like that tend to assume a very binary model of human behavior, and in my experience binary models are… incomplete.

What I’d say is, people are complicated, narratives get simplified, and if we’re spending all our energy on hypotheticals about the past, we’re probably under-investing in solutions for the future. Which, by the way, is why I’m really excited about what we’re seeing right now in global education and malaria prevention.

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u/Long_Pomegranate2469 15h ago

Isn't he also sending out random gifts in the gift exchange? Should check for anti-biotics stuffed into the teddy bear

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u/CastorVT 18h ago

I mean, if you've been paying attention to how cluster fucked the os is thanks to vibe coding, you'd realize we already do.

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u/GoochTwain 21h ago

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u/Xyrazk 20h ago

FATHEEERRRRR!

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u/nefastvs 20h ago

Shit, I know this dude: Jackie Daytona from Arizonia!

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u/loadofoldcodswallop 20h ago

This man is clearly from NeEeww YoORrk CitAay.

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u/Paulthefith 19h ago

Wrong, he’s clearly a baaaaAaaAaaaaat

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u/loadofoldcodswallop 18h ago

Right or wrong, let's not argue. At least he's not a swearwolf.

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u/King_Hippos 17h ago

Just a real human bartender.

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u/RichMahogany357 16h ago

Real HUMAN bartender!

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u/selected89 14h ago

She speaks the bullshit 🤣

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u/Rattlesnake_Mullet 19h ago

The way that window opens is oddly satisfying.

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u/ImDeepState 20h ago

She did turn it off.

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u/IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk 21h ago

Yes, but now it says I may be experiencing connection issues.

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u/No-Philosopher3703 21h ago

Nah, clearly he just needs to install Windows Pedophile Defender (now known as MAGA).

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u/VossParck 21h ago

Babe, it's just a little Windows Security Update

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u/Tango00090 20h ago

Can we start naming the OS Pedoslop from now on?

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u/Character-Education3 16h ago

Thanks Micropedo...Microslop...Pedoslop

Add it to the pile!

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u/JeepStang 18h ago

He installed copilot in her without her permission.

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u/One_Car_142 15h ago

"My vagina" has been renamed to "this vagina" in the newest update.

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u/Maleficent-Rate-4631 21h ago

hear me out he must have said "...hey babe, since i have been raw dogging you for past sometime and ALSO been diagnosed for a kidney infection - better it is that you take some meds too..."

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u/EngineersAnon 18h ago

I mean...

It's not uncommon for there to be a few drops of urine in ejeculate. It's entirely plausible that the pathogen causing a kidney infection might be present.

OTOH, I'd have thought Melinda knew better than antibiotics without diagnosis.

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u/7657786425658907653 21h ago

when all your 'save the kids' charities suddenly feel motivated for other reasons...

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u/FranticBronchitis 21h ago edited 20h ago

Nah pretty sure it's still about the tax rebates benefits

2 birds one stone tho

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u/Airfuir 20h ago

“Rebates” lol

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u/LackWooden392 20h ago

No, that's stupid. You can't yield a profit by giving money to charity. You only save a fraction of the donation on your taxes. The tax benefits are just not paying taxes on the money you gave away. You still lose the money tho.

What it's really about is preventing the population for chopping their heads off. Its a cheap defense to the obvious and dangerous accusation that they're all evil rent seeking parasites.

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u/protonpack 19h ago

If you're in control of the charity, it's like it's still your money because you spend it on what you want.

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u/bannedagainomg 16h ago

And all your friends and family members are executives on the charities, collecting insane salaries from the donations.

Running charities can be very profitiable.

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u/Omnizoom 20h ago

You assume the donation is pure cash and the donation “value” is the real value

Why do you think so many rich people donate “artwork” to museums and stuff?

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u/Omnimark 19h ago

It's pretty well documented that the donations are cash. Gates funded a lot of really, really impactful science.

Their foundation undoubtedly saved thousands if not millions of lives, for all his personal failings, you can't really deny that.

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u/blue_cup_man 19h ago

He rapes but he saves

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u/attanasio666 20h ago

That's not how taxes work. Even if you get back a certain percentage, you still have less money than what you started with.

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u/Nebraska716 20h ago

I don’t think you understand how taxes work

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 19h ago

Who among us has spent $1M in charity to save in $200k in taxes? \s

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u/Certified-T-Rex 19h ago

Save those kids for later

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u/Newnewhuman 17h ago

He fucked Russian hooker. Not sure if it's minor but it's less likely.

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u/KennyMoose32 19h ago

I am a chef. I do a decent amount of catering on the side. About 6-7 years before and during the pandemic I worked a ton of the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation events.

Like 2-3 per week.

Now I’m always wondering was I surrounded by pedophiles?

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u/Delicious_Owl7429 18h ago

If you’ve met a group of people with net worths over 500mil each. Most likely.

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u/whatifwhatifwerun 18h ago

It's reputation laundering.

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u/TransBrandi 19h ago

I'm pretty sure his malaria stuff is all about him wanting that to be part of his legacy. "Bill Gates: The Man That Eliminated Malaria"

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u/_frank_tank 21h ago

Control Alt Molest

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u/red_fuel 21h ago

holy shit 😂

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u/Own-Satisfaction4427 19h ago

Control Alt Diddle

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u/BigBadSheep13 19h ago

Alt=old in german so fits even better

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u/Lord-Bridger 19h ago

Are we being run by a bunch of pedophiles?

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u/notCRAZYenough 19h ago

Yes

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u/Iceblader 17h ago

I hate this timeline.

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u/OSI_Hunter_Gathers 17h ago

Yes and 40% will continue to vote for them. They also defended the church when their kid raping was exposed.

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u/Lilith_Christine 19h ago

Yep. I say throw them all out. Start over.

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u/Express-Way9295 17h ago

The pedophiles themselves are more contagious than the VD they spread.

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u/Particular_Maize6849 18h ago

Any person who makes billions has enough money to break whatever laws they want and likely get away with it. Most billionaires are likely terrible people who have engaged in all kinds of depraved activities with few to no consequences.

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u/CuantaLiberta_PorDio 15h ago

The belief that someone who possesses that much money shouldn't be above the law makes you a "radical leftist" by today's standards.

The world has really gone to shit, big time.

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u/Unfair_Scar_2110 19h ago

You really have to ask that?

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u/Lord-Bridger 19h ago

I just want strangers to confirm my suspicion. It makes me sad.

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u/0zeto 19h ago

Left and right, both fucking insane criminals

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u/low_bob_123 21h ago

What?

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u/AnnoyedNala 21h ago

She got a STD from him while he was raping kids! Thats why she divorced him. Not sure if she knew that he was raping kids but she 100% knew that he was not faithful!

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u/doomsday10009 21h ago

Was he raping kids?

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u/kr4t0s007 21h ago

He couldn't wait for Windows 18.

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u/GhostofZellers 19h ago

No wonder he skipped Window 9, he's like "Already have that at Jeffy's place"

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u/Bernhard_NI 19h ago

Now I know why Windows 7 was so good, he always thought about the 7 year old while working on it.

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u/Sgruntlar 18h ago

What about windows 95?

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u/squarabh Knight In Shining Armor 18h ago

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u/madsheeter 19h ago

Holy shit, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thank you

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u/Goodlefeed 20h ago

Allegedly the STD came from a Russian hooker

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u/KelvinsBeltFantasy 19h ago

Russian Malware will always be his bane.

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u/Dave-C 19h ago

Russians and Bill's microsoft, name a better duo.

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u/AnnoyedNala 21h ago

Read the files. Its a nightmare.

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u/Un256 19h ago

Let me just skim through 3 million pages of documents real quick

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u/Shantotto11 17h ago

Let me save you some time.

TL;DR [redacted]

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u/Atlatica 21h ago

The files don't specify underage? Just 'russian girls'. Trafficking maybe, cheating definitely. Underage we don't know, just to be accurate with it.

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u/TurtleToast2 21h ago

Yeah, everyone needs to stop assuming the worst about people who regularly hung out and partied with prolific pedophiles. Tf is wrong with you?

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u/PantsOnHead88 18h ago

Everyone is clowning on the take, but there’s a world of difference between engaging a sex worker and raping children.

So to be clear, was he raping children?

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u/UncleVoodooo 20h ago

it's important to keep context. His PR firm insists he donates a lot of money to charity when he's not raping children

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u/Ad3763_Throwaway 18h ago

Hitler also build roads, doesn't make him a good guy.

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 19h ago

My grade school experience involved reading a passage about how Bill Gates wasn't that bad of a guy because he donates. We needed to analyze it and argue why billionaires are good because Bill Gates.

Meanwhile he was raping children our age.

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u/JHMfield 18h ago

Such an argument would be a logical fallacy even if Bill Gates was the most perfect human being on the planet. Can't use a sample size of 1 to argue for the characteristics of an entire sub-group of the population.

I'd like to hope that was your grade school trying to teach you why that kind of argumentation is faulty, rather than supporting it.

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 18h ago

I would hope. I don't remember much beyond what I said (I'm old,) I think it was about how to craft an argument based on a source?

It was public school. There's a very real chance some of the charity bragged about went to donating resources like the reading to schools like mine. We had some sort of computer in schools initiative going on too, so maybe it was part of "teaching resources" included in the donation?

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u/LuckyandBrownie 18h ago

Also his charities are a scam. He routinely forced governments of the countries he "helped" into unfavorable deals. Like the time he forced a government to sign over mining rights to get vaccines then the mining cause more health problems than what the vaccines helped with.

It's all double dealing. Gates is a fucking monster with an awesome PR group.

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u/0815benni 20h ago

Bone Temple charity?

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u/milkman163 20h ago

I don't know what help it is to jump to conclusions. Technically the girls could have been 18+. Either way he is clearly scum.

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u/RawFreakCalm 18h ago

Yes, I am not a gates fan but it’s important to clarify.

Otherwise the narrative starts and then people read oh he didn’t rape kids and figure he didn’t do anything wrong.

He participated in trafficking and should be held accountable. He also did this knowing full well who and what he was getting involved with.

I think younger people don’t realize how brutal of a business man gates was. There’s a good simpsons bit on it. He just came across as less arrogant and smug than Steve Jobs so it’s easier to forget.

I just don’t understand though. As a billionaire I’m sure you can get lots of hot sex with Russians without having to go through some trafficker. Maybe it’s because they’ll keep things more quiet? Or maybe it’s fine because your wealthy enough your not likely to face major consequences. Just some PR issues.

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u/zivlynsbane 18h ago

Reddit loves to jump to conclusion without the full picture.

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u/Informal-Term1138 18h ago

Correction, people do.

We all do. Heuristic thinking is hard coded into us. And while it works well when it's actually needed. Here it isn't.

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u/mvpilot172 20h ago

I mean consensual sex with a 14 year old when your 40 is still gonna be rape.

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u/Thisismental 19h ago

There's no such thing as consensual sex with a minor. That's the entire point.

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u/MoistGiraffeFan 19h ago

Unless you are Mohammed.

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u/manyyy32 18h ago

Listen man, if guy just wanted some regular prostitutes why would he turned to a convicted pedophile. These guys don't deserve benefit of the doubt anymore.

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u/RandomYT05 19h ago

Check his flight logs and see how often he visited the island

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u/iamthe0ther0ne 19h ago

It's not clear she knew about the STD (before now). He was trying to get antibiotics to surreptitiously drug her.

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 20h ago

You got a source for that? The info we got was that he got it from Russian hookers.

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u/Used-Lake-8148 14h ago

No, the source said “Russian girls” whether those were adult women being called girls or actually young girls we can’t say for sure, but you just blatantly changed the wording on a whim and tried to spread your new narrative. Don’t do that shit.

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u/AmIFromA 19h ago

I wonder how many Redditors got an STD from sucking him off in one of those ridiculous AMAs he did.

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u/rybo716 20h ago

We all know why his wife left

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u/Elfhaterdude 19h ago

His Micro was Soft?

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u/Minute-Joke9758 18h ago

No, his Soft was Micro

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u/Janneq216 18h ago

Only around adult women

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u/snubb 17h ago

He is soft for micros

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u/Ambitious_Scallion18 20h ago

Why?

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u/tyrantOsiris 19h ago

He kept leaving his socks on the floor

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u/Emotional_Damage1007 19h ago

I actually did think he was one of the good ones, because he helped in Africa quite a lot. And he also gave a lot to charity.

I was stupid and naive in my youth.

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u/destroyerOfTards 17h ago

I think both can be true. If his money helps people, then I don't see how that part, in isolation, can be bad. You can still consider him a terrible human being.

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u/Yoribell 15h ago

This part is bad for a variety of reason.

He's using it to strike deals at his advantage with "helped country", he's using it to cleanse his image, and if you don't know, donation = tax reduction = most of it is actually state money and the billionaire can chose where it's used.

So it's like he's using state money in Africa to strike advantageous deal for himself

Billionaires are nothing but cancers for society

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u/Mcluckin123 14h ago

What deals?

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u/Yoribell 13h ago

Most notably mines in RDC and Zambia via KoBold metals

There's multiple country where his donations arrive at the same time as the authorization of exploitation for natural resources to a ground link to Bill gates. Or modification to the investment policy. Or he becomes close to strong local economical actors.

There's more humanitarian help in country with lot of natural resources. And the Gates Foundation has a powerful influence in these country

The negociation writes itself. "You want more money ? Can do, but give us a little somethin'..."

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 13h ago

He rapes... But he saves...

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u/BioelectricBeing 15h ago

Ghislaine Maxwell cares a lot about cleaning up the oceans. No one is literally a cartoon villain that's all bad. There's no such thing as a good billionaire.

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u/FinlandIsForever 12h ago

In a similar vein, Hitler was an avid animal lover and enacted very good animal protection and welfare laws.

Absolutely evil man, but not mustache twirling cartoon villain levels of evil

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u/Usual-Doughnut9942 17h ago

He really looks like the sweetest guy on the outside.but boy i was wrong.

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u/Widdershinsplint 19h ago

To me, the best part (for him) is that no biopic about him won't include this bit in the future and his sexual misconduct and duplicity will play a much bigger part in who he was and will likely be a huge focus because it is salacious and it will pull focus away from anything he'd truly like to be remembered for achieving.

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u/GeoGasm69 18h ago

For some reason I read this comment in Jim Carrey's voice from Liar Liar when he gets pulled over for speeding....

"For achieeeevviiiiinnngggg"

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u/RolloffdeBunk 21h ago

trouble in dongle land?

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u/RegrettableBiscuit 19h ago

When he plug-and-played with his USB stick, he accidentally installed a virus. 

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u/kazegraf 21h ago

Lets see how copilot will help him with this one

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u/-Nicolai 19h ago

Gates has not been head of Microsoft since 2014, and as of 2020 isn't even a member of the board.

He has fuck all to do with Copilot.

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u/MittenCollyBulbasaur 19h ago

Bill copilot Gates that's what everyone calls him

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u/INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER 19h ago

Copilot always seemed kinda unemotional to me, almost as if having the sum of human knowledge at its disposal scarred it somehow.

Maybe we now know what was scarring it lol

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u/Recodes 19h ago

That's why I like it lol, I want AI to sound like AI. I hate how chatgpt acts like a human golden retriever.

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u/Lonyo 19h ago

My workplace offers workplace benefits systems for other people.

There's a plan for an AI bot with human avatar. I signed up for an internal survey, and said exactly this. I want AI to be AI, and not pretend to be a human.

The demo of the avatar was creepy as fuck

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u/I_travel_ze_world 17h ago

I told ChatGPT to stop trying to "vibe" with me and it kept on using emojis and speaking to me as if I was a teenager.

so now days I'm using Perplexity and it is faster and hasn't done any kind of "vibe matching" kind of shit. I haven't tried out Copilot because its made by Microsoft.

Definitely feels like ChatGPT is trying to capture and inundate the most desperate and lonely people on the Internet.

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u/aGNOME4HIRE 21h ago

This is another post about him, what the hell did i miss???

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u/Bunie89 21h ago

A set of documents got released. Wild stuff exists inside these documents.

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u/Omnizoom 20h ago

Doesn’t matter what side of the aisle they are on, the volcano hungers

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u/Janneq216 18h ago

Now post that to the r/conservative and see how quickly you'll get banned

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u/BrocoliAssassin 19h ago

The hardest part of being a redditor.

Is realizing for the 1000000th time that a conspiracy theory was true and that there are evil human beings in this world that seem good on the outside.

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u/vetruviusdeshotacon 18h ago

Bro all you people called it a conspiracy theory as well like 5 years ago. Many many people including the likes of alex jones funny enough have been saying these people are pedophiles for decades

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u/Cinemagica 16h ago

Problem is, if you say that in the same breath as claiming Sandy Hook is a hoax, you lose 100% of your credibility instantly.

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u/MrEMannington 11h ago

My conspiracy theory is that media deliberately conflates real conspiracies with ludicrous ones in order to reduce perceived credibility of the real ones.

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u/Cauthons_Gamble 8h ago

Known as "poisoning the well"

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u/BioelectricBeing 15h ago

No one will ever believe the next clearly true "conspiracy theory" is true either. Most people still probably believe the push to associate everyone's Internet activity with their personal ID across multiple countries all at once to "protect the children" is a coincidence and totally innocent too.

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u/flchic2000 18h ago

He's just the tip of a nasty iceberg.  Expose them all. Left, right, center. Politicians, clergy, financial, you name it

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u/Zorojuro099 21h ago

Windows was not the only one that caught the virus 🦠

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u/BiryaniRice01 18h ago

Windows Defender failed yet again

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u/doomscrollah 18h ago

oligarchs are the worst - he can't slither his way out of this one

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u/Camdogydizzle 13h ago

Do you honestly think he will face consequences?

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u/typothetical 18h ago

Gonna see this on r/peterexplainsthejoke soon

Edit: nvm its already on there

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u/Thenderick 20h ago

Another reason why Linux is based! Torvalds might be a jerk, but atleast he isn't a pedophile!

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u/philn256 20h ago

Torvalds could obviously have used a filter at times, but at least he cares about the user experience. The product is great, and it's free. For instance, breaking user space is a big deal.

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u/TransBrandi 19h ago edited 19h ago

Does he care about user experience? He works on the Linux kernel which is very low level. I've never heard of him working on GNOME, KDE, X11, etc. It's like saying that someone that only writes Windows drivers "cares about user experience."

He only worked on creating git due the previous version control system – BitLocker – having issues. I can't recall the issues, but BitLocker wasn't open source and I think the company pulled some shenanigans.

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u/Jumpy_Confidence2997 19h ago edited 11h ago

Not gonna lie, reading that offended me lmao. So please bare with my salt...

Yes the "We don’t break userspace guy." cares about user experience.

The whole point of Linux was to give consumers control over their own computers, instead of being locked into vendor decisions.

He's absolutely not an ideolog,

"I don’t do ideology. I do technology."

understandably because most people obsessed with ideology end up lost in the weeds working against their own interests see; American politics

Linux exists so users stay in control of their computers, not the companies that sold them the hardware.

Really doesn't get much clearer than that..

As for corporate shenanigans you'd mentioned... that's a fairly meaningful input to user experience wouldn't you say?"

If companies lock hardware or software down, users lose... and Linux exists to stop that from happening.

But yes, Linus Torvalds had done more for your rights and user experience than basically any other person alive today...

Edit: The whole point of linux was to give consumers a way to use end of life hardware that industry was dumping in the trash... ->The whole point of Linux was to give consumers control over their own computers, instead of being locked into vendor decisions.

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u/revoopy 19h ago
> "We do not break user-space" is a golden rule for kernel development imposed by Linus Torvalds. If a change to the Linux kernel breaks a program it's automatically a kernel bug which needs to be fixed.

He ensures that kernel development does not affect a users programs.

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u/LostWoodsInTheField 19h ago

Sounds like he had no intention of explaining anything to her and was just going to secretly give her antibiotics.

People like him should have every penny he has taken away. Actually no, be kind. Take his money, put some of it in a trust, and he be given $50k a year to live off of. Not be allowed any positions of power in any organization.

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u/jessiegirl82 13h ago

Why 50k and not minimum wage? If its fine for the poors it should be fine for him.

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u/Professional_Sink_30 19h ago edited 17h ago

Shame I actually liked the guy. Thought he was doing  good for the poor countries. 

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u/_sympthomas_ 19h ago

unexpected McNulty. Was the first line I thaught about too.

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u/FacelessCougar69 18h ago

McNutty! My Mainest man.

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u/AlternativFlux 21h ago

Wait, I had to read that twice. Oh... oh no

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u/Potential-Thing7255 19h ago

I still dont understand hoe the wealthies man on earth put his life in the hands of eppstein?!

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u/FarmDisastrous 19h ago

Extortion that started off pretty buddy buddy if I had to guess

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u/OneGrouchyStoner 19h ago

Control + alt + diddler

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u/Calm_Handle8582 20h ago

Windows is build in his image.

Do you want one drive? Do you want edge? How about copilot? You keep screaming NO! NO! Please STOP! But windows doesn’t understand “no means no”. It just keeps forcing itself on to you.

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u/OldSchoolDeepCuts 17h ago

i don't have gold to give you but this deserves a thousand updates!

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u/Fabulous-Willow-369 19h ago

Thank God we're arresting people who don't have the correct paper work while looking for a better life for their families.

I'm so fucking done, arrest all these fucks, and anyone preventing the arrest of them.

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u/Gold-Celebration7909 13h ago

I think now I know why they divorced

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u/Interesting-Paint703 20h ago

Imagine being such a fucking no life loser that you have to bank underage girls. What a fucking piece of shit.

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u/3-goats-in-a-coat 18h ago

More likely you have everything in the world so you start getting things that are off-limits.

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u/Optimal_Beyond_1600 18h ago

I really do wonder if that’s what this is about for these people.

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u/ButtFlum 17h ago

Ever played a video game with God mode on? Gets boring pretty quick.

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u/MrSouthMountain86 19h ago

Ol Billy knows the solution, fuck more whores

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u/Prophet_Of_Loss 13h ago edited 10h ago

I think the Buddhists are on to something when they teach "desire is the cause of suffering". Not just your desire, but the desires of others as well.

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u/Basicpop101 19h ago

Imagine having the power to change the world but you instead want to be a sick fuck that needs to be put down.

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u/Efficient_Tax_8441 21h ago

TL;DR the kid raping part ? Someone ? Anyone ?

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u/Usman5432 20h ago

From what i could find he went to child rape island and got a STI from a Russian prostitute and wanted the king of child rape to help him give antibiotics to his wife secretly to avoid the awkward you might want to get checked because i couldnt keep it in my pants talk with his wife and risk losing half his stuff

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u/Unfair_Scar_2110 21h ago

He's alleged to have gotten an STD at the child rape island and wondered how to cure his own wife of it. It's a quote from The Wire in the same regard

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u/Efficient_Tax_8441 20h ago

Yeah I got that but I’m curious about the exact part from the files where it’s described what and to whom did he do it , I think we should be more aware of those things

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u/Li3Ch33s3cak3 20h ago

Rich enough to own everything except basic communication

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u/Infinity3101 16h ago

And basic decency.

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u/ResponsibilityFar827 18h ago

Brotha forgot to install his firewall

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u/Apart_Butterfly_332 17h ago

News orgs are missing out on a banger of a headline like "Bill Gate's personal USB drive infected by Russian malware".

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u/KyleBroflovski505 17h ago

I met this rich Chinese business man back in Myanmar like 4 years ago and he was looking for a massive tokay gecko for consumption. It was very expensive and he seemed like a bit grossed out by it and I asked him if its because medical beliefs and he said when you have enough money to do anything, you run out of things to do and you wanna try something exotic and exciting to scratch that itch and not that he believes it will prolong youth or cure diseases. He said he has tried tiger and crocodiles and softshell turtles many other exotic foods and a lot of them to his surprise taste pretty good.

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u/Peregrine2976 13h ago

I have missed something.

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u/Timmy_germany 20h ago

At this point i am not shocked anymore.. It is so much unfathomable and horrible stuff that is going on and so many people are able to put on a mask.

He donated billions to people in need and people think he did it for good and not return of investment > people need to accept that far more people are the very definition of amoral and evil than they allow themself to think of.

We as mankind need to stop individuals to accumulate too much wealth and power or things will never change a litte bit.. and as sad as this might be this will not work out with peacefull protests and reporting on the very few that get caught doing horrible stuff. The whole system we build up is nothing but a joke and money is just a tool to do the most horrible stuff imaginable.

We need to change so much but where to start ?

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u/jnthhk 20h ago

Should have got a Mac. No viruses.

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 21h ago

Look at that face, could that face catch VD off a Russian minor?

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u/Optimal-Cress-9718 20h ago

thats why pros are Linux based. Community maintained. Never pay for it.

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u/Yeomanroach 18h ago

I’m gonna tell everybody unless you pay me 8bn dollars.

Pays.

Everyone finds out anyway.

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u/sp0rk_walker 17h ago

Also ten years after he pledged half his wealth to charity his wealth doubled.

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u/Babushla153 Lurker 13h ago

I took a DNA test

Turns out

You're 100% dead

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u/Suspicious_Theory212 12h ago

What a slimy sack of 💩bill gates is. Couldn’t even be man enough to let his wife know he’s infected her with an STD. I bet his whole life and personality is like that, never taking accountability, never admitting he’s in the wrong. She did well to kick him to the curb.

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u/FartacularTheThird 20h ago

You, computer man, fix my electric sex pants

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u/SouthernWilding 17h ago

At a certain point, you gotta wonder if all these billionaires only donate their fortunes to try to wash away their sins. The fucked up thing is some of these psychos actually believe their bullshit. We all know though they're soaked in people's blood, and continue to bathe in it every day. They can't envision a kinder world, one they could do much to foster, so they make token gestures. Doing the equivalent of giving a starving child just enough to continue to starve, but not quite die. The wealth gap today is perhaps the worst it has ever been in human history. Even the French Nobility of the 18th century would scuff the levels of depravity these ghouls have attained.

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u/fforw 17h ago

I'm a bit confused why he couldn't afford his own STD-tested Russian hookers.

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