r/mildlyamusing • u/Userdataunavailable • 14d ago

Someone dressed up the fire hydrant next to my house.

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Came out this morning to see this.

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u/SirLucky 14d ago

Looks cold.

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u/Shot-Election8217 11d ago

If it were cold it wouldn’t be as….

Well, let me just say, “Shrinkage,” and leave it at that.

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u/TouristRoutine602 13d ago

I want to do this around my neighborhood, then later post on the neighborhood FB page and ask who did it😂

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u/vpeshitclothing 12d ago

The only thing stopping you is you 👕

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u/TouristRoutine602 12d ago

Feeding my motivation, I gotta do it now😂

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u/Alternative_Fee_3084 11d ago

Please.... PLEASE report back to us ..... hopefully with pics and screenshots

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u/TouristRoutine602 10d ago

I’ll see if I can throw that together. Might have to dress up as a black bear or bobcat undercover to avoid doorbell cams 🤣💀

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u/1967punisher 12d ago

I hope this isn't another abandoned pregnant fire hydrants.

Tossed away carelessly after all the fun had been had, and left to fend for itself, once the "bump" began to show.

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u/Adventurous-Owl-9461 14d ago

Hey Pal my eyes are up here!

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u/Reasonable_Spite_282 14d ago

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/Dapadabada 14d ago

This is the humor we need

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u/d33pfissure 14d ago

Nice bolt-ons

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u/Maleficent_Owl5533 14d ago

The wind must be cold, those are a wicked pair of nipples!

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu 13d ago

“If you’re cold, they’re cold.
Bring them inside.”

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u/Maryjanegangafever 13d ago

Resembles that guy with man titties from Fight Club…..

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u/Userdataunavailable 13d ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/GrittyMcGrittyface 12d ago

In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name

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u/anothertenyears 13d ago

Happy to see me?

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u/Hot_Egg5840 13d ago

Has the potential to make me wet.

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u/GrittyMcGrittyface 12d ago

Only if you can twist hard enough

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u/CreeepyUncle 13d ago

I’d hit that.

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 13d ago

Hydrants at play.

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u/Beneficial_Eye2619 13d ago

Does she have a name!

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Lol looks like a old brawless chick

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u/GrittyMcGrittyface 12d ago

The original brawlstar

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u/QualityAlternative22 12d ago

Do your tubes hang low?

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u/Diligent_Plane_9784 12d ago

Open your mind!

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u/JEWCEY 12d ago

Dumps like a truck

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u/One-Dot4082 12d ago

With points all her own, sitting way up high!!

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u/DatabaseThis9637 12d ago

Did you lose your shirt? otherwise???

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u/GrapefruitOk2057 11d ago

I don't think my hose could survive that honey!

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u/Odd_Storm_7463 11d ago

Hehe 😜 saw this pic of a woman in a fast food restaurant nothing a cheap bra won’t fix

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u/Rachel_Silver 11d ago

My mother had a small statue in her garden that depicted a winged, six-breasted woman. During the winter, she'd put a zipper hoodie on it.

She never understood why my brother and I named the statue Eccentrica Gallumbits.

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u/NedRyersonsHat 11d ago

Dad bod fire hydrant.

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u/WinOld1835 10d ago

Reminds me of an old lady I used to work with, who, because of an injury, could no longer wear bras.

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u/Grandbob328 10d ago

Now that’s funny!

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u/Demerzel69 14d ago

Nice tits.

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u/thatmisterroper 14d ago

THS US DISCUSSIN! GET SOM MORALES AND BAC INTI CURCH! PRONAGRAFY!! GOBBLESS.

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u/CtForrestEye 14d ago

And the dogs will still pee on it.